“What we have here is a failure to communicate”

Leon E. Prioleau Sr. was charged in a criminal complaint that says he told police he choked the woman because he believed she liked it.
“I squeezed harder,” Prioleau told police after his arrest this week, according to the complaint. “I thought she liked it, so I kept squeezing harder.”
It was not until it was too late, according to Prioleau, that he realized that he had mistaken the woman’s gasps for air as sighs of passion.

Either the accused is really stupid in his lovemaking activities, or really stupid in making excuses. In either case, “off the street” seems to be the place for him.

(Via Obscure Store)