Just to show I have a sense of humor about things, too.
“We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem — it’s in North Korea.” — Jon Stewart
“War continues in Iraq. They’re calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells ‘OIL.'” — Jay Leno
“CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium and unleaded.” — Jay Leno
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