The pure, unmitigated, horrifying evil of sippy cups.
Before anyone gets too worried, the terrifying dangers that are discussed are:
- Kids who spend all their time drinking out of sippy cups may have a (very temporary) minor speech impediment. Maybe. They think. But they’re not sure.
- Kids who always have a sippy cup at hand full of sugary drinks get more cavities.
- Parents who don’t keep track of the sippy cups their kids have may let them sit around for days, leading to sippy cups full of germs.
Next thing you know, they’ll be reporting the awful truth that kids who have sippy cups and fall off of cliffs can suffer severe contusions.
(Via Blather)
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oh, sure. it’s all fun and sugary drinks until someone falls and pokes their eye out with a sippy cup.
One ex-girlfriend of mine was relegated to “the sippy cups” whenever she came over because she was personally responsible for two huge pink stains on our carpet…
Hardwood floors are much nicer.
I want to see a picture of said ex-girlfriend with a sippy cup.
Sippy cup porn. “I gasped, as the droplets of Hawaiian Punch ran down her cheek, adding to the flush of her lips, and contrasting with the cool, white-topped sippy cup in her hands…”
Heck, no one looked at the sippy cup anyway: they were too busy staring at her breasts.