Two taste treats that … bleah

I like martinis.

I like bacon.

I decline to drink a bacon martini.

• Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease.
• In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash Tabasco, and one dash olive juice.
• Shake well and strain into cocktail glass.
• Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail.
• Garnish with one slice of bacon

I think not.

(via J-Walk)