So I thought, the other night, I’d see the least appetizing foodstuff you can get at the store that I could possibly see. Baconnaise. It’s … bacon-flavored mayonnaise.
Baconnaise is the ultimate bacon-flavored spread. Use it on sandwiches, salads, dips, sauces, chicken, fish, and fries. Vegetarian safe!
Because, apparently, it’s not made with real bacon.
Now, mind you, I love bacon. It’s just, the thought of bacon mayonnaise, artificial or real, causes my gorge to rise.
Jon Stewart had a few problems with it, too, as he demonstrated during his segment lambasting Bobby Jindal’s Official Republican Response Speech.
So, I thought I was safe in thinking that was the worst.
Ha.
Little did I know that Les was lurking around the corner in Google Reader with this to spring on me: Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy. “Comes packed with 1170% of your daily cholesterol per serving.”
Wow. Easy to stay on a diet. Just leave those around on the table, and you’ll be off food for days.
Yeah…I googled it and added it as an update after watching that clip last week and qfinding out that it was in fact a real product.
At this point I see it simply as \dare\ product for a Margie-Gras.
So a sip of Redcliff and a bit of food with Baconnaise on it. =P
You would have to hold me down and pour a couple of bottles of Redcliff into me in order to get me drunk enough to eat some of that. And the results would likely be unfortunate for anyone around me. 🙂
I could make some homemade baconnaise, but I am afraid that it just wouldn’t be the same.
Tell you what — just leave the ingredients on the counter and I’ll take the parts I want.
I think the two pink liquieurs we got will be daring enough.
So yeah…
Because it came up as a topic at work today I decided to do some more poking around into the world of the Baconnaise.
Not actually made with bacon, thus is Kosher.
“Better” for you than regular Mayo
Regular and lite.
And you want to know the best part? It is for sale at the King Soopers across the street….just in time for next Saturday. =P
BWUhahahahaha!
There the right location. ~mutters~
I’ve deleted the “wrong location” version. 🙂
Sadly, King Soopers across the street did *not* have Baconnaise as it looked like on the site.
But, never fear!
I found something called “Troll” at Liquor Mart in a Pinkish bottle not far from the lonely dust covered bottle of Redcliff ($29.99!).
I figured, You know….for the Bloggers. =P