Thar be rumors that this be Talk Like a Pirate Day, though, shiver me timbers, I’m not able t’hoist up that web page so far, cursed be the luck.
But never ye fear, me hearties, for Cap’n Dave needs no poncy web page t’sway him into talkin’ like a pirate. For it comes as natural t’him as speakin’ in th’third person.
So always remember, as this day passes by, the two letters of the pirate alphabet — aye and aaahhhrrr! — and remember this also, me lads and lassies …
MORE RECENT SIGHTING: Though me attempts to pull up the Official Page continue to founder, that comely wench, Julia, has posted a link to Dave Barry’s column which did make this effort known all over the Seven Seas. Yo-ho!
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Arr! The scurvy translator be down!
Well, shiver me timbers! What would be the first comic I picks up ta re-read on ITLaPD, but ol’ Avengers #262, which opens with that seadog Stingray talkin’ like a pirate! He even admits ter dreaming o’ bein’ a pirate when he were a lad! Arr!
Why couldn’t Katherine see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arr.
Bad joke care of Spongebob.
That joke be a sight older than Spongebob, matey! And yer should be keelhauled fer pullin’ it out of ol’ Davy Jones’ locker! (Don’t Monkee with Davy Jones’ locker, says I. Arr!)