While this is labeled as a parody against EA’s Star Wars Battlefront, the fact is it works as an explanation of why micro-transaction games of any title are … just … rrrg … no.
I’ll pay for a monthly sub if it a game’s that engaging. I’ll pay for an occasional nice quality-of-life bonus. But a constant death-of-a-thousand-micro-transactions? No thanks.
(Note: this applies to Real Life, too, where such things are more likely to be called “a la carte services”. Give me a package deal where I’m not constantly digging into my wallet if you want me to consider something enjoyable.)
(Except for Cable TV, where I would love to go a la carte.)
The person truly summer up my reaction over video game companies those days.