Warning #1: You can never be quite sure who you’re talking to on the Internet.
Warning #2: If you meet someone on an Internet chat or dating site that seems to be amazingly compatible with you, perhaps it’s … genetics.
Warning #3: If you get caught up in the immediate shock of discovering that your computer date partner of six months was, unexpectedly to both of you until you showed up for a real date, your own mother, and a cop wanders up and tries to cite you for being on a beach after curfew, don’t blurt the whole thing out to the cop, such that it will get written up and splashed all over the newspapers …
This has been a public service announcement from Mr. Unsolicited Advice.
(via Randy)
BZZT! Debunked by Snopes.