“Terms and Conditions”

100 Words:

Now, did you remember all the steps?

My entry:

“You sprinkled the basilisk blood in a circle.”

“Yeah.  If that’s the yellow goop, yeah.”

“Widdershins?”

Gesundheit?

“Anti-clockwise?”

“Yeah.”

“You said the words I gave you.”

Jazhmazol, Frelli–“

“Not! Here!  Hmmmm.  You lit each of the candles in order?”

“Zippo Black Crackle — never fails.”

“The chickens?”

Roger glared.  “Yeah.  Never again.”

“Squeamish?”

“I killed plenty of chickens for supper, growing up,.  For magic’s different.”

“Not even to save your –? That’s it!  Your wife!”

“What about her?”

“You’re not a virgin.  Of course it didn’t work.”

Roger decked him.  It was either that or shoot him, and he still needed the wizard to find Chrys.

“The Heart Has Its Reasons”

100 Words:

They say no villain sees himself as the bad guy. Is it true?

My entry:

“They got stuff, I want it, I take it.  Why should they have it and me not, y’know?”

Eddie took the proferred bottle from Luis.  “Nah.  I mean, I know what’s right, what’s wrong. I don’t got no right to take stuff from folks, and hurt ’em. But the way it makes the ladies look at me, y’know?  It’s a badge of respect.  That’s how I look at it.”  He glanced over at TJ.  “What about you, TJ?”

TJ looked at the others, then calmly put three rounds into each of them.  He took the bottle and drank deeply from it.  “I just like to watch folks bleed.”

“The Fumbled Winter”

100 Words:

This week’s Friday theme is to let us know why the weather in these parts has been so strange lately.

My entry:

“Notice anything odd about the weather, dear?”

Roger shook his head, brushing the snow off his overcoat, and hanging it up on the coat rack.  “Can’t say I have, why?”

“Well, it’s July.”

“Right”

“And we live in San Francisco.”

“Last I checked.”

“And all this snow ….”

“Twain said the coldest winter he’d ever spent was summer in San Francisco.”

“Yes, but — and nobody seems to think it odd.  Including you.”

Roger scratched his head, then shrugged. 

“And then there are those Valkyries in the sky.”

Roger laughed.  “Chrys, if you wore one of those brass bras in this cold, you’d be screeching, too.”