James Perry of Connecticut thought he was being really clever when he stole the identity of his old neighbor in Florida, Robert Kowalski, in order to get a driver’s license. After all, he had four drunk driving arrests, and knew he’d have problems getting a license in his new home.
And, after all, what harm could it do for him to pretend to be someone else?
Now that’s comedy.
(via Blather)
UPDATE: Lightning strikes twice.