"GIR, why is there bacon in my project plan?!"

Okay, overwhelmingly amused that my company’s implementation of Oracle’s iRecruitment system on a enterprise-wide basis (Global iRecruitment) is being abbreviated internally as GIR. It’s going to cause me an chuckle every time I get an e-mail about it.

I just hope it works better …

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Are you working on Nominal iRecruitment Development or Total iRecruitment Development?

Of course, it could be Worldwide iRecruitment Staffing.

At least you don’t have to worry about Hazardous iRecruitment Planning, Expansion, and Solicitation!

Does that make you one of the Tallest?

Yeah, that sounds about right. 😛

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The City Council of #Tulsa, OK, has decided to swap out pre-meeting invocation #prayer for pre-meeting moments of silence, after an invocation prayer by a #pagan made many of them really, really uncomfortable, which got them wondering what non-Christians felt like when #Christian prayers were forced on them.

So, yay, Tulsa. At least for the moment.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/godless-libs-of-tulsa-ok-city-council

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Seems to me that being condemned as "nasty" and "Radical Left hard line Trump hater" by #Trump himself is ... well, a pretty good endorsement of the target's virtue. cf. Matt. 5:11-12

Bravo to fellow Episcopalian Bp. #Budde for speaking truth to power.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/22/trump-bishop-mariann-edgar-budde

4 days ago

There are all sorts of reasons to think that a lot of #Trump's first-day executive orders are illegal and will be struck down by the courts.

Unfortunately, that requires (a) the courts to actually do so, all the way up to (presumably) #SCOTUS, and (b) him and/or his appointed lackeys to pay any attention to what the courts, vs the #DearLeader, say.

https://reason.com/volokh/2025/01/20/trumps-illegal-first-day-executive-actions/

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I left out, of course, #pettiness, #racism, and #nationalism

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#Trump doesn't miss a second for #rudeness, #revanchism, and #PerformativeImperialism.

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German industrialists and captains of industry didn't like, let alone trust, Hitler. But they worked with him because he was the guy in charge, they figured they could control him, and it gave them an advantage over their peers who didn't.

They eventually learned who was managing whom. But by then it was too late.

https://www.semafor.com/article/01/15/2025/trump-musk-dined-with-microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-at-mar-a-lago

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Racist MAGA idiots ranting

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Remarkably, you can even do that even while accomplishing your mission statement, just like you can provide insurance, or remove snow from walkways.

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The GOP won't cut Medicare and Social Security...

... but other programs are on the chopping block.
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#HappyNewYear

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