But does it taste good?

From the same city that invented the Deep-Fried Mars Bar, I give you the Stonner:

A new 1,000 calorie kebab has been dubbed the most dangerous fast food in Britain.
The Stonner is a pork sausage wrapped in doner kebab meat coated in batter and deep fried.
It contains 46 grams of fat and is double the calories of a Big Mac.

Well, if they’d wrapped it in bacon, too, I might have been interested …

(via the Flea)