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When engaging in hyperbole, it's best not to include an expiry date

It would be good for a laugh, but given how many people seriously talk about The Coming Obama Police State Crushing All Dissent Once They Steal Our Guns And Putting Conservatives In Labor Camps, it's not that laughable a matter.

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Look, another Republican not keeping his promises. 

Goldbugs and Tea Parties

So the Tea Party is usually thought to be hyper-conservative regarding the US Constitution. Which doesn’t seem to relate to its sudden fascination with states minting their own money, as the Tea Party Nation demonstrates:

In an era where the Federal Government is predisposed to the endless erosion of personal liberties and assaults on our freedoms, one government is getting something right. One of the legitimate purposes of government is to protect its citizens. While the Obama Regime believes that its purpose is to oppress the citizens, treating them like subjects, not citizens; …

Yeah, when you lead off with the premise that the Obama “Regime” is explicit in its determination to oppress and subjugate … well, you know this isn’t going to end well (or sanely).

… there is one government that has the right idea and is doing something to protect its citizens. What government is it and what are they doing? It is the Commonwealth of Virginia.  

What is Virginia doing?

Besides treating gays like criminals, Democratic voters like untouchables to be politically ghettoized, and women like baby-making machines, you mean?

Virginia is studying the idea of minting a Virginia state currency.

Because that worked so well last time.

Yes, with all the issues the state of Virginia faces, it’s spending time looking at minting its own money.

Virginia should study this issue and then act on it ASAP.

Virginia is not the first state to think of this.  Utah has already passed a law allowing a state currency and at least four other states are studying this idea.

Why should it be done?  Is this just another example of the old saying, “Save your confederate money boys, the South is going to rise again?” No. Assuming it is done correctly it is one of the most prudent things a state can do.

Because everyone’s going to want to collect them, right next to silver dollars with the World Trade Center painted on them in a commemorative fashion. Operators are standing by!

First in order for it to be done right, the state currencies cannot be a fiat currency.  They should be a commodity-based currency.

Actually, under the US Constitution, Article 1 Sec. 10, states can’t issue fiat currency. Indeed, there’s some question as to whether they are allowed to coin their own money at all. But, apparently, the Tea Party Nation isn’t interested in the Constitution when it interferes with what they want. If the states want to do it, that’s okay with them. (Unless it’s gay marriage or liberal abortion laws.)

What does that mean? It means that whatever currency is minted is actually backed by something.  This could be precious metals or another commodity.

Today, the American dollar has no value other than what we assign to it. Nothing backs the dollar.   The Treasury can print as much money as it wants and that is the problem America faces.  Commodity backed currencies cannot do that.  If you do not have any more gold for example, you cannot print any more money.

Which is, ultimately, why the gold standard was abandoned by … well, pretty much everyone.

First off, commodity-based money is no more objectively valuable than fiat money.  “But it’s backed by gold!”  So what? Gold has some useful technical properties, and it’s pretty, but gold prices are arbitrary, not intrinsic.  Gold is no more objectively valuable than a piece of paper. Instead, its value rises and falls based on both supply (how much gold is around) and demand (how much people want it, or want to speculate for it). That leads to unstable monetary value bound either by the vagaries of gold rushes or the whims of speculators.

Bottom line, why is this actually worth anything? Except as a bludgeon, of course.

Second, there is value in the government being able to print money as it needs to.  Are there risks? Sure. But there are also benefits, especially when the economy is slumping.

There are a lot of nations in the past that have believed they could print money so they could spend their way out of economic troubles or simply to buy everything they wanted.  These include Zimbabwe, Argentina and the Weimar Republic of Germany. 

In each of these instances, the debasing of the currency caused hyperinflation.  There is nothing more destructive to an economy or to freedom and liberty than hyperinflation.  

Yes, hyperinflation is a bad thing.It occurs when there is a rapid increase in the amount of money supply when not matched by an overall increase of production. This impacts the government’s ability to spend on what it needs to (because of lack of tax revenue or ability to borrow), leading it to print more money.

But, of course, that doesn’t describe the situation of the US. We have massive production capacity lying fallow. While tax revenue is constrained (by conscious political choice, not because tax sources are not available), there’s no sign of being unable to borrow (as treasury bonds continue to sell briskly to all comers).

In the example of, say, Weimar Germany, its hyperinflation was triggered by massive war reparation debts that had to be paid in gold or foreign currency. When the gold ran out (as the German government had decided to fight the war without any borrowing), the government had to buy foreign currency with German marks — which cause the value of the mark to plummet, worsening the ability to buy foreign currency, causing rising prices, which further impacted the government’s ability to operate, leading to the printing of large amounts of fiat money which had no actual backing. People rushing to spend their increasingly worthless money before it was worth less further increased inflation.

The cover charges were outrageous, but aside from that they had great cabarets

None of that, by the way, describes the American economic situation.  Though I suppose if the Tea Party types keep holding the debt ceiling hostage, further hurting the government’s credit rating and making it harder to borrow money, that could have an inflationary effect.  Well played!

When you have hyperinflation, people become desperate.  When the average person receives their weekly wages and it is just enough to buy a loaf of bread for their family and they face the prospect of seeing their children go hungry, they will demand someone fix the problem.  And when people are that desperate, they do desperate things, like grabbing on to demagogues who will promise them salvation in exchange for their freedom.

See? It must be a plot!

Under the Obama Regime, the Treasury has been printing money like it is going out of style.  Sooner or later, the end result of this will be massive inflation.  We are already starting to see some inflation.   If you go to the grocery store you are already seeing inflation in the prices of food.  The prices of gold, silver, other precious metals and oil have skyrocketed.  Part of this is a function of supply and demand and part of it is the debasing of our currency. 

In plain English, the Dollar is now worth much less than it was four years ago.

Really? Because let’s look at the US inflation rate for the last 14 years:

US Inflation, 1999-2013. Nope, no hyper-inflation here

Okay, that doesn’t look like crazy-ass inflation during the Obama Administration, except for the skews up and down during the Great Recession (where inflation actually became negative for a while).

Or, put another way, if we look at the rise in prices in just the last four years, something costing $20 in 2009 would cost … (gasp) $21.40, a 7% rise. Given that in the mid-70s to early 80s we were seeing annual inflation rates in the double digits, I’m not quaking with fear at this point.

Why? Among other things, the government is printing too much money.  Today, we do not even know what the money supply is.   This is another important piece of data the government no longer releases.

Not surprisingly, this is untrue. The Federal Reserve issues regular (weekly) monthly reports on the M1 and M2 money supplies. One measurement that used to be compiled, the M3 supply, is no longer reported by the Fed; that stopped in 2006. (More explanation of the different money supplies here.)

All of this leads up back to Virginia and the other states.  If Virginia, Utah and other states start minting commodity based currencies, Americans will quickly flee the devalued Dollar in favor of these currencies.

Except the dollar isn’t devalued.

And, yeah, like that won’t have any sort of destabilizing effect on the economy. 

Constitutional matters (you know, Tea Party, that document you keep touting as the most important thing in the world) aside, are you expecting that businesses, banks, credit companies, etc., are going to accept (or pay out) money in Virginia Dollars, Utah Dollars, etc.?

And, beside that, what sort of gold reserves does the State of Virginia have? Or silver? Or platinum?  Are VA and UT going to use the same commodity? What will be the conversion rate?

Because these currencies will hold their value and will not be victims of the inflationary spikes that are the inevitable result of the economic policies of the Obama Regime.

Except the economic policies of the Obama Administration are not fundamentally different from the economic policies of past governments. And we’ve not seen any inflationary spikes.

But you know what we have seen oscillate wildly in value?

There's GOLD in them thar spikes!

So tell me again how gold is more stable and reliable?  Or how the price of gold is somehow magically real and not just the product of speculation?

Heck, if you’re worried, TPN, just tell your folks to start investing in gold themselves.  Then their state governments, blue or red, won’t have to do it for you (freedom!) and when the Great Collapse happens, your side will be rich as kings!

Or maybe you already have made that suggestion, and are hoping that states will somehow shift to a gold standard, start buying up gold themselves, and increase the value of your holdings.  No, that would be an underhanded and manipulative move on your part.

For the legislators in Virginia, I have one simple message.  Study this quickly and implement it.  For those of you who live in other states, it is up to you to get your legislators on this quickly.

Or, y’know, don’t.

Inflation is coming.

Yeah, I'm getting tired of that meme, too.

The Dollar will be battered and maybe even destroyed by the Obama Regime.

I will make you a deal. If the “Obama Regime” destroys the US Dollar in the next 3½ years, I will personally pay you ten (10) Virginny Goldug Dollars, even if I have to carry it across the apocalypse-ravaged countryside to Richmond itself.

This is a shining opportunity for states to do what they are supposed to do. That is to protect us against an overbearing and out of control Federal Government.

Really? Because it looks like your boys have effective control of at least one key branch of that federal government — and “overbearing and out of control” is just the way to describe that.

Brian Brown is a Dolt (Separate but Equal Edition)

Brian Brown, President of NOM, Dolt

Hey, Brian! Caught your official National Organization for Marriage (NOM) press release yesterday, which “Criticizes President’s Decision to Divide Nation Over Marriage on Inauguration Day.”  So … can we talk?

Washington, D.C. — Brian Brown, President of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM), criticized President Obama’s decision to use his Inauguration Day address to further divide the nation on the question of what is marriage.

Really? You mean he came up with something new to divide us?  Because, you know, the nation is already divided on whether gays should be allowed to marry — though an increasing number, now at least a plurality, think they should.

The President chose to make a veiled reference …

Can you be divisive if you’re making only veiled references?

… to redefine marriage when he said “our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law.”

Well, he might have been talking about labor law, where in many (most?) places, employees can still be fired for being homosexual. Nobody asks about your sexual habits with your wife when you apply for a job, Brian, but apparently it remains something that you can get terminated for … if you’re gay.

But, no, I suppose he was primarily talking about marriage equality.

“Gay and lesbian people are already treated equally under the law,” Brian Brown responded. “They have the same civil rights as anyone else; they have the right to live as they wish and love whom they choose.

If it's a right, it shouldn't be up for a vote.

Far be it from me to disagree, Brian, but bullshit. We’ve already noted how employment prejudice is legal, something I think we’ll both agree impacts gays much more than straights.

But while the courts have ruled that homosexual acts can’t be made illegal  (Lawrence v. Texas, which I suspect you weren’t thrilled about, either, Brian), the idea that simply legalizing gay sex is the same as giving gays the same right as straights is being obtuse.

Because, of course, “love and marriage … go together like a horse and carriage.”  But according to NOM, gays cannot — or should not — be married.  The legal rights, privileges, advantages, and obligations that come with marriage are off the table.

That is not equal treatment under the law, Brian.

What they don’t have is the right to redefine marriage for all of society.

No … society has that right. It has that right through its own changing mores. It has that right through legislative and executive action by elected representatives. And it has that right through a system of government with a constitution that does things like demand equal protection under the law.

And how does allowing gays to marry redefine it?  When interracial marriage was legalized, did that “redefine” marriage for same-race couples?

In fact, six federal courts have rejected the idea that there is a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, including the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit and the U.S. Supreme Court in a summary decision in 1972.

Hmmm. Roe v. Wade was in 1973. Are you suggesting that can’t or shouldn’t be revisited, either?

In point of fact, in more recent years, a variety of federal courts in recent years have upheld gay equality under the law — regarding DOMA, regarding gay marriage (in California), etc.

Furthermore, the vast majority of states have codified the commonsense view held for thousands of years that marriage is the union of a man and a woman.

Tradition! It's great for music, but not the ultimate foundation of law

It is common, but not necessarily sensible.  It is traditional, which is fine enough, but there have been lots of traditional things that we gave up or changed over time.

The President is profoundly wrong to imply that those who have acted to protect marriage have denied anyone’s rights by doing so.”

I’ll note that the UN’s the U.N. International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, Article 23, notes that marriage is a fundamental human right. Of course, we all know the UN is the font of all evil. So, closer to home, we have fourteen Supreme Court rulings have identified marriage as a fundamental, foundational civil right.

So how is it not depriving gays a right if they can have a loving, caring, intimate, lifelong relationship, alike in every fundamental way to a straight couple, with the exception of the plumbling … but can’t get a civil marriage?

Brown continued: “A presidential inauguration should be a time for the nation to come together; instead President Obama chose to voice his support for a radical agenda advanced by some of his biggest campaign contributors to redefine marriage for everyone.

Note, Brian: not all supporters of gay marriage are, in fact, gay.

Is it "radical" if it's the plurality?

Indeed, given that plurality (at least; some polls give it a majority) that favors gay marriage, calling it a “radical agenda” wavers between paranoid, hyperbolic, and just plain silly.

Marriage brings our nation together.

Agreed, Brian, unless you start arbitrarily excluding folks from it.

The concept of gay ‘marriage’ would have been totally alien to our founding fathers, …

Interracial and inter-religious marriage would have been totally outrageous to most of our founding fathers, too, Brian.  Copyright issues regarding for moving pictures and television and Internet video sites would have been inconceivable.  The idea of firearms that could shoot as fast as the finger could pull the trigger — or even faster — would have been sheerest fantasy.  So?

… and the protection and advancement of marriage between one man and one woman will immeasurably serve the common good of this country and further strengthen our Union.

So you say.

Today the President should have thrown his support behind this beautiful vision of men and women coming together in love to raise the next generation.

I think he did. You just didn’t like the combinations he was recognizing.

Nonetheless, we pro-marriage Americans pledge to defend the institution which the President has chosen to undermine once again.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Brian. My marriage doesn’t feel undermined.  A pity that yours is so shaky.

Dolt.

Condolences to the few sane folk in Alabama

That the majority chose this previously-disgraced yahoo as your State Supreme Court Chief Justice is … so sad.

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Mike Huckabee is a Dolt (School Violence Edition)

Mike Huckabee - Dolt
Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. You come across as such a likeable, even sane, guy when you show up on The Daily Show wit Jon Stewart.  It’s only when you’re preaching to your natural audience that you come across as a loathesome troll.

I very intentionally refrained from commenting on yesterday’s gun shooting carnage at and about the elementary school in Newton, CT.  I didn’t do that because it was “too soon” or “not the right day” to talk about such things, but because there was so much we still didn’t know about the shooting and the shooter — who it was, why he did it, what kind of guns he used, and where he got them, etc.  Some of those details were seeping out by the end of the day, but by that time most folks had already jumped to the conclusion that [their go-to reason for shooting tragedies] had been repeated again. Too many guns. Not enough guns. Not enough mental health care (okay, that’s one I think we can agree on, except that I’ve seen those who don’t). And, of course, you, Mike, who took the opportunity to talk about how this particular shooting occurred because, of course, we’ve banned Jesus from our public schools.

Not that you were alone in arguing this.  All sorts of “culture of death” and “falling away from the Lord” loonies were out in force (including my favorite dolt).  But, as a prominent figure in both politics and the Religious Right, you got a lot of the attention.

Especially when you’re on Fox News:

CAVUTO: You know, invariably, people ask after tragedies like this, “How could God let this happen?”

Well, some people ask that. And, then, some people extend that profound and troubling question into “God obviously had a reason, and the reason was that society was naughty, so God ‘let’ a bunch of kids get killed.”  Which raises a lot of troubling questions in and of itself, but let’s go over to your response, Mike:

HUCKABEE: Well, you know, it’s an interesting thing. We ask why there is violence in our schools but we have systematically removed God from our schools.

If by that you mean “We have stopped preaching and supporting a particular somewhat-interdenominational American Christianity from schools where everyone, from Baptist kids to Catholic kids to Jewish kids to Atheist kids, attend, because it’s not the job of the schools to teach sectarian religious lessons,” then yes, we have done that.

But, of course, if you believe in God, then you can’t believe that God has actually been removed from our schools.  And certainly personal, private prayer — not that showcased and enforced by some sort of common prayer moment or call to silence at an externally dictacted moment, but personal, individual prayer — remains in our schools.

What I get the sense you want, Mike, is religious indoctrination. The teaching of a particular religion’s tenets as facts, as sure as any historical document or scientific experiment. And you want everyone to mouth the same prayers, sit quietly at the same time to pray, and have the schools and the government dictate the religious life of our children.

Of course, if we were talking about Saudi Arabia or India, you’d be up in arms over such violations of personal religious identity and freedom, and of the rights of parents to raise their children, religiously, the way they want.  But since it’s America, you drop those objections because you think what’s going to be taught and inculcated will be a brand of civil Christianity you can influence and accept.

That’s usually called “hypocrisy,” Mike.

Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage? Because we’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability — that we’re not just going to have be accountable to the police if they catch us, but one day we stand before, you know, a holy God in judgment. If we don’t believe that, then we don’t fear that.

So, two things here, Mike.

One, this wasn’t a case of kids in school pulling guns on each other and shooting their classmate. This is a 20-year-old man who may have gone to the school years ago. There’s no particular “lack of Jesus being taught in school” connection between him and the elementary school he attended than if he had gone on a shooting spree at his middle school, high school, or his dentist’s office. Shootings occur in a variety of places, Mike.  In schools, yes, but also in businesses, at hospitals, at churches. Arguing that because Jesus wasn’t talked about in those places therefore those places were liable to become killing fields is not only theologically gooftastic, it’s simply, obviously, wrong.

Second, I can tell you that there is plenty of talk of “responsibility” and “accountability” in school today (I say, as the parent of a now-middle schooler).  What you mean, of course, is that there’s not teachers talking about divine accountabilty — that if you are “good” you will go to Heaven and if you are “bad” you will go to Hell.  Unless, of course, you believe in a more Calvinistic approach  which would say that if you are going to Heaven because you are one of the elect you will act “good”, and if you are going to Hell because you aren’t then you will act “bad” — or else it won’t make any difference how you act because not only do works mean nothing, but the roll of the Saved has already been drawn up, unless …

But I digress.

Teaching about eternal salvation, or eternal damnation, is not the role of the school. It is the role of the parents (should they choose) and their church (if they attend one).  It’s no more appropriate for schools to teach about it than it is for them to weigh in on the Virgin Birth, the value of intercessory prayer to the saints, or the nature of the Eucharist.

And so I sometimes, when people say, why did God let it happen. You know, God wasn’t armed. He didn’t go to the school. But God will be there in the form of a lot people with hugs and with therapy and a whole lot of ways in which I think he will be involved in the aftermath. Maybe we ought to let him in on the front end and we wouldn’t have to call him to show up when it’s all said and done at the back end.

To which I say, bullshit, Mike. Because you have no idea what sort of upbringing the shooter had. Or, for that matter, the children (and adults) of the victims.  They may all have been the most devout people in the world, praying before class as a family, going to church service every night, pausing for quiet prayer at lunch time over their tater tots. Those dead kids may have all been on their ways to brilliant and holy careers in the ministry, as missionaries, as religious leaders, perhaps even as failed presidential candidates and professional bloviators.

You know nothing about it, Mike, except your publicity-mongering desire to drum up support for Your Side in the Culture Wars. Which Fox News, of course, was more than happy to let you go on about.

It was a disgusting display. Which is probably why you’re trying to walk the comments back today.

Well, Mike, at least you can take small comfort that you didn’t come across quite as doltishly insensitive as your cohort, Brian Fischer:

Yes, Brian — if only God had had a personal “invitation” by the school administrators, he would doubtles have smitten the school shooter with a lightning bolt the instant he crossed onto the grounds, problem solved. But since the school didn’t open with prayers every day, God was too much of a “gentleman” to protect those kids and adults.

And I’m sure the hurried prayers of those at the school were simply too late for God to deliver on. Is that your theodicy, Brian?

Dolt is far too weak of a word.

Suzanne Venker is a Dolt (Battle of the Sexes Edition)

Suzanne Venker, Dolt

Hi, Suzanne. May I call you Suzanne?  Wait, is it unmanly for me to ask you how you want to be addressed?

Anyway, wanted to talk with you about your provocative Fox News website opinion piece, “The War on Men“. As a Man who doesn’t feel particularly Warred Upon, I’m curious as to what sort of thing you might be talking about.  Certainly there’s been lots of talk about a “War on Women” from the Right, so is this that sort of thing?  Let’s find out.

The battle of the sexes is alive and well.

Really?

According to Pew Research Center, the share of women ages eighteen to thirty-four that say having a successful marriage is one of the most important things in their lives rose nine percentage points since 1997 – from 28 percent to 37 percent. For men, the opposite occurred. The share voicing this opinion dropped, from 35 percent to 29 percent.

Believe it or not, modern women want to get married. Trouble is, men don’t.

Sounds like a “difference of opinion of the sexes.” Why is this a “battle”?

(Since you didn’t link to it, the study from Pew is here.)

Also, it sounds like the woman/man ratio for this used to be 28/35, and now it’s 37/29.  Was it a “battle of the sexes” when women were the same amount less interested in marriage as “one of the most important things in their lives” as men are now, and vice-versa?

Also, women being more interested in marriage than men? Inconceivable! I mean, I’ve never heard of an era when women were striving to get men to propose to them, and men were feeling more interested in feeling footloose and fancy-free! Imagine!

And, in either case, it’s roughly a third of each gender feels that way.  Is that really such a difference?

And I note that “modern” (18-34) men considered being a good parent and having a high-paying job/career as less important than women, too.  Maybe they’re just slackers about everything.

Might it also be that, as marriage has declined in both absolute numbers and been entered into later, that men are simply growing more comfortable in their 18-34 ages at being bachelors than used to be the case?

So what is behind that that change in answers?  Oh, wait — I’ll bet you’re going to tell us.

Ah, for the Good Old Days when there were plenty of good (read: marriageable) men!

The so-called dearth of good men (read: marriageable men) …

The only “good” men are “marriageable” men?

… has been a hot subject in the media as of late.

Not in media I’ve been reading.

Of course, the “dearth of good/marriageable men” has been a hot subject in (some) media and (some) circles for, well, forever. “All the good men are taken” is a lament as old as the written word, and the addendum “… or gay” has been au courant since before 1997.

Much of the coverage …

Somewhere.

… has been in response to the fact that for the first time in history, women have become the majority of the U.S. workforce.

Because women have been working more but, more importantly to the “balance,” men’s jobs were more likely to get cut during the Great Recession, due to the sorts of industries they work in.

They’re also getting most of the college degrees.

For a variety of reasons as well (including that same “nature of jobs” one).

The problem? This new phenomenon has changed the dance between men and women.

Why is this a problem?

As the author of three books on the American family and its intersection with pop culture, …

“Someone thought I wrote well enough, and my ideas were popular enough, to get three of my books published.”

Those books are (in case anyone wonders about where you’re coming at with this particular article): The Flipside of Feminism: What Conservative Women Know — and Men Can’t Say (with Phyllis Schlafly), 7 Myths of Working Mothers: Why Children and (Most) Careers Just Don’t Mix, and the coming-soon How to Choose a Husband: And Make Peace With Marriage.

Al Bundy wishes he were part of this subculture still

… I’ve spent thirteen years examining social agendas as they pertain to sex, parenting, and gender roles. During this time, I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.

Women aren’t women anymore.

So there’s a nebulous “subculture of men” who don’t care for modern women.  Now there’s an attitude we’ve never heard before.

How large actually is this subculture, out of curiosity, since I don’t see it anywhere in the “culture of men” that I associate with?

To say gender relations have changed dramatically is an understatement. Ever since the sexual revolution, there has been a profound overhaul in the way men and women interact.

That’s a broad generalization, but I’m willing to accept that.  The introduction of legal and woman-centric contraception is probably the most profound and obvious trigger for change, since it substantially freed women from pregnancy, as well as freeing both genders (especially women) from associating (as much) sexual activity with marriage, which meant marriage could be a matter of equals between women and men.

Ah, but therein lies the problem!

Men haven’t changed much – they had no revolution that demanded it – but women have changed dramatically.

Wait, I thought men had been made all unmanly and demasculinized by all the rough, crude, competitive women who objected to being slapped around and kept silent?  Wasn’t that the previous conservative meme?  Now you tell me that men haven’t changed?

Also, wait — was the Sexual Revolution just about women?  Really?

Also, wait — if women have changed and men haven’t, why is this a “War on Men”?

It's all about Angry Women! Angry, I tell you!

In a nutshell, women are angry.

I don’t notice women being angry, or any more so than men.

They’re also defensive, though often unknowingly.

Bless their little unknowing hearts.

(By the way, Suzanne, should that be “they” or “we”?  Are you defensive, though often unknowingly?)

That’s because they’ve been raised to think of men as the enemy.

Probably by people who refer to “battle of the sexes” a lot.

The Battle for Pedestals

Armed with this new attitude, women pushed men off their pedestal (women had their own pedestal, but feminists convinced them otherwise) and climbed up to take what they were taught to believe was rightfully theirs.

We should have separate but equal pedestals! It’s the Natural Way of Things!

Now the men have nowhere to go.

Women have all of our pedestals!  Greedy, greedy, women!

It is precisely this dynamic – women good/men bad – that has destroyed the relationship between the sexes.

Because, of course, in the Good Old Days, women and men were always treated as being fair and equal parts good and bad.

By the way, I seem to have a relationship with a woman.  While it is true that she is good (“and when she’s bad, she’s better!”),  I don’t get the sense that she treats me as “bad.”

In fact, as long as we’re waving around unsubstantiated anecdotal evidence, I know a number of couples. I don’t see an authentic “women good / men bad” dynamic at work there.

It's a lot easier to feel marriageable if you get to be in charge of stuff

I can certainly believe, though, that someone, of either gender, who thinks that the opposite gender is by nature cruel and dominating and vain and pedestal-stealing is likely not to be interested in marrying one of them, unless they have, say, some societal and/or legal dominance that allows them to compensate that other gender’s natural “bad” inclinations. Fortunately, we’d never tolerate such a social/legal system, right?

Yet somehow, men are still to blame when love goes awry. Heck, men have been to blame since feminists first took to the streets in the 1970s.

Because in the Good Old Days, men were never blamed with “love goes awry.” And, certainly, today, women are never blamed.

Um, how large is this subculture you’re extrapolating from again, Suzanne?

But what if the dearth of good men, and ongoing battle of the sexes, is – hold on to your seats – women’s fault?

Well, that certainly sounds more fair!  Let’s not stand for blanket statements about men! Make them about women, instead!

You’ll never hear that in the media.

Yes, there are no sexist diatribes in modern American media that blame women for their part of the “battle of the sexes.”  Indeed, there never were! I’m sure of it!

All the articles and books (and television programs, for that matter) put women front and center, while men and children sit in the back seat.

It's all been downhill for Marriageable Men since this gal took over

Yes, women are in control of everything!  They own all the pedestals! They are in the driver’s seat! They are in charge of everything! They dominate corporate management, the seats of government, the police and military! They run all the media! They earn more than men, they commit sexual assault with impunity against men, and they spent the last election cycle talking about how all those “slutty” men just wanted hand-outs from taxpayers to fund their irresponsible sexual habits!  Outrageous!

But after decades of browbeating the American male, men are tired. Tired of being told there’s something fundamentally wrong with them. Tired of being told that if women aren’t happy, it’s men’s fault.

Well, at least the “subculture of men” you’re talking about is “tired” of unhappy women blaming them for their unhappiness.  Those darned women ought to be happy, and happy to be happy, with whatever they get. And give back that pedestal!

Contrary to what feminists like Hanna Rosin, author of The End of Men, say, the so-called rise of women has not threatened men. It has pissed them off.

Oh, well, as long as (that subculture of men) isn’t threatened, just pissed off, we should definitely change things to make them, um, unpissed. Because clearly the pissing off is women’s fault.  “Madge, shut up and get me a brewski!”

Wait, I thought the problem wasn’t that men are pissed off, but that women are “angry” and (unknowingly) “defensive” (something about Pedestal Envy). Perhaps, if men and women are both angry, they need to get together and talk about it, like adults. Surely that’s the mature and wise thing to do. You’re not going to suggest, Suzanne, that, oh, women should just swallow their “anger”, and surrender to those “pissed-off” men, are you?  (SPOILER: You are.)

It has also undermined their ability to become self-sufficient in the hopes of someday supporting a family. Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA. But modern women won’t let them.

Real Man being battled upon by Not-Real-Women trying to take his job

Evil, wicked, naughty modern women, taking all those jobs so that men are unable to bring home the bacon! It’s not just wrong, it’s un-DNAish! It’s an insult to men and what men really want.

It’s all so unfortunate – for women, not men. Feminism serves men very well: they can have sex at hello and even live with their girlfriends with no responsibilities whatsoever.

Aha! See! Men get theirs back by having consequence-free sex. No wonder they don’t want to get married! Wait, I thought that was  bad thing for men that was pissing them off.

No, wait, I thought men didn’t want to get married because feminist women are shrews who are taking their jobs and their pedestals. So … I guess … that means they get to have angry sex whenever they want! And it’s all women’s fault!

(Apparently women having sex “at hello” doesn’t “serve” them as well as men. Also, for some reason, it causes them to have their boyfriends live with them with no responsibilities whatsoever. Sounds like those women are kinda dumb.)

It’s the women who lose. Not only are they saddled with the consequences of sex, by dismissing male nature they’re forever seeking a balanced life. The fact is, women need men’s linear career goals – they need men to pick up the slack at the office – in order to live the balanced life they seek.

Poor women.  By stealing sex, jobs, and pedestals, they’ve left themselves miserable! Plus, those women have magically become “not women”, so no wonder they can’t find a “man”!

Real Women -- Wives and Mothers Supporting Their Probably Dead Husbands

Yes, if only a big strong Real Man could come along, with a well-paying factory job and a fedora and a regular bowling night, and take nurturing care of them. Then those not-women could give up all that “career” and “respect” and “sex” thing and reach true, “balanced” fulfillment as Real Women, i.e., wives and mothers, as God intended.

So if men today are slackers, and if they’re retreating from marriage en masse, …

Wait, I thought we were talking about an (unquantified) “subculture.”  Now it’s “en masse”?  Eep!

… women should look in the mirror and ask themselves what role they’ve played to bring about this transformation.

It’s all your fault, women! Er, not-women! Uh, pedestal-stealing feminist shrews!

Fortunately, there is good news: women have the power to turn everything around.

But using their womanly power is what caused them to become not-women in the first place!

All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.

Ah … it’s not in their power, it’s in their giving up power — surrendering ….  If they just stopped struggling, if they laid back and thought of pedestals, if they just let their Real Womanhood through, then all would once again be right and just and manly and the two sexes would live in peace and harmony and fulfillment and complementary equality and two chickens in every pot once again, like they used to in the Good Old Days.

If they do, marriageable men will come out of the woodwork.

By which I think you mean, Suzanne, “If they do, then the subculture of men who doesn’t like women who behave as women do today will like those women and will be more interested in marrying them.”  Which, um, makes sense, in terms of tautologies.

June Cleaver, Real Woman

Not that you’ve actually demonstrated that particular subculture of men really needs or deserves to have its interests catered to, or that marriage to such men is what (average) women really want (I’m sure that some do), or that this is more than mere anecdotal bloviating from a writer whose ideological goal is to return to the yesteryear of June Cleaver when everyone was happy and the sexes didn’t battle and nobody had to be concerned about men and women being unable to find compatible mates of their choice.

Nor do I feel particularly warred upon, even after reading your essay, Suzanne.  I don’t see a “War on Men.” I do see more blaming of women for the problems of (some) men who, as you say, haven’t changed.  That seems to constitute a “battle” or “war” from your perspective, Suzanne.  Me, it just makes me think you’re a dolt.  And, from a liberated perspective, I’d say that to any man who wrote the same thing.

America delenda est!

While "If we don't change our course, God will smite this great nation" rhetoric from the zany Right, Glenn Beck (yes, he's still alive) bumps up the rhetoric.

"When you watch Barack Obama, you can just see he is angry. When you watch Mitt Romney, you can see he is not. We are not an angry nation. We don’t listen to demagogues like that. It doesn’t work. No matter how much power he has amassed, no matter how many friends in the media he has, Americans know. And if they reject it this time, if they’re so dead inside – that’s a possibility – if they’re so dead inside that they can no longer see the difference between good and evil, we have to be destroyed because we will be a remarkable evil on this planet."

Didn't Beck criticize Jeremiah Wright for that kind of rhetoric?

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The New Right-Wing War on Data

I've been watching with growing incredulity the escalating series of attacks on Nate Silver of 538 (http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com), all because he's refused to go along with the ever-increasing "Ro-mentum" meme from the GOP, and his analysis of aggregate poll data (the basis for which is freely available) doesn't show the race is running away in Mitt's favor. In fact, he has the audacity to show Obama as a narrow favorite.

Recently these attacks have evolved from disagreements over how Silver crunches the numbers to more deeply cogent and intellectual commentary on Silver … such as Dean Chambers of "unskewedpolls.com" describing Silver this way. "Nate Silver is a man of very small stature, a thin and effeminate man with a soft-sounding voice that sounds almost exactly like the 'Mr. New Castrati' voice used by Rush Limbaugh on his program. In fact, Silver could easily be the poster child for the New Castrati in both image and sound." (http://www.examiner.com/article/the-far-left-turns-to-nate-silver-for-wisdom-on-the-polls)

Great example of "unskewed" analysis, Dean!

I would normally simply lean back and let my house professional statistician (my wife) defend Silver's work, but Nate managed to do so in an even more entertaining fashion. After noting the above analysis by Chambers, he summed it up (https://twitter.com/fivethirtyeight/status/262077837564076032) as:

"Unskewedpolls argument: Nate Silver seems kinda gay + ??? = Romney landslide!"

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Election monitors use black helicopters to pollute our precious bodily fluids!

Election monitors use black helicopters to pollute our precious bodily fluids!

Just like they have since 2002. And in other non-news events that the conservative media are having hissy fits over …

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Richard Land is a Dolt (Immodestly Modest Edition)

Richard Land, Dolt

Richard Land the president of The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention.  Not surprisingly, he has some traditionally conservative viewpoints on marriage, which he’s lately put together in a “modest proposal” of disingenuity and prejudice at the Christian Post (which he is, not coincidentally, the Executive Editor):  What Relationships Should Be Called Marriage: A Modest Proposal:

The issue of whether Americans should approve “same-sex” marriage …

Aaaaand, we’re off and running with “scare quotes”.

… continues to be debated heatedly in the 2012 election cycle. President Obama has “evolved” on the issue …

Aaaaand, more scare quotes.  Minor credit because it was a quotation, but “evolve” is also a Baptist do whistle word.

to the place where he supports “same-sex” marriage, making no distinction between the time-honored institution of marriage as being between one man and one woman and a relationship between two people of the same sex.

Or, perhaps seeing the institution as something not definitively tied to gender as much as to other attributes.

The issue emerged recently in a September 20th debate in the U.S. senatorial contest in Virginia between George Allen (R) and Tim Kaine (D). Former Governor Kaine, when asked about the issue, couched his answer in terms of civil rights and equality, stating “that relationships should be treated equally.”

Equivalent relationships should be treated equally.  The question, of course, is what are the fundamental attributes that constitute “equivalent.”

Marriage has been defined in Western civilization for at least two millennia now as being a sexual relationship between one man and one woman. Christianity has defined it so historically, most often coupling it with life-long permanence and monogamy. As an Evangelical Christian, I certainly embrace that definition.

And here we come to a core problem with this entire debate:  lack of clarity of terms and historical precedent.

Marriage has been defined, in Western civilization for at least two millennia …

  • As a way for two (usually) people who love each other to commit to that love in fidelity. (Relatively modern, but what most people think of as marriage these days … and gender blends only come into it when someone raises the question.)
  • A way to ensure sexual fidelity to avoid sexual sin.
  • A way to ensure sexual fidelity to avoid debates of paternal lineage and, thus, inheritance. (This has been the biggie in Western history.)
  • A way to establish inter-family ties and political bonds. (See: royal marriages)
  • A way to establish a home for children.
Though most of these have had the trappings of one-man-one-woman (occasional Western experiments like Mormonism notwithstanding), the fundamental functions don’t actually rely on gender, but on the relationship established.

And, of course, that ignores the fact that “Western civilization” (not to mention “Christianity”) are not universals, and have no more objective standing than any other social configuration around the globe across space and time.

However, how do we deal with those who would choose to extend some of the legal privileges our society has accorded marriage to same-sex relationships without shattering the definition of marriage …

I suppose you could have a rational, intelligent discussion about what “marriage” is, about what those legal privileges are, why they are associated with marriage, etc.

… or discriminating against people outside the heterosexual definition of marriage?

I suppose you could … um, what?

(This is the intro to an interesting line of argument from Land. Stay tuned.)

How do we protect society against those who would extend the special status of marriage to homosexual, lesbian or polygamous relationships?

What makes you think you need to protect society from them?

And why do you lump polygamy with monogamous marriage?

How do we protect time-honored titles, like “husband” and “wife,” from being attacked as homophobic or sexist terms to be replaced by spouse #1 and spouse #2 or “Mom” and “Dad” from being reduced legally to caregiver #1 and caregiver #2?

Well, you certainly don’t do so by insisting that those titles should only be used in certain, defined-by-you, relationships, and thus cannot be used by others.

Instead, one way is to accept and include others into those titles.

Such legal assaults …

Ooooh. Sounds violent.

… on these time-honored family terms seem inevitable if “same-sex” marriage becomes equal with heterosexual marriage.

Scare quotes!

Also … why?  I know gay couples who refer to a “husband” or “wife” or plurals, depending on what they mean to those people.  The presupposition that those titles only apply to a given gender is actually part of an argument that they have a meaning beyond gender — that husband doesn’t just mean the male spouse, but has certain objective, intrinsic roles that are different from those of wife.

If that’s what you really mean, Richard, then say so.

Ditto for “Mom” and “Dad”, which seem even less vulnerable to social trends than you think, Richard. “Heather Has Two Moms” … nobody’s arguing that a female parent/guardian of a child should be referred to as “Caregiver”.  It may mean that formal forms that get filled out at the beginning of the school year need to use the term, but socially and familialy, I suspect “Mom” and “Dad” will continue to survive.

(And, if they don’t, as words — so what?  What’s more important is the role being played than the nomenclature — which is why we don’t mind that we don’t use the terms mater and pater any more, either.)

I propose that as Americans we declare heterosexual marriage as the only relationship in our society that is to be defined by its sexual nature and that it will continue to be defined as a legal relationship between one man and one woman consummated by sexual intercourse.

Well. Isn’t that interesting?  I haven’t heard of marriage being defined as “consummated by sexual intercourse” since history classes about kings and queens. I suppose it’s been used as grounds for divorce (or annulment), but in general I don’t know many people who don’t consider themselves married until they’ve had sexual intercourse under certain legal grounds. Especially given the statistics (for better or worse) about couples who “consummate” their relationship long before they get some sort of legal (let alone religious) blessing.

Of course, that begs the issue of why.  Why should “heterosexual marriage” be “the only relationship in our society that is to be defined by its sexual nature”?  So far, the only harm described by you, Richard, is that some government forms might have to have labels changed.

This obsession with sex seems, frankly, kind of unhealthy.

If two men or two women are living together in a relationship and they want to ask the state legislature in their state to grant some of the special legal privileges accorded marriage to their relationship the state legislature should respond in the following fashion: “We will consider your request, but the sexual nature of your relationship will be irrelevant to our discussions because marriage is the only relationship in our society that is defined by its sexual nature. Why should other people who are living in committed relationships that do not involve sexual activity be discriminated against or left out?”

In other words, the state legislature would not discriminate against two maiden or widowed sisters who were living together or a mother and a devoted son or daughter who were living together in a platonic relationship. Why should such households and relationships be left behind when legal privileges and recognition are being passed out just because they are not in a sexual relationship?

Um … what?

So Land’s “modest proposal” seems to be, “We will only consider sexual activity for heterosexual relationships. [Because  considering it for other relationships is too icky.]  Therefore, we cannot give homosexual couples ‘special’ rights and privileges  because that would be unfair to other couples who are living together who aren’t getting such ‘special’ rights and privileges.”

Huh.

A few thoughts on how wrong this is.

First off, it handwaves the whole subject of why sexual activity should only be considered in a heterosexual relationship. It’s sort of DADT writ large and Queen Victoria refusing to believe that two women could possibly do or feel such things. The sole distinction in heterosexual relationships, as a generalized whole, is that the have the possibility of creating children.

Of course, individuals in homosexual relationships can have children, and the couple can raise them as a family. But Land chooses to ignore this.

And, of course, some heterosexual relationships cannot have children, but Land still chooses to recognize them as sexual relationships.

And, of course, some of those “maiden or widowed” women who were “living together” historically were, in fact, engaged in sexual relationships that were simply not publicly acknowledged.

Further, there are, in fact, legal and legislative proposals and laws that encompass non-sexual relationships as couples that ought to be able to share in at least some of the legal rights of married couples, as to benefits, and visitation, and inheritance, and so forth. Land appears to be unaware of this, but it’s out there. And if two people who care for each other choose to pool their lives together, platonic or not, why should the law treat them as substantively different from two folks who are having legally registered (heterosexual) sex?

If the peoples’ elected representatives in the various states were to undertake such legislation, it would certainly do much to protect marriage as the unique institution that it is in our society, while according all other relationships that equality that former Governor Kaine so desires.

Except, of course, Land’s belief is that the result would be heterosexual (sex) marriage über alles, with any other relationships arbitrarily relegated to second-class ones, whereas the reality is that such legislation might instead raise other committed emotional and financial relationships to the same level of heterosexual (sex) marriage. Which, I suspect, is not what Land intends.

Modestly or not.

Donald Trump is a Dolt (Theologian Donald, You’re Fired Edition)

Donald Trump, Superstar

So Donald Trump, of all worldly people, gets invited to speak at the convocation at Liberty University, bastion of evangelical Christianity, run by Jerry Falwell, Jr. himself.  And in that speech, he taught (among other things) the Gospel of Getting Even:

I always say don’t let people take advantage — this goes for a country, too, by the way — don’t let people take advantage. Get even. And you know, if nothing else, others will see that and they’re going to say, ‘You know, I’m going to let Jim Smith or Sarah Malone, I’m going to let them alone because they’re tough customers.

When some folks questioned whether that was, in fact, a Christian sentiment, a Romney spokesman doubled down, saying it had been vetted with the University, which is run by Jerry Falwell, Jr.

“The biased liberal media continues to distort the success of Mr. Trump’s speech at Liberty University to more than 10,000 students. Most recently they question his advice to the student body ‘to get even’ and call the statement anti-Christian. Wrong!” Michael Cohen said in a statement to ABC News. “I conferred with Johnnie Moore at Liberty University and questioned whether Jesus would ‘get even.’ The answer is ‘he would & he did.’  Johnny explained that the Bible is filled with stories of God getting even with his enemies, Jesus got even with the Pharisees and Christians believe that Jesus even got even with Satan by rising from the dead. God is portrayed as giving grace, but he is also portrayed as one tough character — just as Trump stated.”

Pish. Also, tosh.

Granted, Jesus in the New Testament is a tough character.  And he doesn’t back down (indeed, he usually uses some sort of linguistic Jesus Judo to turn attacks against back toward his attacker. They can never take advantage of him because they don’t understand what “advantage” means in his context).

But “get even”?  Nah. Certainly not.  Not, in any way that resembles how Americans understand the term.

Saying he “got even” with the Pharisees — or, for that matter, with Satan — trivializes the whole Gospel narrative, from any orthodox, traditional standpoint. Jesus’ triumph is not over Satan, or the religious establishment, but over death itself and over the hearts of men. And his comportment is never one of “getting even” or gloating “neener-neener” in beating the side that scored first, but of being above and beyond it all.  There’s never any competition.

As far as what most people think of as “getting even,” Jesus teaching is about everything but that, at least in any sense that Donald Trump would assume.  Instead, it’s about triumphing by not playing the game, by ignoring worldly prestige and social points and petty dominance games, and instead adhering to higher principles. Consider some bits from the Beatitudes:

Jesus says, "Don't be a dick!"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.  Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.  — Matthew 5:11-12

You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you. — Matthew 5:38-42

You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. — Matthew 5:43-44

Not exactly how you’d think of Donald Trump “getting even”.

Sorry, Donald.  You’re fired.  And, Jerry Junior?  Things aren’t looking good for you after the commercial break, either.

Bryan Fischer is a Dolt (Akin is Being Forcibly Assaulted! Edition)

After running through a litany of all the conservative folks calling for Akin to step down from a run for the US Senate (sadly, I think, less because they think Akin is awful than that they think he can't win at this point), Bryan Fischer describes Akin as, essentially, a "victim" of a "forcible assault."

Which, of course, must mean that Akin is immune to any negative repercussions, because, after all, his body would be secreting some sort of magical elixir to reject any such assault.

And along that line, of course, Fischer supports Akin's basic premise (no matter how the GOP Representative tries to adjust his language) that women who are raped are unlikely to get pregnant (http://goo.gl/USTLn) (and, thus, one must conclude, women who do get pregnant from what they claim is rape are most likely be lying about it).

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Bits and Bobs from 2012-08-09

I get a note back from the Google+Blog dude about every 3 days, pointing out something else I need to do before he can do more testing as to why it’s stopped working on my blog.  Hopefully I’ve cleared away the last hurdle and the answer won’t be, “Sorry, guy, guess it just won’t work for you.”

Serious stuff

  1. Theology – I was never a huge Peanuts fan, but this summarizes a lot of my feelings on religion and other ideological frameworks.
  2. How not to be creepy – John Scalzi’s advice to geeks who aren’t sure if they’re being creepy at conventions.
  3. Couldn’t happen to a nicer pseudo-historian – David Barton’s own publisher has pulled his craptastic Thomas Jefferson polemic off the shelves.

Fun stuff

  1. Tot-lok to the rescue! – Occasionally my chronic retention of things pays off.
  2. The Doctor Nursery Rhyme – Fantastic.
  3. Man, don’t you just hate it when that happens on vacation? – The newest problem on the Curiosity.
  4. Overmanaging Your Oven – That “350 degrees” instruction on the recipe? Probably doesn’t have to be 350 degrees. Which is good, because your oven probably can’t be reliably set to 350 degrees anyway.
  5. ALERT! ALERT! – You keep using those words, Denver Post.  I don’t think they mean what you think they mean.
  6. Revenge of the Whedon – Heh.
  7. Google Street View as Art – Some remarkable pictures have been (inadvertently) taken.
  8. The end of the starter pistol – Why don’t they use starter pistols any more in the Olympics?  Safety and legal reasons, sure, but also because they weren’t as fair as the current speaker arrangement.

Mike Kelly is a Dolt (Religious Freedom Edition)

Okay, this is hard, Mike (R-Penn.), because most of your blather below is fact-free posturing.  But let’s look at your fabulous press release of yesterday.

Washington, D.C. –Representative Mike Kelly led a GOP Freshman Class press conference today marking day one of the controversial HHS mandate, which will require all non-exempt employers to provide health care coverage that includes abortion-inducing drugs or else pay a steep tax.

Except that contraceptive drugs and devices are not abortion-inducing.  They are pregnancy-preventing, but that’s not the same thing.  Or do you think it is, Mike?

For the millions of Americans who oppose this unconstitutional policy, August 1, 2012, will be known as the day religious freedom died.

Religious freedom may be dead, but it seems to have its own hashtag.

Of course.  Because just yesterday morning the storm-troopers kicked in the door to my house and took all my Bibles.

If, Mike, your definition of “religious freedom” is “freedom to do whatever the heck I want to do religiously,” then you didn’t have that freedom on July 31, either.  Any number of much-more-blatant restrictions on religious practice have been in place for years, if not centuries — from ceremonial drug use to polygamy. Not to mention zoning laws.

If your definition of “religious freedom” is not being compelled by law to provide money on things you don’t believe in religiously, then you’ve also been out of luck.  Quakers still pay taxes, even though a huge chunk of the federal budget goes to weapons of war. Heck, some of your tax money goes to fund programs that already provide contraceptive care to women; have you felt a chill of religious oppression on your back?

Those employers aren’t even having to contribute any money directly for this added coverage; it will be part of all health insurance plans. Further, since contraceptive coverage actually reduces health care spending, it shouldn’t even factor into the cost of employer contribution to insurance plans.

According to the Congressional Research Service, insurers and employers that do not comply with the HHS mandate could face a federal tax of $100 per day per employee, or a yearly tax of $36,500 per employee.  So if you’re a small business owner who believes that these drugs violate your religious beliefs, you will be forced to choose between following your conscience or paying a punishing tax. If you employ only 50 people, that could mean a payout to the government of up to $1,825,000 each year. For many who are already struggling to survive in this Obama Economy, that is simply no choice at all.

As long as your religious freedom is protected, Mike ...

Why, Mike, would you say that the employer’s religious beliefs are more at stake here than the employee’s religious beliefs?  Are we talking employers that are providing the full cost of insurance coverage, or are the employees not also contributing?  If an employee feels that contraception is perfectly acceptable, religiously, why does the employer’s beliefs get to trump what health care coverage is made available?

Rep. Kelly issued the following statement:

So the top part of this statement wasn’t vetted by you, Mike, even though it’s on your web site?

“We need to stop worrying about political correctness and worry about correcting the politics of Washington …

Sorry, Mike — do you consider contraceptive coverage a matter of “political correctness”?  Why do you say that? Do you have any idea of what contraception actually means from a health care standpoint?

… before our constitutional rights continue to erode before our eyes. It’s time to turn the tide and turn back the unconstitutional HHS mandate, …

Its unconstitutionality has yet to be established.  And, of course, when it is, that will settle the matter one way or the other.

… which is an undeniable and unprecedented attack on Americans’ First Amendment rights.

I deny it.  I don’t feel my First Amendment rights are being violated, certainly not in an “unprecedented” fashion.  My tax dollars go to a variety of things I have a moral objection to already.

“Our freedoms and way of life have been under attack before, from both internal and external threats. If we fail to defend our constitutional rights, we risk losing the freedoms that so many brave men and women have given their lives to defend throughout the course of our nation’s history.

They were out there to make the world safe for unplanned pregnancy

Because our soldiers died on Iwo Jima and Omaha Beach to make sure that we don’t provide contraceptive health care to women.

 “We will not turn a blind eye to the HHS mandate’s attack on our religious freedom and we will work to stop this unconstitutional mandate from taking away our God-given and constitutionally protected rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

Psssst! Mike! I know you’re just a Congressional Freshman and all, but I think you need to read up on the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Of course, your press release didn’t include your zaniest assertion yesterday, which you raised from the House floor:

I know in your mind you can think of the times America was attacked. One is December 7 — that is Pearl Harbor Day. Another was September 11 — that was the day of the terrorist attack. I want you to remember August 1, 2012 — the attack on our religious freedom. That is a date that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.

Yes, Mike, it's JUST LIKE THIS

Because the thousands of deaths in both of those acts of war and terrorism, and the armed conflicts that the triggered, are, of course, exactly the same as requiring business to cover contraception.

I’ll let some of your colleagues who actually were involved in both Pearl Harbor and 9/11 respond to that particular assertion (see the update at the end of that article).

Anyway, Mike, thanks for your devotion to religious freedom.  It’s an important topic, no question.

 

Unblogged Bits (from Google Plus)

So after yesterday’s blog outage, my Google-Plus-to-Wordpress plugin isn’t working.  Which means that the stuff I’ve posted about in G+ is … trapped there.

Which means it’s time for some manual intervention.  For the short term, I hope.

  1. Terrorists vs. Freedom Fighters — what’s in a name (or tactic)? – Suicide bombers are bad. Except when it’s a good cause.  But does that mean that the “T” word isn’t a synonym for Absolute Evil?
  2. It’s all in fun until someone gets their eye poked out – GOP legislation for the sake of showing what boldly orthodox conservatives they are would be a lot more amusing if there wasn’t a chance the zaniness could actually pass.
  3. Bryan Fischer is a Dolt (Party and Politics Edition) – Pssst … Bryan … look up “Southern Strategy” …
  4. Satan’s Spiritual Structure! Eek! – In case your kid is toying with Lycanthropy or Vampirism.
  5. We should remember those childhood lessons – What would Mister Rogers do?
  6. Rush Limbaugh at the Movies! – Better watch out for all those super-heroes. Raving liberals, all of ’em!
  7. The impact of voter ID laws – Getting government-approved voter ID isn’t always (or even often) trivial or cheap to do.
  8. Meanwhile, back a different Comic Con … Denver nets Stan the Man for next year’s Denver Comic Con.
  9. Romney continues to tack way Right – What’s a few UN conspiracies between friends?
  10. And then there are folks who brag about their evil. – Because they’re only dumb animals to be eaten.
  11. If I ever have a son (which seems highly unlikely) I will name him Willis – Because it’s a cool name.
  12. Garfield and the “Destiny of the Republic” – Read the book. Triffic stuff.
  13. The dangers of having a political record … – … especially when you’re running in a different direction than what you ran on before.
  14. The Writing ProcessWith a pie chart!  Or as a pie chart!
  15. A man’s phone is apparently not his castle – Is a smartphone more like a pager than a computer?  The courts seem to think it depends on what would be more convenient for the cops.
  16. The Never-Ending Anti-Abortion Story – Virginia is for lovers.  Or for anti-abortion government officials. But that doesn’t fit on the license plates the same way.
  17. Thanks, Rush Limbaugh! – Most memes don’t get such great a jumpstart. Well done, Rush!
  18. Last of the Time Ladies – Doctor Who, with a chromosomal twist.
  19. Nudity as Free Speech … at a TSA checkpoint – Talkin’ about freedom! Blowing in the breeze!
  20. It’s okay if someone doesn’t like the stuff you like – Especially when it’s about movies and comic books, fergoshsakes!
  21. Doctor Who and the Curse of the Fatal Death! – Fanstastic!
  22. Why the Original Enterprise is the greatest – So says Neil DeGrasse Tyson!

Wow. That was a lot of effort.  Hopefully this will all come across once the plug-in gets kicked in the proper spot.

David Barton is a Dolt (No, I’m a Historian! edition)

I’ve written a number of times about David Barton — author, evangelical minister, and political activist. He’s the zany guy who thinks Click, Clack, Moo! is anti-Bible, that the Bible proves the Minimum Wage and other employment laws are against God’s will, the Constitution quotes the Bible extensively, and that Thomas Jefferson was a devout Christian who wanted to found a Christian nation.

The latter point he makes about all of the Founding Fathers, but his assertion about Jefferson is the most fantastic. Barton makes this claim, though, in a lengthy (and thoroughly debunked book) The Jefferson Lies — and by portraying himself as an historian.

This portrayal has been laughed at long and hard by the professional historic community, for a variety of reasons.  First, because Barton is not a professional historian.  He has no degree in the field, no formal chain of study, and he doesn’t work in the academic arena. He reads a lot, he says, and he likes to look at primary sources.  But that doesn’t make him a professional historian.

That’s not a cardinal sin, of course, but it does relegate him to being an amateur historian at best.  Someone who finds the field interesting, who reads about it, and who can make some self-educated conclusions.  And that’s fine, but just as there’s a difference between a professional psychologist and an amateur psychologist, and between a professional biologist and an amateur biologist, so, too, is there a difference between a professional historian and an amateur historian.

I, for example, am an amateur historian. I actually do have a degree in history (BA, Pomona College, 1983).  I read a lot of historic non-fiction.  I enjoy the field. I try to keep myself informed.  I’m an amateur — literally, it’s my love.

But it’s not my profession. It’s not how I earn my living, and it’s not what I’ve invested the time and effort in my life to demonstrate to other professionals that I know whereof I speak. When I do pass on and comment upon historical facts, I do try to do the research first, but I don’t claim to be an expert.

Barton does.

The second reason professional historians laugh at Barton’s work is that it’s just plain wrong.  He cherry-picks the quotations he likes, he spins the ones he can, and he ignores the rest.  Even as an amateur historian, he’s a bad one. He approaches his history with a foregone conclusion — America is a Christian Nation, Thomas Jefferson was a devout, orthodox Christian as a founding father, the Bible dictates free-market capitalism as God’s design, etc. — and, with little effort, manages to find the “history” that makes it all real.

In the face of criticism over his book and his self-proclaimed credentials, Barton’s published a lengthy screed to “take on his critics.”  It’s long … boy, is it long … and I’ll let you review some excerpts here for more detail, as well as the inevitable re-debunking that will be done by people who approach these matters professionally and/or honestly.  But I do want to address the first portion of his essay, in which he stomps his foot over not being accepted a professional historian.

For generations, America recognized an equality of individualism that made the carpenter as important as the university president and the shopkeeper the equal of the statesman.

When it comes to the right and ability to vote and participate in society, Barton is pretty correct (though, of course, there were substantial portions of society during the Founder’s era who were not considered equal or as important as others — women, blacks, Indians.

And we’re talking here of a philosophical concept of who gets to be part of the nation, not professional credentials — a carpenter may be “as important” as a university president (though would you want your sister to marry one?), but if you wanted a table built, you wouldn’t go to the university president, but to the carpenter, because that’s his profession.  On the other hand, if you wanted someone to run a university, you’d be more likely to hire someone who had already done it, or who had gone to university, or who had shown himself capable of running a large organization, versus, say, a carpenter.

“All men are created equal” means that everyone should be able to speak their mind, but it doesn’t mean that what they say on any topic is equally likely to be accurate or given as much weight.

But today, under the influence of Poststructuralism, America has begun to divide itself into groups based not only on identity (e.g., black/white/Latino, straight/gay, union/right-to-work, conservative/liberal, etc.) …

Because, of course, the Founders had no concept of identity — Catholic / Protestant (or Episcopalian vs. Presbyterian vs. Methodist vs. Catholic vs. Baptist vs. Quaker …), black / white, English / Irish / French / Spaniard, Federalist / Anti-Federalist, rich / poor, landowner / landless, man / woman …

… but also on distinctions such as economic income, social standing, …

Everyone who thinks the Founding generation did not divide itself on matters of economic income or social standing.  Read some of the Founders who worried about more pure forms of democracy lest the “mob” get their way. Look at laws about only landholders being able to vote.

… and even degree of academic knowledge – and especially in the latter category as pretentious scholars in law and academics claim exclusive knowledge they believe places them above ordinary citizens.

I suspect that there are, in fact, scholars “in law and academics” who consider themselves superior to “ordinary citizens.”  More likely, there are such scholars who think that they have superior (not exclusive, but broader and deeper) knowledge about their selected field than folks who are not such scholars.  Sometimes that can be presented in a pretentious fashion.  Sometimes not.  And sometimes a university president may be a damned fine carpenter or tailor, if they’ve taken the time to learn the trade — but by and large, one expects that a professional in a field (law, astronomy, sociology, carpentry, farming, football) is going to know more than an amateur, or an “ordinary citizen”.

For example, I repeatedly hear legislators urge that a bill be passed so that they can find out from the judges whether or not it is constitutional. They apparently believe that only a small group is capable of unraveling the meaning of the Constitution …

Given that a large percent of legislators are, themselves, lawyers, that seems to contradict Barton’s earlier point. Regardless, legislators who say, “Let the courts decide,” are simply passing the constitutional buck.  They aren’t, childlike, unsure of themselves.  They either think that the measure they are supporting is, in fact, constitutional (correctly or not), or they are seeking the law to be passed (even if unconstitutional) so as to score points with the folks back home.

… and have forgotten that it is actually a very simple document that can be read in its entirety in less than twenty minutes. In fact, it is so easy to understand that for decades, school children took an annual written exam to demonstrate their mastery of its content; and popular texts included the 1828 Catechism on the Constitution by Arthur Stansbury – a work for elementary students.

Barton takes a Biblically conservative point of view of the world and of the Constitution.  There is Right and there is Wrong. There is Clearly Constitutional and there is Clearly Unconstitutional — and anyone who disagrees with his opinion about it is simply wrong, misguided, delusional, malicious, or perhaps under the influence of Satan.

That is, of course, hogwash — as evidenced by the broad array of opinions about what something like, say, “cruel and unusual punishment” means. And not just means to lawyers and judges and jurisprudential academics, but to individual citizens. And not just today in 2012, but in 1912, and 1812.

I have my opinion about the meaning of an array of passages from the Constitution. But aside from agreeing what the words are in the document, you won’t find two people on the street (let alone in the courtroom) who fully agree on every nuance of how all the various passages (some of the technically specific, some poetically broad) of the Constitution should be applied to the many-faceted world.

Thankfully, citizens have begun bypassing America’s frequently haughty academic aristocracy …

Spiro Agnew used to call them “pointy-headed intellectuals.”  Great turn of phrase that man had.

… – evidenced by the fact that two recent modern-language editions of The Federalist Papershave become national best-sellers.

Three things here. First off, I applaud that the general citizenry are interested enough in history and politics in this nation to pick up and read the Federalist papers.  And I don’t think there’s a single academic aristocrat who would object to such an event.

Second, I note that the Federalist Papers were actually a series of documents for common consumption — to sway popular opinion about a particular view of government.

Third, is this David Barton touting a modern language version of an older document?  What sort of distortions has such a translation inserted?  And how does he feel about modern language versions of, say, the Bible?

Fourth, speaking of the Bible, it remains the all-time best-seller out there — but, again, there are a huge array of opinions about what it says and what it means, not just among biblical scholars (and other such haughty theological aristocrats), but among different Christian sects and among the wide array of Christians around the globe.

And just as they have done with the Constitution, academic elitists have also tried to make themselves the sole caretakers of historical knowledge, holding that history is too complicated, with too many intricacies for the average person to understand. They even become intolerant of those who try to break through these false barriers and open history to the average citizen. I personally know this to be true, for I often find myself the object of their attacks.

David Barton, Professional Martyr. And historian.  Because he says so.

Are there academic snobs and elitists?  Sure, of course.  Any profession has its collection of folks who think that they know it all, know it better than anyone else, and that the hoi-polloi are clueless goons.  Bankers, doctors, ditch diggers, and, yes, historians.

But by the same token, those who are immersed, day-in and day-out, in a field, do have an experiential advantage. They may very well understand the intricacies of their profession better than the amateur or the “average person.”  What’s the right shovel to use  for digging a particular kind of ditch? How does the soil type come into play, and the weather? What sort of bracing do you need when you get below what particular depth?  How does one type of back-hoe compare to another? Even if you successfully dig a ditch of your own, that doesn’t make you a professional.

I have penned numerous best-selling history works, …

Reality is not subject to a majority vote, let alone one influenced by ideological sales campaigns.

… and characteristic of each is a heavy reliance on primary-source documentation.

Which are only as useful as they are complete, representative, and objectively evaluated.

Across the past twenty years, I have amassed a collection of some 100,000 originals (or certified copies of originals) predating 1812, including hand-written documents and works of those who framed and signed the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. Not many individuals in America have read more original works (or fewer modern ones) than I have; and the general public has responded enthusiastically to this history based on original documentation.

Or based on Barton’s interpretation of original documentation (and what he selects from that original documentation to support his points).

In fact, notice how these types of history books regularly appear on the New York Times bestseller list. Whether it is David McCullough’s John Adams, Glenn Beck’s Being George Washington, Newt Gingrich’s Valley Forge, or my own The Jefferson Lies, people are willing to pay good money to learn the simple uncomplicated history that used to be taught in school.

Again, reality — historical reality — is not based on majority vote.

Nor is “simple, uncomplicated history” necessarily accurate.  Such history used to portray the American Indians as savages  and the movement of whites across their lands as a necessary and just expansion under America’s “Manifest Destiny.” Oh, wait, that’s what Bryan Fischer still says.

Conversely, typical history works by modern elitist professors generally sell very poorly; and seeing their own influence wane, they often lash out and condescendingly criticize the more popular documentary works. But this practice is not new. After all, when the Apostle Paul began to attract a growing following, some of the intellectuals of his day who were losing standing “went wild with jealousy and tore into Paul, contradicting everything he was saying,” “sowing mistrust and suspicion in the minds of the people” (Acts 13:44-45, 14:2).

Remarkably enough, a lot of focused academic works don’t appeal to ordinary New York Times bestseller readers — be it technical manuals by professional engineers, geopolitical studies by foreign policy experts, or specific academic works by, yes, historians (which tend to be very narrowly focused on particular themes).  That doesn’t mean they are wrong, just that they are not easy or pleasant reads.

Which brings up another issue: people tend to read and see what they want to read and see.  If someone is already inclined to think of American as having been founded as a Christian nation — not through academic research, but through their own gut and maybe casual conversation with others, then they are going to be more likely to buy and read a book touted as “proving” such a point, vs. a book that claims otherwise … and do so regardless of which view is “real” and which one is simply a comforting polemic.

After The Jefferson Lies, rose to a New York Times best-seller, similar attacks were launched against it from academic elitists.

Largely because Barton’s history was bad.

I will address three of these attacks below, but first, I must tackle their oft-repeated talking-point that I am not a qualified historian – a claim they make to cast a shadow of doubt over all the facts I present. However, this charge, like their others, is completely false. After all, I am:

  • Recognized as an historical expert by both state and federal courts;
  • Called to testify as an historical expert by both the federal and state legislatures;
  • Selected as an historical expert by State Boards of Education across the nation to assist in writing history and social studies standards for those states;
  • Consulted as an historical expert by public school textbook publishers, helping write best-selling history texts used in public schools and universities across the nation.

Each and every one of those points is true.  And each and every one is beside the point.  Because Barton gets pulled in — by attorneys, by legislators, by boards of ed, by textbook publishers — not for his academic credentials and historical wisdom, but because he talks a great talk with a thesis they want to hear.  A board of education that wants to instill the idea that this country was founded as a Christian nation will pull Barton in to testify to the fact, and call him a historian because they want him to be.

Their real objection is that I make history uncomplicated, and thus make them irrelevant.

Hey, you don’t need to use a professional carpenter to make your table! I can show you simple, uncomplicated instructions to let you make your own table.  And you can trust me, because I’ve seen lots and lots of tables!

In fact, the very point of The Jefferson Lies was to allow Jefferson to speak for himself through his 19,000 letters, thereby eliminating the need for the educational elitists who for the past fifty years have anointed themselves as Jefferson’s sole interpreters.

No, the “very point” of The Jefferson Lies was to create a mythological Thomas Jefferson who supports Barton’s thesis that America was founded as a Christian Nation, because Jefferson was a devout and (by modern standards) orthodox Christian.  And it was presented as a simple and popular book largely to convince the populace it’s true, not necessarily because it is.

The rest of Barton’s document is an attempt to dismiss, malign, or mock the various academics and other critics who have addressed problems with the various facts, interpretations, and conclusions that Barton puts forward in his book.  I’ll leave it to them to reply, as they see fit.  My concern in this post is simply that Barton’s initial thesis in his screed is that professional historians and the academic study of history is irrelevant — indeed, downright counter-productive — because it violates the principle of all men being created equal, and because people like to buy popular histories vs. academic treatises.

I think such a position is ludicrous.

Bill Armstrong is a Dolt (3 Wrongs, 1 Right Edition)

Bill Armstrong, former US Senator (R-CO), Dolt

Dear Bill — can I call you Bill, like you were called while in the Senate, rather than your current, rather grim, “William L. Armstrong”? I realize being president of a Christian college … er, university … requires more gravitas than being a US Senator, but hopefully, just us Coloradoans, you can still be Bill.

Bill, I read your op-ed in the Denver Post today, and while I think you are spot-on accurate in your final point, you make a number of arguments along the way that demonstrate you’ve busier reading Mitch McConnell’s press releases than actually thinking through matters on your own.  Let’s start at the top.

 The Supreme Court’s decision Thursday to uphold the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act …

First off, Bill, a few kudos are due you to not only not calling it “Obamacare,” but actually including the full name of the bill.  Well done.

… is extremely disturbing on a number of grounds. First and foremost, the ruling allows the government to move 17 percent of our economy from doctor-patient decision-making to federal control.

Really, Bill?

Bill, really?  In what strange, parallel universe America where you live has medical care been actually under “doctor-patient decision-making”?  Versus the world we live in, where it’s been mostly insurance company-patient decision-making (except when it’s hospital emergency room administrator-patient decision-making)?

Further, most of what the ACA does is make it more possible for people to purchase or maintain private insurance coverage — or, when that’s not available, through state-run private insurance exchanges.  In a lot of cases, more power is being given back to patients and their doctors, by eliminating insurance company restrictions like coverage for pre-existing conditions, treatment caps, etc.

By the way, Bill, congratulations on your successful surgery for bladder cancer earlier this year. I’m particularly glad that you were personally able to afford such surgery, or that it was covered by your CCU insurance policy.  I hope that if you move on to another employer, Bill, there’s not sufficient time between jobs that you are then required to demonstrate you have no pre-existing conditions (like this cancer) that would disqualify you from coverage.  Unless, of course, the ACA remains in place.

Sure, I’m as worried about government bureaucracy as the next guy, Bill — but have you ever argued with an for-profit insurance rep about whether some treatment is or ought to be covered?  I have. I guarantee, they have government bureaucrats beat all hollow, because they’re in it for the money.

Second, the court has greatly expanded the scope and power of the federal government. The court basically held that the Affordable Care Act is a logical extension of federal taxing power under the Constitution. It is not an exaggeration to say that if the government can force individuals to either buy insurance or pay a penalty for not doing so, there are now few practical limits on what else the federal government can force us to do. The framers of the Constitution specifically intended the powers of the federal government to be “few and defined.” This decision essentially vests plenary power in the national government.

So if the government said, “We’re going to levy a tax on everyone to pay for health care coverage, a la Medicare,” you would consider that Constitutionally sound, but if the government says, “You have to buy your own health care coverage, and we’re going to fine/tax those who decline to do so because they’ll be drawing on the system in their own ways,” that’s not?  How exactly does that work, Bill?  I mean, you were a US Senator, I presume you understand these things …

Fortunately, one thing the ruling doesn’t do is impact Colorado Christian University’s First Amendment challenge to the Affordable Care Act. CCU was the second college in the nation to challenge the so-called “contraceptive mandate” as a direct attack on religious freedom. Since that filing, many other Christian colleges and faith-based organizations as well as seven states have sued on essentially the same grounds. The regulations issued by the Obama administration implementing the Affordable Care Act require CCU to provide insurance coverage for abortion-inducing drugs …

Contraceptive drugs aren’t abortion-inducing, Bill. Not that it’s any of your business for what purpose your employees are seeking medical care, prescriptions, etc.  Are you vetting all those Viagra Rx’s, Bill?

… in direct violation of our deeply held religious beliefs, or pay staggering financial penalties. We are very confident that the courts will uphold our challenge to these regulations. We expect a decision from the Colorado U.S. District court early next year.

As long as your religious freedom is protected, Bill ...

Well, thank goodness that you’re fighting to make sure that your religious beliefs are protected, and can be imposed on your employees who get insurance coverage through you, whether or not they agree with you regarding contraceptive coverage and what God wants us to do.

And, of course, the Adminstration has offered the compromise where no institution that feels that such a mandate would violate its institutional moral conscience actually has to touch any of the money involved, the filthy lucre of coverage being arranged directly between your employees (should they choose to exercise it based on their religious beliefs) and the insurance companies.

And, of course, CCU is thus admitting that every other federal policy and spending of tax dollars is in line with what they religiously believe in — from nuclear weapons to waterboarding prisoners to drone assassinations in the Middle East to whatever else you claim — otherwise you’d be filing suit in federal court to block those tax dollars from your institutional or individual tax payments.

One final note. According to the latest national poll, more the 50 percent of Americans oppose the Affordable Care Act. There is a historically critical election coming this November. If you don’t like this decision, vote for someone who pledges to overturn it and repeal Obamacare. That’s what democracy is all about.

And that’s where — after three big wrongs (Federal control of all health care! Taxation tyranny to make us eat broccoli! Stomping on your religious freedom by making contraceptive coverage available to your employees!) — you get one big right.

Thought some religious imagery of caring for the sick might work here

This election is about (among other things) the future of the ACA.  And what you don’t mention about your poll results is that while Americans (barely) oppose the ACA as a whole (hardly surprising given how it’s been villified by the GOP et al.), when you ask them about its individual provisions (removing pre-existing condition disqualifications, removing lifetime caps, expanding the duration of family coverage, helping 30 million more people get insurance, etc.), the American public tends to like each one by a majority.

So yes, consider that, American voters, when you head to the polls this November.  Who you vote for as a Representative, as Senator, a President, will have an impact on your personal medical insurance, and whether you can still afford (or qualify for) it.  As well as on how that impacts your neighbor, the folks you see every day at work and on Main Street, and people you don’t even know.  Who is, after all, your neighbor?

You got that part right, Bill. Thanks.

Mitch McConnell Is a Dolt (Expensive Free Speech Edition)

So let’s be clear — this particular article came up in Newsmax, which is one of the zanier right-wing “news” sites out there.  It’s sort of like WorldNetDaily, only less pervasively religious.

So here’s the headline:  McConnell to Newsmax: Obama Poses Greatest Threat to Free Speech in ‘Modern Times’

Wow! Sounds … dire.  Let’s have a chat, then, with Senator Mitch McConnell, the senior senator from Kentucky and Senate Minority Leader for the GOP.

*     *     *

Sen. Mitch McConnell, Dolt (R-KY)

Dear Mitch (can I call you Mitch?):

Sounds like you’re worried about something. Some great, existential threat to our nation. Some vast, horrifying conspiracy that threatens the very foundations of our way of life, our liberties, our deep-seated national beliefs.

What could it be?

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell charged in an exclusive interview with Newsmax Thursday that President Obama poses the greatest threat to the First Amendment in “modern times” …

Yikes!  Whatever could you mean?  Are you privy to some secret administration plan?  Are you concerned about the growing national security state, warrantless wiretaps, NSA scanning email, or drones watching our every move?  Tell us more!

… and branded his administration “astonishingly left wing.”

Mitch, the only astonishing thing is that someone could consider Obama’s centrist-to-a-fault stance on most issues “left wing.”  The real “left wing” sure isn’t very happy with him.

McConnell also accused President Obama’s re-election campaign of engaging in tactics eerily “reminiscent” of the Nixon administration’s so-called “enemies list” during the 1970s.

Wow. That’s two associations between Obama and Nixon in as many days.  You with this, and Rush Limbaugh calling Obama’s new immigration policy “worse than anything Nixon did in Watergate.”  Is that the new GOP campaign meme:  Obama = Nixon?  That’s … very odd, Mitch.

McConnell was flabbergasted …

Really, Mitch?  Flabbergasted?

… by remarks made by David Axelrod, the president’s senior campaign adviser, who told an audience in New York on Wednesday that Obama would “use whatever tools out there, including a constitutional amendment” to turn back the Supreme Court ruling that opened the way for super PACs to play a prominent role in elections.

Gosh, I’m not quite sure what’s “flabbergasting” about that, Mitch. I mean, people have been talking about ways to reverse Citizens United since the ruling came down, up to and including any number of Quixotic constitutional amendment proposals to state that corporations aren’t people (no matter what, my friend, Mitt Romney says).

Certainly it isn’t that a president is talking about a constitutional amendment to deal with a SCOTUS ruling he doesn’t care for that has you so “flabbergasted,” Mitch.  I mean, how many GOP presidents have given lip service to a constitutional amendment to overturn Roe v. Wade?  Or to outlaw flag burning?  Or any number of other outrageous things the Supreme Court has ruled over the years?

What in particular about this flabbergasts you, Mitch?

“This has never been done before — in 235 years — to make it possible for the government to control political speech in this country — a truly radical, astonishing thing to say out loud even if you believed it,” said the top Republican in the Senate, who participated in a legal challenge that helped make super PACs possible.

We’ll leave aside the Alien & Sedition Acts, Mitch.  Oh, and other actions in which the government  has restricted political speech (from imprisoning labor and war protesters, especially during time of war, to preventing protesters from getting near official events).  We’ll leave those aside, because I think we’re getting at the heart of your flabbergastment — the idea that opposing the Citizens United ruling means you want to have the government “control political speech in this country.”

“America was built on free speech — the most important part of the Bill of Rights — …

More important than Freedom of Religion, Mitch?  More important than the Right to Bear Arms?  More important than the Tenth Amendment?  Careful — I suspect some of your followers would disagree.

… and so we need to defend speech we don’t like. And we certainly want to fight against those who are trying to shut us up,” McConnell insisted.

Wait … what?  Who’s being “shut up” because we “don’t like” certain speech?

“America has many problems, but too much speech is not one of them — too vigorous speech is not one of them. And we don’t need the government — which is trying to control almost every aspect of our lives now — also telling us what we can and cannot say.”

What does a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United and allow restrictions on now-unlimited campaign spending have to do with “telling us what we can and cannot say?”  Is “too vigorous speech” a code for “too expensive speech”?

I find your lack of faith ... disturbing ...

The longest serving U.S. senator in Kentucky’s history has been dubbed the “Darth Vader of campaign finance reform” for his sometimes unpopular stand on campaign finance. It’s an image that he relishes …

Yes, of course, Mitch.  Darth Vader is just the image you want to associate with the Senate GOP leadership. Well played!

Especially since Darth was such a big believer in free speech — except when someone’s lack of faith disturbed him. But, heck, you can’t trust folks who lack faith!

… based on a belief that all voices need to be heard in the political arena.

I was not aware that before Citizens United there were voices that were not being heard in the political arena.  There were voices not being heard as loudly as they could turn up the volume to corporately speak, but that’s a very, very different thing. Isn’t it, Mitch?

McConnell is expected to reiterate his stand in a planned speech on Friday at the American Enterprise Institute.

Of course. Because the AEI is all about the “little guy” having a powerful voice  heard in the political arena.

He accused the Obama administration of using government agencies like the Federal Election Commission, the Federal Communications Commission, the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Internal Revenue Service to “embarrass” and “silence” its critics.

“In other words, they’re using the power of the government to try to shut people up. It’s reminiscent of the Nixon administration,” said McConnell,…

Wow. Those are pretty harsh accusations, Mitch.  Any specifics you care to associate with them?  Anything you can actually point to the FEC, the FCC, the SEC, and/or the IRS doing to “embarass” and “silence”  its critics?  Sure you don’t want to throw in the National Weather Service, the Marine Corps Band, and Smokey the Bear while you’re at it?

… who couldn’t recall any other administration that had floated the idea of a constitutional amendment as in the case of Axelrod.

“Certainly in modern times,” he asserted. “I can’t recall anybody before just coming right out and saying we need to amend the First Amendment. Now they may have wanted to get around it in some way, but these people are just saying forthrightly ‘we’re going to change the Constitution.’ The most important amendment to the Constitution is the First Amendment. And free speech is right at the beginning.”

Despite the passing similarities, this is not a person.

In modern times I can’t recall any court coming out and saying that corporations were so worthy and person-like as to enjoy full and unfettered free speech protection, up to and including spending however many gazillions they choose to spend on elections.

What next?  Will corporations be allowed to practice their own religion?  Will they be able to keep and bear arms?  When do corporations get to vote, and how many votes will they get (to cast, as opposed to buy)?

I am a profoundly deep believer in the First Amendment of the Constitution.  I would be very leery of anything that directly affected its words.  But I’m a believer in voting rights, too, and I don’t think that the amendments that “changed” those rights — giving women the franchise, for example — were some sort horrible weakening or perversion of the Constitution.

Despite widespread criticism of the Supreme Court’s 2010 Citizens United decision — based largely on a presumption that Americans do not forfeit their First Amendment rights when they come together in corporate entities or labor unions to speak collectively —

I don’t recall anyone ever saying that the CEO of ExxonMobil was not allowed to speak his mind under the First Amendment.  I don’t recall any evil governmental conspiracy to gag the board members of J. P. Morgan.  They all were allowed to speak, to op-ed … and to vote their conscience.

That doesn’t mean that ExxonMobil or J. P. Morgan (or the Teamsters or the AFL-CIO) should have the same right to “speak” (spend money) that their constituent individuals have, any more than they are allowed to (actually) vote.

… McConnell insisted that he is “absolutely” pleased with the role that super PACs are playing in the 2012 presidential contest.

Given that the biggest corporate and billionaire-funded SuperPACs support the GOP, that’s hardly surprising.

“I think it is really, really important now that it’s possible for all points of view in the marketplace of ideas to be expressed,” said McConnell, …

Which points of view were not being expressed in the marketplace of ideas before Citizens United, Mitch?

And when a gaggle of corporations are able to buy up all the aisles in the market, how free is the marketplace then?

… who was first elected to the Senate in 1984.

That seems vaguely fitting, as considering a corporate voice to be the same as an individual one, and defending that in the name of liberty, is more than vaguely Orwellian.

“The left for many years has tried to sort of micromanage speech — say that ‘you get to speak because you’re on my side. But you don’t get to speak because you’re against what I’m doing.’”

Really?  Really, Mitch?  Point out to me where the “left” tried to restrict people who were not on “their side” from being able to speak. Really, Mitch — I want to know.

(Need I point out that one of the architects of the campaign spending limitations that Citizens United overturned, Mitch, was one of your colleagues, Sen. John McCain — someone whom even you, Mitch, would have problems describing as “the left.”)

The senator said he is “proud of the decision in Citizens United” and added that “I hope I played a role by filing an Amicus brief in that case.”

The only thing more appalling than the decision, Mitch, is the idea that any of the Justices were actually swayed by your arguments.

A senior member of the Appropriations, Agriculture and Rules Committees of the upper chamber, McConnell also hoped that Senate Democrats would not succeed in passing a so-called Disclose Act, which would require corporations, unions and nonprofit groups to disclose their top donors if they participate in political activity, and to agree to other disclosures related to expenditures prior to elections.

He said such a law would be another way of undermining the Supreme Court decision in Citizens United.

“What the left is saying — okay the Supreme Court won’t allow us to prevent them from speaking, but why don’t we try to make sure everybody knows who’s contributing to those groups — and then we’ll harass them, and intimidate them, and try to quiet them, shut them up, sort of like a Nixonian enemies’ list. And some of it has already happened.”

If money talks, shouldn't we know who it's talking for?

See, funny thing, Mitch — when the Supreme Court majority in Citizens United were explaining their reasoning, they dismissed concerns that the gargantuan flood of corporate money into the election process would lead to corruption and damage to our democratic institutions.  Why?  Because Congress would be able to mandate transparency in donations, so that if ExxonMobil spend a million dollars getting someone elected, for example, at least people would know it and be able to act (and vote) as they then saw fit.

Clearly the Supreme Court was cleverly conspiring to undermine its own decision, eh, Mitch?

McConnell accused President Obama of helping to “go after an individual who contributed to one of the groups supporting Gov. Romney.”

Similar efforts are being waged through various government agencies, he said.

“So their idea here is ‘well if we can’t shut them up, then let’s embarrass them off the playing field. Let’s intimidate them. Let’s scare them. Let’s bring the force of government down on them and intimidate them so that they’re afraid to take us on.’ This is not appropriate behavior in America. And this needs to be stood up to.”

Really, Mitch?  Because if there is official government harassment of opponents to the administration, I’d like to hear about it and have the opportunity to condemn it.  Of course, it’s hard to believe the only way Goldman-Sachs can avoid being intimidated by the government is by secret donations, isn’t it, Mitch?

I’m going to leave off the rest of your screedy interview with NewsMax, Mitch, because while it’s equally doltish (even though job growth has been pretty steadily increasing in the private sector, you think the private sector is losing jobs; even though public sector jobs have plummeted because of local and state governments starving for funds, you think public sector employment is doing fine), it misses the point.

Opposing Citizens United is not opposing personal liberty and free speech. It’s opposing the idea that those who can afford the biggest microphones — especially major corporations showing record profits — are either deserving of the same free speech rights as actual flesh-and-blood citizens, or should be allowed to leverage their vast wealth in an “equal” way with the average citizen-on-the-street.

Proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United and corporate personhood may or may not be a good idea, but it’s not an attack on your right, Mitch, or mine, to speak our minds in public.

And calling efforts to deal with the Citizens United decision a Nixonian dirty trick that constitutes the worst attack on the First Amendment in modern times is, at best, simply simply confusion, and at worst, deceitful demagoguery toward the American people.  The real people, Mitch.

 

The Illinois Family Institute are Dolts

The Illinois Family Institute wants you, as good Christians (assuming you are, and if you aren’t, you’re probably burning in Hell sooner or later anyway, so who cares what you think), to continue vigorously opposing gay marriage.

Now, they could simply say, “Because that’s what God wants,” and that should be the end of it.  But they have to actually come up with practical, pragmatic reasons, so as to demonstrate why being street-smart is also being holy.  Or something like that.  And, to hear them talk, they’ve come up with five such reasons:

1. Every time the issue of gay marriage has been put to a vote by the people, the people have voted to uphold traditional marriage. Even in California. In fact, the amendment passed in North Carolina on Tuesday by a wider margin (61-39) than a similar measure passed six years ago in Virginia (57-42). The amendment passed in North Carolina, a swing state Obama carried in 2008, by 22 percentage points. We should not think that gay marriage in all the land is a foregone conclusion. To date 30 states have constitutionally defined marriage as between a man and a woman.

Polling on public acceptance of gay marriage has shown increased rates of acceptance in a very short period of time.  So pointing at too many past states as proof of the matter is hardly conclusive.

Secondly, when asked in a relative vacuum, people have a tendency to say one thing, but in the midst of Apocalyptic Rhetoric a certain number of voters are swayed.

Third, it helps if you’re being deceptive at the same time.  If gay marriage is drawing a narrow majority of support, civil unions are much more popular.  But NC’s Amendment 1 was advertised primarily as a way to keep those icky gays from getting their gayness all over marriage.  That it also forbids the state to allow civil unions, or that it similarly prevents the state from recognizing any relationship between heterosexual couples who are not formally married, got far too little play, and certainly wasn’t what the Amendment ran on.

Why, by the way, if there are such firm majorities in favor of keeping gays out of marriage, do groups like the IFI insist on state constitutional measures? They would argue that it’s to keep state courts from doing silly things like ruling that state provisions for equal treatment under the law should trump statutes that say otherwise.  I suggest that it’s more than that — a fear that their demographic majority has a limited life span (literally), and so to make it more difficult for shifting tides to erode those constitutional barriers for some time to come.

2. The promotion and legal recognition of homosexual unions is not in the interest of the common good. That may sound benighted, if not bigoted. But we must say it in love: codifying the indistinguishability of gender will not make for the “peace of the city.” It rubs against the grain of the universe, and when you rub against the grain of divine design you’re bound to get splinters. Or worse. The society which says sex is up to your own definition and the family unit is utterly fungible is not a society that serves its children, its women, or its own long term well being.

Which is kind of a “sez you” argument. “We think gay marriage causes metaphysical splinters, so it should be opposed because that’s what we think.”  Which I guess is a version of the “Because that’s what God wants” argument, and it’s equally unassailable, since it’s all wrapped in metaphorical twaddle about the “grain of divine design.”

3. Marriage is not simply the term we use to describe those relationships most precious to us. The word means something and has meant something throughout history. Marriage is more than a union of hearts and minds.

Yes, it’s a union of family assets, as agreed to by the fathers of both households, giving away the woman as child-bearing chattel along with certain properties, to the benefit of the husband’s household through the production of future male heirs.

What’s that? That’s not what you mean?  Funny … in many “traditional” cultures down over the centuries, that’s precisely what marriage has practically (and “traditionally”) meant.

It involves a union of bodies–and not bodies in any old way we please, as if giving your cousin a wet willy in the ear makes you married.

Yes, let’s reduce sexual behavior in the context of committed and loving adults to a childhood prank. Classy.

Marriage, to quote one set of scholars, …

Whose ideological and political bent can be seen through a brief skimming of their recent articles.

…is a” comprehensive union of two sexually complementary persons who seal (consummate or complete) their relationship by the generative act—by the kind of activity that is by its nature fulfilled by the conception of a child. So marriage itself is oriented to and fulfilled by the bearing, rearing, and education of children.” This conjugal view of marriage states in complex language what would have been a truism until a couple generations ago. Marriage is what children (can) come from. Where that element is not present (at the level of sheer design and function, even if not always in fulfillment), marriage is not a reality.

So heterosexual couples who cannot functionally bear children — due to biological problems, infertility, age, disability, whatever — have a marriage that “is not a reality.”  Classy.

And, of course, once the hypothetical kids are raised and on their way (assuming there’s more to it than simply conceiving children), marriages are free to fall apart because their comprehensive conjugal purpose is fulfilled. Nice.

We should not concede that “gay marriage” is really marriage.

Translation: Because the word means what we want it to mean, not what other people want it to mean. And we win because we love Jesus more than you, so there.

What’s more, as Christians we understand that the great mystery of marriage can never be captured between a relationship of Christ and Christ or church and church.

Yes! Of course! We should legislate about marriage based on a religious metaphor.  Brilliant!

4. Allowing for the legalization of gay marriage further normalizes what was until very recently, and still should be, considered deviant behavior. While it’s true that politics is downstream from culture, it’s also true that law is one of the tributaries contributing to culture. In our age of hyper-tolerance we try to avoid stigmas, but stigmas can be an expression of common grace. Who knows how many stupid sinful things I’ve been kept from doing because I knew my peers and my community would deem it shameful. Our cultural elites may never consider homosexuality shameful, but amendments that define marriage as one man and one woman serve a noble end by defining what is as what ought to be. We do not help each other in the fight for holiness when we allow for righteousness to look increasingly strange and sin to look increasingly normal.

Translation: We think gay sex is shameful, so we think that if others think it is not shameful that they are wrong and we should pass laws to make it de facto shameful.  Similarly, interracial marriages were, until very recently, considered deviant, indecent, shameful behavior, and so it would serve a noble end by defining marriage as one man and one woman of the same race.

5. We are naive if we think a laissez faire compromise would be enjoyed by all if only the conservative Christians would stop being so dogmatic. The next step after giving up the marriage fight is not a happy millennium of everyone everywhere doing marriage in his own way. The step after surrender is conquest. I’m not suggesting heterosexuals would no longer be able to get married. What I am suggesting is that the cultural pressure will not stop with allowing for some “marriages” to be homosexual. It will keep mounting until allaccept and finally celebrate that homosexuality is one of Diversity’s great gifts. The goal is not for different expressions of marriage, but for the elimination of definitions altogether. Capitulating on gay marriage may feel like giving up an inch in bad law to gain a mile in good will. But the reality will be far different. For as in all of the devil’s bargains, the good will doesn’t last nearly so long as the law.

Okay, they lose me on this one.  The argument seems to be that if we allow gays to be married, the next thing you know we’ll be treating gays as normal and, like all humans, to be celebrated for their achievements and so forth.   Egad.  Even if they hadn’t been spending the whole previous length of the article arguing that gay marriage is being discussed because more people consider homosexuality to be a normal behavior for those so inclined, the argument seems to be that the only way we can keep gays from seeming normal is to make sure they are discriminated against and treated as abnormal, excluded from fundamental social activities like marriage and, preferably, not allowed to openly be in our communities where people might grow used to them and see them as, oh, human beings.

I read something the other day that struck me as fairly wise and profound.  The person writing it said that they don’t talk about “gay marriage” because the issue isn’t about gays getting married, any more than there’s an issue about “gay parking” or “gay employment” or “gay baseball.”  The person preferred the term “marriage equality” (a phrase I’ve found a scosh PC in the past) because that’s the point — that people, regardless of sexual orientation or skin color or whatever, are seeking to be treated equally regarding marriage.  Not a special “gay” marriage, but a simple marriage.

That makes a lot of sense to me, and that may well be the dangerous paradigm shift that folks like the dolts at the Illinois Family Institute are afraid of.  As long as they can frame this matter as a small group of “deviants” looking for special treatment, then it’s easy to keep it in a rhetorical ghetto.  As soon as it becomes seen a group of people looking to be treated the same as everyone else

… well, who knows what might happen?

 

Rick Santorum is a Dolt (Unscientific Polling Edition)

Rick Santorum, Dolt

While it seems increasingly unlikely that Rick Santorum will not get the GOP nod for president (for which I give thanks unto God), his suprisingly successful campaign will probably mean we get to hear from him for years to come.  Which, if it’s like his column at the Philadelphia Inquirer, will mean years more of doltitude masquerading as serious (and reverent) thought.

Such as the following article — a month old, but recently brought to my attention — on how Science is really a Religion and therefore we should only believe the True Religion of the Bible instead of Science because That’s What People Say in Surveys.

No, really, that’s what passes as a viable GOP candidate for president these days.

So, Rick, tell us about The Elephant in the Room: Challenging science dogma:

Questioning the scientific consensus in pursuit of the truth is an important part of how science has advanced through the centuries.

Well, Rick, that’s true enough for starters.

But what happens when the scientific consensus becomes an ideology that trumps the pursuit of truth? Answer: Those making legitimate inquiries are ostracized, the careers of dissenters are destroyed, and debate is stifled.

Cue the Wickersham Brothers!  There’s ideology trumping the pursuit of truth going on! Not to mention irony!

Unfortunately, I am referring not only to the current proponents of the theory of man-made global warming. In 2001, I offered a legislative amendment about teaching the subject of evolution. I caught more flak for this simple amendment than for almost anything else I championed in the Senate. What heresy did I propose?

Nice use of the word “heresy”.  Plus also “ideology” and “ostracizing” and “dissenters”.  Because that make it sound like, yes, this is the Old Style Medieval Church burning heretics at the stake over theological views (look, more irony!).

Here is the full text:

“Good science education should prepare students to distinguish the data or testable theories of science from philosophical or religious claims that are made in the name of science; and where biological evolution is taught, the curriculum should help students to understand why this subject generates so much continuing controversy, and should prepare the students to be informed participants in public discussions regarding the subject.”

It was so radical a concept that, less than an hour after it’s unveiling, liberal Democrat Ted Kennedy signed on to it. He said during the debate that my amendment’s language was “completely consistent with what represents the central values of this body. We want children to be able to speak and examine various scientific theories on the basis of all of the information that is available to them.”

My amendment passed 91-8. The next day, the High Priests of Darwinism went berserk. How dare the Senate suggest there is any controversy surrounding evolution? The amendment, they argued, was an attempt to bring God into the classroom.

Maybe we should discuss it in "Film History".

While your proposed amendment is less egregious than some I’ve seen, it’s not a science topic.  It’s a history of science topic, maybe.  Or perhaps a rhetoric or philosophy topic. Or even a social science or current events topic.

In looking at Ted Kennedy’s statement (and, really, you’re going to argue that in this case we should listen to Ted Kennedy?), while I agree that students should be exposed to looking at “scientific theories,” that’s not what your amendment was about.  It was about teaching “why this subject generates so much continuing controversy” from “philosophical or religious claims.”

But those claims aren’t science.  Political controversy isn’t science.  Science is science.  Teaching that “Science says evolution is real, but some people say the Bible says we were all created in seven days, so there’s a controversy” isn’t teaching science.

But it is, in fact, an attempt to bring God (and the family-grown respect for the Bible) into the classroom to argue against science.

Kennedy quickly recanted and vowed to have the amendment stricken from the reported language of the final bill. It wasn’t.

So … what came of all that?

A recent Gallup poll found that only 14 percent of Americans agreed that “humans developed over millions of years” and “God had no part.” A Zogby poll this year found that 78 percent of Americans agreed that schoolteachers “should teach Darwin’s theory of evolution, but also the scientific evidence against it.” The same poll also found that 86 percent of self-identified liberals agreed that “teachers and students should have the academic freedom to discuss both the strengths and weaknesses of evolution as a scientific theory.” But the scientific “community” claims there is no controversy, and that debate should be banned.

Rick, let me say this slowly so that you understand.  In the scientific community (the collection of established, published, peer-checked, educated, well-researched, professional scientists in the world), there is no controversy over evolution.

There's still a lot of controversy over whether dotted lines are involved

Oh, there’s some controversy over over the mixture of mechanisms (natural selection, various types of mutation) and timing, just as there is some controversy (a/k/a lack of complete agreement) over particle physics and a unified field theory.  But even among scientists who disagree on how precisely the Gravity force is related to Electro-magnetism, nobody questions that when you drop an apple it falls to the ground.  Similarly, even among folks who debate about how precisely evolution has operated over the millennia, there’s no question that the general process of evolution is a true one.

That the American public doesn’t universally “believe” in evolution is no more meaningful, from a scientific standpoint, than that it doesn’t universally “believe” that you can’t travel faster than the speed of light (“I saw it on Star Trek!”). Science is not about belief, opinion, or public polls.  If nothing else, that demonstrates the need for more scientific education, not “teaching the controversy.”

It is one thing for ideologically driven science to indoctrinate children in classrooms.

Evolution is not an “ideology.”  Nor is it driven by ideology.  I do understand you have some understanding of being “ideology-driven,” but I think you’re projecting, Rick.

Also, Evolution is neither a "floor wax" nor a "dessert topping."

Evolutionary science is also not a “doctrine.”  While we’re at it, it’s not a “religion” or an “advertising campaign” or a “curious whim.”  While the scientific community is, in fact, made up of humans, it is a self-correcting system to overcome conservatism of opinion and initial resistance to iconclastic new ideas.  It is, as much as any human institution can be, fact-driven, as its own track record demonstrates.

It is another for politicians to use science to destroy national economies and redistribute global wealth. I refer, of course, to the latest scientific non-controversy, man-made global warming.

Yes, Rick, it’s all a big conspiracy to “destroy national economies and redistribute global wealth.”  Ideology-driven, much?

Climate change’s Pharisees …

Oooh, nice Biblical slander. Classy, Rick!

… reassure us that the global-warming science is still settled.

Settled as in “the climate science community is agreed that there is overall global warming and climate change occuring, and that it has a signficant man-made component”?  Yes, yes it is “settled.”

Precise mechanisms, rates, predicted trends and impacts?  There’s disagreement still, but the fundamental proposition is, in fact, agreed upon by the vast majority of scientists who actually are knowledgeable in the subject area.

Never mind recent revelations of gross misconduct on the part of Britain’s Climatic Research Unit.

What “gross misconduct” are you talking about, Rick?  I mean, that sounds good, but if you’re regurgitating the “Climategate” kerfuffle, then you’re just perpetuating mistruths. Again.

Never mind its repeated refusal to release vital climate data. And never mind the legitimate questions that climate-change skeptics have been asking for some time. There’s nothing to see here; move along.

No, there is nothing to see here, except smear campaigns, ginned-up controversies, grasping at straws, big money trying to protect its interests, and people trying to turn science into Bible School.

Yet we all know that the world has been both much hotter and much colder than it is today, and that temperatures have changed dramatically over the millennia for a multitude of reasons.

True. Also, meaningless.

And there is so much we don’t know about this complex field, …

… that we might as well not use what we do know, cross our fingers, and hope for the best?

…. which is made even more difficult by our inability to make predictions and test climate hypotheses, except with computer simulations that have questionable assumptions built in.

Questionable insofar as you don’t care for the questions they raise, Rick?

Clip art aside, science doesn't require test tubes or flasks. Though they are cool.

Note that we can, in fact, make productions and test climate hypotheses, Rick.  Pretty easily, in fact.  We can do it in real time (we have, in fact, been talking about climate change for a decade or two, and continue to test models that were developed back then on current observations), and we can do it historically (hypothesize, then see how the predictions fit what’s happened for the last hundred years or two or three).

It’s not quite like pouring two test tubes into a flask and seeing if it blows up, but it’s basic science, Rick.

Given this uncertainty, …

As you interpret it.

… I think most Americans find the experts’ cocksureness unsettling.

Because you keep hammering away at it as a holy cause, and other hammer away at it because it stands to cost them money.

Also, the experts are hardly “cocksure.”  But a nice slur, Rick.

Despite the bravado and billions of dollars in media hype supporting the climate alarmists, only 37 percent of respondents agreed that man is causing global warming in a recent Rasmussen poll.

Really, Rick?  “Billions of dollars in media hype?” Who’s been spending billions of dollars in media hype?  Maybe the Koch Bros., but I don’t see “Global Warming Is Your Fault! Give Us Your SUV!” commercials on during Prime Time anywhere, Rick.

Believe it or not, Rick, this is not how science works

As to the Rasmussen Poll (never mind Rasmussen tends to trend conservative), again, science and reality are not determined to beliefs, opinions, or polling. Polls over scientific reality have more to do with emotions, half-remembered high school chemistry classes, stereotypes of poindextery professors in lab coats who forget to tie their shoes, and pundits decrying climate change for unscientific reasons.

Not that I don’t think the numbers are shocking, but they don’t mean the science is wrong. Nor, if it was 98% did agree with it would it mean the science is right.

Why? Well, maybe because Americans don’t like being told what to believe.

Perhaps you should look at your own poll numbers, then, Rick.

Maybe because we have learned to be skeptical of “scientific” claims, …

Because some dolts run around saying, “Scientific claims are hurting our feelings and disagreeing with our religion, so they must be wrong and scientists must be poopyheads!”

… particularly those at war with our common sense

"Common Sense": I do not think that term means what you think it means.

Everybody knows the world is flat, Rick. And man will never be able to fly. And rockets can’t move through space because there’s nothing for the exhaust to push against. And if you eat mold you’ll just get sick. And one little bomb couldn’t possibly destroy a city.

“Common sense” doesn’t determine scientific truths, either, Rick.

… like the Darwinists’ …

I love it when Paulists call believers in evolution Darwinists.

… telling us for decades …

Darwin published Origin of Species in 1859. It’s been a bit more than just “decades,” Rick.

… that we are just a slightly higher form of life than a bacterium that is here purely by chance, …

Evolutionary science doesn’t offer up value judgments like “just,” or “slightly” (or even “higher”). Nor does it assert that humans are here “purely by chance.”

It does say that humans and bacteria are both forms of life that have evolved from earlier forms, and that (as with all science) it is not necessary to posit (nor deny) a divine intelligence in the process.  That’s about it.

…or the Environmental Protection Agency’s informing us last week that man-made carbon dioxide – a gas that humans exhale and plants need to live, a gas that represents less than 0.1 percent of the atmosphere – is a dangerous pollutant threatening to overheat the world.

The goofiness goes off the scale here, Rick.

No worries, Rick -- it's only Carbon Dioxide.

Are you suggesting that increases in carbon dioxide are not, in fact, dangerous?  That you could live with a plastic bag over your head, for example?

Are you suggesting that carbon dioxide is not a greenhouse gas that can trap sunlight and cause heating?  (That, by the way, has nothing to do with climate change, but is basic, observable, recreatable science.)

Are you suggesting that CO2 is only present from human (or animal) exhalations?  Are you suggesting that the EPA is going to try and regulate breathing so as to control global warming?

Are you suggesting that ordinary substances, even if present in excess amounts, cannot be considered a pollutant?

What do you actually mean, Rick?  Why is this so hard for you to understand? What part of the above do you not actually agree with?

And now for a witty joke to wrap-up!

In some respects, the case for evolution is improving: We may indeed have evolved to the point where we can detect hot air of a different kind.

Zing! Now there’s a witty way to settle a scientific argument!

Yeesh.