Zagats is a customer-survey-based restaurant guide printed in most cities. It generally does a good job of giving you a heads-up about good restaurants, bad restaurants, and those in-between.
Now they’ve posted some of the comments that they, ah, couldn’t really print in their guide books.
Stay home and heat up a can of Alpo instead.
Filled with flowers and all the things that make flowers grow.
If this place doesn’t get you laid, nothing will.
If I want a fatty sandwich served by a walking attitude, I’ll go to Mom’s.
Wonder why there aren’t any cats in Chinatown? Eat here.
Good seafood, but waiter should be used as fish bait.
Like the Wicked Queen, beautiful but evil.
Food [is] is served as cold as the faux-stone pillars, and as slowly as the Romans advancing over the Dolomites in a particularly harsh winter.
If you were on fire, they wouldn’t even throw a drink on you.
Food is icky, tables are sticky, waitress has a hickey, stay home if you’re picky.
Should be renamed Barfing Dog.
(Via Boing Boing)