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Newt Gingrich is a Dolt (Holy Memory Hole Edition)

His take about the “crackdown” on conservatives is self-serving and inane.

Newt Gingrich, Dolt

I know I shouldn’t waste time discussing Newt Gingrich — the cut-throat GOP hack who bears a huge responsibility for the divisiveness of American politics today, almost a quarter century after he became Speaker of the House — but his commentary in Newsweek about the so-called war by the big tech giants on poor little conservatives distills down a bunch of current diatribes on the subject in a way that is, at least, illustrative.

When Twitter and Facebook decided to ban President Donald Trump, censor The New York Post and start erasing other people and institutions from their platforms, they started down a path which will have enormous consequences for them and for America.

When Google, Amazon and Apple joined in taking down Parler, a conservative social media platform, they reached critical mass in proving that an oligarchical cabal was potentially seeking to control public dialogue for all Americans.

Except it proves no such thing. It demonstrates, perhaps, that social media is largely concentrated in a few, most popular platforms — something encouraged, but not dictated, by those companies (something something free market something, isn’t that what you’re usually on about, Newt?) — but going from there to “seeking to control public dialog,” let alone “erasing people and institutions,” is a huge step.

Let’s start with a fundamental question, shall we? Or let’s make it two:

  1. Are social media companies (and their providers) required to give me an account so that I can use their tools?
  2. Are there any limits to what I can use that account to say?

We’ll get back to the first one shortly, because the second one is the key. And that brings us to Parler.

To be fair, it’s a nice logo.

On one level, I’m sorry to see Parler go, because I kept hoping it would drive the serious whackadoodles off of Twitter, rather than me having to block them or, when they go over the rails, report them. (Of course, what actually happened was those folk created Parler accounts, and then kept getting onto Twitter to talk about how horrible Twitter was, post their Parler account name in their profile, and continue to spew their normal nonsense.)

But nobody “took down” Parler because conservatives were “flocking” to it.

I could post, all day long, “Abortion is murder of a baby” or “Donald Trump is the greatest President ever,” and Twitter would never do a darned thing about it. I would expect to draw a lot of criticism, but those posts can be found all over Twitter (and, presumably, Facebook, a platform whose privacy policies I finally rid myself of months ago).

Why did Amazon (and Google and Apple) all get in the way of Parler’s operations by refusing to enable it? Because Parler refused to do anything about, quite literally, violent language and death threats on its own platform, and those companies didn’t want to be a part of that.

Here’s a page from the filing Amazon made in Parler’s lawsuit. It’s part of a list of comments Amazon presented to Parler over the course of months, complaining that Parler was in breach of the agreement with Amazon not to use its AWS servers to host violent content:

They seem nice.

Does Newt consider that “conservative speech” that needs protection?

Should Amazon be required to host it? Does Amazon’s own brand (let alone whatever corporate mission and vision it holds) take damage from such material being “powered by Amazon”?

Amazon repeatedly went back to Parler with these complaints. Parler showed an inability / unwillingness to do anything about it.

I would suggest Amazon (who was providing the virtual file servers) and Apple and Google (who were providing the optional but commonly used tools to install the Parler application) were fully within their right, under their terms of service, to no longer do business with Parler.

The same case can be made, with a bit more fuzz, in the case of Twitter and Facebook vs. Donald Trump and his enablers. In Twitter’s case, they have allowed Trump to say whatever the hell he wanted to — true, false, or outright crazy — up until after the election. When he started, post-election, started asserting as fact items that were untrue, up to and including the certification of the results of the election, they started flagging his comments as untrue.

And when he started making inflammatory comments that had already, demonstrably, led to violence — and, in fact, was defending the violence and the people who had caused it …

… they decided he had too egregiously violated their terms of service, and chose to cut off their (free) service to him. And they did the same for others who were actively plotting, or supporting plots, of violence against the nation’s political system and, in fact, politicians.

Newt considers this “seeking to control public dialogue for all Americans.”

People noticed that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey had claimed the right to silence President Trump, who earned more than 74 million votes for reelection. The idea that a few oligarch billionaires could control the political discourse of America began to really worry people.

So there are two falsehoods in this statement.

First, nothing has been done to “silence President Trump.” Donald Trump remains one of the most powerful people in America. When he snaps his fingers, reporters gather, and the highest-rated cable “news” network in America hangs on and echoes his every word. His political operatives bury his potential supporters with blizzards of email sharing his opinions (and soliciting their money).

And as a private citizen, Donald Trump will remain (by his own claims) fabulously wealthy. He could buy or build whatever social media firm he put his mind to.

That two social media companies — two big ones, to be sure, but by no means the only way to communicate out there — have decided (accurately) that his actions violate the terms of using their service, they same as they would moderate any other individual, is by no means “silencing” him.

Heck, Donald — have someone rig up a server, connect it to the Internet, install WordPress on it, and build your own blog. Millions will flock to it. Zuckerberg and Dorsey aren’t obliged to do the work for you, any more than if Trump calls up Rachel Maddow during her show that she’s obliged to put him live on the air, or if Trump demands to have an opinion piece of his printed on the front page of the New York Times that they are obliged to do so.

Back when I was a kid, I can remember people saying that the Freedom of Speech didn’t mean that the government had to buy you a printing press.

(The Right has pressed forward for many years the idea that companies can have political and religious rights, and that companies with religious freedom should be able to not do business with whomever they want. Maybe if Twitter said it was about Jack Dorsey’s religious freedom, rather than about the company’s Terms of Service, Newt would back off.)

The second falsehood is that this “controls the political discourse of America.” The commentariat on the Right have long mocked the Left as being in an echo chamber on places like Twitter, and that the majority fo folk outside of Twitter think very differently. If so … then Trump not being on Twitter to give his opinion shouldn’t matter, should it?

Regardless, these take-downs were not about political opinion. Trump claiming he’s mastered China in foreign policy, or has been the best president possible about COVID-19, or that Joe Biden is a communist … none of that is what got him kicked off of Twitter.

This process of squeezing people out of the public square is inherently dangerous. As President Harry Truman warned, “Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”

George Orwell’s 1984 (which was about a Western democracy devouring itself and its citizens in a totalitarian nightmare) captured this terrifying concept of the technological management of memory and opinion.

Except, of course, Twitter and Facebook and Google and Apple and Amazon aren’t the government. Their actions also have nothing to do with “silencing the voice of opposition,” just not being part of enabling that voice.

The cancel culture and social media erasure movements are strikingly like Orwell’s vision of a “memory hole,” in which ideas that those in power no longer deem valid are destroyed so people can no longer access them.

As an amateur historian, I certainly have concern over knowledge and history being lost. But that’s more a problem with our digital society as a whole. If the “failing” New York Times went out of business and took its archives with it, that would be a horrible loss of history and opinion — though I suspect Newt would not be as passionate about it.

But, then, invoking “cancel culture” as a bogey-man is problematic in itself. Did Newt flock to the defense of the Dixie Chicks when they were “canceled” by so many in the country music world for speaking out against George W Bush and the impending Iraq War? “Cancel culture” is, at its heart, a matter of consumer choice in a free marketplace of ideas, something one would assume Newt favors. If I find a media personality’s opinions on something (for example) particularly objectionable, I’m within my rights to avoid that personality. I’m within my rights to share my opinion about it with others. Heck, I might even feel like that the companies that continue to do business with that personality are enabling their message, and complain to them about it — and those companies may, in turn, reevaluate their relationship with that personality either on its own merit or with how it affects their bottom line, and are within their rights to act on that reevaluation.

The results may not be pleasant, or “fair,” or something that Newt (or I) would agree with, but society is messy, and there’s really nowhere in that process where you can demand that it be stopped without infringing on other, just as important rights.

And none of that involves the government, so the First Amendment has nothing to do with it.

The House Democrats’ new rules (adopted Jan. 3 with 217 Democrats voting in favor), which eliminate “mother,” “father,” “son,” “daughter” and more than a dozen other “inappropriate” gender-specific words from the Rules of the House of Representatives is another Orwellian example of retraining us to only think “appropriate” thoughts and use “appropriate” language. Truman’s fears are beginning to come true.

If the House Democrats suggested that official House business refrain from using a racial or religious epithet in reference to members of those groups, would that be Orwellian, Newt?

In this particular case, it’s even more limited than that: a single rules document has had a whole range of gendered language changed (e.g., “seafarer” for “seaman”). In the same set of changes, references to “he or she” were changed to more specific, but ungendered, language. (Was the original change from “he” to “he or she” Orwellian?). And, finally, in that one document, words like “mother” or “father” were replaced by “parent,” and “son” or “daughter” were replaced by “child.”

Eek.

It’s not that words don’t mean things — in fact, the very reason for doing it is because words mean things — but this is less prescriptive than descriptive, reflecting how language and understanding of sex and gender roles as a society is changing. That may make Newt uncomfortable, but it’s not exactly Winston Smith time.

Some have argued that the protections of Section 230 make them indirect agents of the government. The Supreme Court has ruled consistently that private corporations acting as government agents are bound by the U.S. Constitution. Cutting off free speech is a violation of the First Amendment guarantee of liberties, and therefore the companies might be subject to fines and penalties for violating the constitutional rights of their customers.

If Newt is suggesting that businesses that have specific protections under law are arguably agents of the government, that opens a can of worms far bigger than I think Newt wants to go.

That said, I’m pretty sure you could get fired from your government job by posting on a government website, “White people need to ignite their racial identity and rain down suffering and death like a hurricane upon zionists,” First Amendment or not.

The guarantee against lawsuits made sense when we passed it in 1996 (while I was speaker), because it was an effort to grow what were then tiny, fragile companies. Those guarantees no longer make sense when you are dealing with gigantic worldwide institutions of enormous power and wealth.

One can argue whether having deep pockets magically changes whether a company should be sued for doing something or not (tort reform supporters — like, I believe, Newt, have argued the contrary for years, claiming that we need to change such laws because the allow frivolous lawsuits against big companies). But Newt is, intentionally or inadvertently, suggesting making the situation worse.

Because, yeah, in theory Google and Facebook and Twitter might change some of their moderation policies if they had a flood of lawsuits coming in. But, as noted, they are not the extent of social media. Would Parler have been able to stand up to the massive wave of litigation? Would WordPress.org, which hosts an array of blogs?

Heck, if I flag as spam or trash a comment as inappropriate or unpleasant or violent on this very blog, would Newt suggest that I should be a target of a lawsuit? (I mean, yeah, he might suggest it, but would he have an intellectually coherent basis for doing so?)

Third—and the approach I most favor—conservatives should simply create alternative communications systems to provide access for everyone who disagrees with the Left.

Well, duh. I think that’s the best solution, too.

It still backs into the problems that Parler had (and which other “we’re never going to moderate our forums, so come over here, conservative type” sites have had as well): without moderation, any social media site (left, right, or center) becomes a cess pit (see the Amazon material about Parler, above), and, legally, some moderation must, by law, take place, because not all “speech” is legal. Death threats and incitement to violence is not legal. Child pornography is not legal. Conspiracy to commit crimes is not legal.

Ironically, the genius behind the rise of Fox into the dominant news channel, Roger Ailes, had been driven out of political consulting by the Left because it feared and hated him.

That’s kind of a bizarro world interpretation of why Ailes voluntarily left political consulting to move into the media world.

Now, we have the latest effort by the left to rig the game, smother dissent, and dictate what we can think, say, and believe.

Weirdly enough, attempts to “smother dissent, and dictate what we can think, say, and believe” are more associated with conservative politics and religion, due to their inherent interest in preserving the status quo. Just saying there might be a little projection going on here.

(Yes, Leftists can be authoritarian as much as Rightists.)

Competition will destroy this left-wing groupthink machine much more quickly, decisively and safely than any effort to regulate or supervise the big internet giants, which will take massive time and effort to defeat their lobbying machines.

Go for it. Though I’d suggest that Facebook and Amazon, trivial evidence to the contrary, epitomize the Right-wing, big business, profit-at-all-costs model than anything the Right is liable to put in its place. But if Newt thinks that a conservative-focused social media / hosting company can (a) compete against Facebook and Twitter and Google and Apple and Amazon, and (b) not become a “big internet giant” and “groupthink machine,” any more than Fox News did not take on the worst aspects of being a big media giant and groupthink machine … there’s nothing stopping him from plowing his money into such an investment.

It’s a free country.

More than 74 million Americans voted for President Trump. At least half of them would be a potential market for an alternative social media-web hosting system. That would be a market of 37 million Americans. If only a small share of non-conservatives came to the new system, that would give it a potential market of more than 40 million Americans.

And over 81 million Americans voted for Biden. Given that only a  fraction of the US is on social media, Newt’s numbers here are kind of goofy. Twitter has 36 million active users in the US. Facebook has 190 million users (active or not) in the US — but most of them aren’t there for the politics (left, right, or center), but because their high school friends and family are there. The idea that a specifically conservative-driven social media / web hosting system would draw 40 million users seems … dubious.

But, hey, I’m not a media mogul. Again, go for it. Maybe Donald will invest, too.

I am convinced we Americans will reject domination by oligarchs and insist on our right to be free. We will not be thrown into the “memory hole” by a handful of rich liberals.

Newt never really does explain how banning violent accounts is somehow throwing Americans — even pro-Trump Americans — into the “memory hole,” but it sure sounds impressive.

But, then, Newt’s big into impressive, performative statements, like saying that 2020 is going to be a GOP blow-out like 2016, and like proclaiming he won’t accept Biden as President because, um, he’s angry about Biden. And that he and all the other people who are angry about Biden will mean a massive Republican win in 2022.

Of course, he also said that people angry about Clinton would mean a massive GOP win in 1998 — when the GOP ended up losing House seats, and Gingrich ended up losing his House Speaker job.

And so it goes.


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Jim Jordan Is A Dolt (COVID-19 Edition)

The only freedom-taking is by idjits pretending the disease doesn’t exist.

I know I really shouldn’t waste the time, but I get so tired of this whole attitude — especially in the face of folk who have voluntarily been trying to keep each other safe, let alone folk who are losing their lives over this disease, including health care workers trying to treat others.

Also, I haven’t really written a blog entry about COVID-19. Lots of tweeting, but no blog posts. So maybe this will be that, too.

The Introduction

I give you Jim Jordan, Representative from Ohio’s 4th District (R).

Not to put too fine a point on it, but, no, it’s not.

Jim Jordan, Dolt

This, to me, epitomizes the self-entitled “FREEDUMB!” wing of the (mostly) Far Right, who, through paranoia or laziness or poor self-discipline or selfishness (or a combination of the above) think that anything that anything they want to do is Constitutionally and God-Given Freedom, and any limitation on it, for whatever reason, is Satanic and Un-American Tyranny.

All right, let’s start with a couple of premises.

The Science

First, there is a COVID-19 pandemic. You may have heard of it. To day, nearly a quarter million people have died. And of the roughly 11 million cases identified to date in the US, there’s no telling how many of them will suffer long-term debilitating health effects from the microclots that the disease promotes.

COVID-19 is spread primarily (though not solely) through droplets of spit and mucus expelled by humans when they talk, cough, sneeze, stuff like that. The more forceful the verbal or nasal exhalation, the more and further someone is spraying the disease, which can remain airborne for a time. Disease intensity seems to related to the amount of exposure, which is a function of both proximity and time.

To that end, public health and medical experts overwhelmingly agree that the best way to prevent the spread of the disease is to maintain a safe social distance (6-12 feet), reduce the time you are near people, and reduce the number of people you are near. Being in an environment with moving air (outside, preferably) is icing on the cake. Washing hands regularly is good. Staying primarily around people in your “bubble” is very good. Wearing a multi-ply mask is really, really good.

Not all people who get the disease show symptoms, either at the outset of the disease, or at any time. They avoid death, and most will avoid the long-term effects that have been charted. But they can still infect others, even while being asymptomatic.

The elderly and those with compromised immune symptoms seem most vulnerable. But people of all ages have gotten the disease, and died from it. There is no group that is immune.

That’s all pretty much science. If you disagree with the fundamentals there, nothing I write here is going to matter. If you think that the disease is a hoax, or is only like the flu or a cold, you’re wrong, but all I can suggest is education. And that you keep your distance from me.

The Economics

Oh, and one other item that isn’t science, but basic economics: we have a large, relatively healthy health care system in the US (hand-waving the economics of how it’s paid for). In an ordinary circumstance, we can deal with the peaks and valleys of accidents and illnesses and surgical needs, etc. There’s enough excess capacity in most of the system to deal with day-to-day problems. A hospital might have 20 ICU (Intensive Care Unit) beds, but normally only need 12 at any time; the other 8 are if there’s an emergency (a natural disaster, a mass shooting).

A certain percentage of COVID-19 victims require hospitalization, generally in ICUs. If that hospital that normally has 12 in the ICU suddenly gets an influx of 10 COVID-19 patients needing intubation and intensive care … what does the hospital do? Especially when every other hospital in town is in the same situation.

So bear in mind that a number of actions to reduce infection are not just to keep people from getting the disease, but to keep the numbers infected at any time below the maximum capacity of the ICUs in a given area. Because when ICU beds get maxxed out, people can’t get intensive care. They die. Maybe it’s the COVID victims. Maybe it’s the person with massive heart problems. Or the car accident victim. But if 22 people need ICU beds and only 20 beds are available, 2 people won’t get the needed intensive care. It’s math.

The History

Plagues and pandemics and epidemics are not new to the human race. And, in the face of them, the government has taken reasonable action to restrain their spread, the same way the government takes public safety and public health actions in other emergencies, disasters, or time of elevated danger.

So if there’s a fire, or a hurricane, or a toxic waste spill, or a landslide, I may find my personal freedoms temporarily restrained. I might not be able to drink water out of my tap for a time. I may not be able to go into my house. I may not be able to travel down a particular road.

In the case of public health and disease, quarantines and other actions have been taken in the past to help restrict the spread of disease. These haven’t always been popular, but their imposition didn’t seem to get the same fundamental “FREEDOM! LIBERTY! RESIST TYRANNY!” claptrap that this pandemic has produced. When public swimming pools were closed during the polio outbreaks in the 1900s-1950s — along with beaches, and theaters, and parks, and playgrounds — I don’t recall people saying that the Tyrants Were Stealing Our Freedom to Swim.

But, then, we’ve been living in a nation increasingly poked and prodded by fearmongers, by people telling others that you can’t trust the government. Can’t trust the media. Can’t trust the scientists. That personal freedom is the only good. That they’re all out to get you, and yours, and take it, and give it to the undeserving and dirty and outside and weird and Others.

After multiple decades of that tune, it reached a crescendo under Jim Jordan’s bestest buddy, Donald Trump, who not only used it to gather throngs to his side, cheering him on as their Messiah, but then started pooh-poohing the whole COVID-19 thing, basically because all he had to run for re-election on was a great economy, and taking steps to stop COVID-19 would depress the economy, plus it would be hard work and might not succeed, and it would be unpopular, and all those things would hurt his re-election chances.

Donald Trump still lost. And a good chunk of the reason for that was his (in)actions on COVID-19.

Which actions were egged on, and defended, and are still echoed by dolts like Jim Jordan.

So, what about those freedoms?

Let’s look at those freedoms being “taken away [by] government.” State and local governments have imposed various temporary measures restricting businesses and social contacts — all with precedent, remember — of various stringency over the last eight months. They have closed schools to in-person instruction. They have shut down in-person businesses (except “essential ones”) and other gathering places (theaters, churches). They have dialed that stuff up and down — e.g., as infection rates have dropped, allowing restaurants to re-open, but only to X% capacity and no more than Y people, distanced to 6 feet, and wearing masks except when not possible (like shoveling food in your mouth).

These seem to have been reasonable measures, and by and large they have worked to lower rates and keep hospital utilization within capacity. When they have not worked, it’s because people have ignored the restrictions (most of which, where focused on personal activity, were voluntary).

Jim Jordan disagrees.

Today your freedom:

  • To go to church
  • To go to work
  • To go to school
  • To have friends in your home
  • To leave your home
  • To dance at your daughter’s wedding
  • To celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving

Is being taken away government.

Let’s examine this, piece by piece.

Your freedom to go to church

This has been the camel’s nose under the door for Right Wing resistance to COVID-19 measures, because to some anything that interferes with a person’s actions that can be associated with religion is utterly sacred and cannot be imposed upon.

Various governments have put restrictions on churchgoing in person. Because, um, not to put to fine a point on it, but a bunch of people crowding together for an hour, chanting or singing, hugging, exchanging (depending on your denomination) bread or wine, etc., sounds like an awesome way to spread a disease like COVID-19.

Yet, somehow, churches have survived. Ours moved to Zoom. Every Sunday (and at least one weeknight), plus other virtual gatherings. When things were improving in the state, we started doing distanced worship in the parking lot (since shut down as the state has trended badly again).

Was this fun? Was the the best church experience ever? Nope.

Did I feel like my freedom to worship was being taken away? Of course not, silly. I was still “there,” with my congregation, singing hymns, saying high, sharing prayer requests, etc. Communion was a problem, but God is understanding.

I mean, there are places in the world where Christians are persecuted, where worship is hidden, worshippers killed if discovered. Christianity  began with persecution from the authorities, including our founder being put to death.

Having to attend church via Zoom does not qualify you for sainthood as a martyr. Restricting in-person attendance during the pandemic to X% to a maximum of Y, spaced 6 feet apart, is not throwing Christians to the lions.

I’m reluctant to tell people how to worship. I’m happy to say that people who ignore these sensible restrictions when there are reasonable alternatives do not seem to be acting in a loving or Christlike fashion.

And, that said, Christ didn’t seem to think going to church was that big a deal.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Sounds like a great fit for the pandemic.

Your freedom to go to work

A lot of businesses were shut down in the early days of the pandemic. Some are being shut down again, as rates get worse. That’s awful, and causes economic harm, at large and for individuals who are furloughed.

Not everyone’s in that boat. I’m lucky enough to work in a profession (and for a company) that’s made Work From Home work. But that doesn’t help the bar owner whose bar is shut down because a bunch of people crowding around small tables and shouting to be heard over the music are likely to spread COVID-19 to each other.

So what do we do?

The easy answer is that, in a world where the US can borrow money at 0% interest, we should pay to keep businesses closed until it is safe, and for people who cannot work from home to be paid. This is, in fact, a problem we can throw money at. And we should. If it means not having more hundreds of thousands of people die.

In an emergency, your freedom to go to your workplace may be temporarily restricted. The building is on fire. The downtown district is flooded. There’s been a toxic waste spill in the parking lot. That restriction isn’t some Government Tyranny. It’s keeping you, and others, safe.

Your freedom to go to school

School via Zoom is not great. I get that. It gets better as the student gets older, but even my college sophomore has issues with it.

Beats getting a disease and dying, though.

Hey, you know what would have been great? If the federal government, seeing the problems of remote school attendance during the spring, had also thrown money at this problem to allow kids back to school in a safe, distanced fashion. That means construction. That means rearranging things so that maybe high and middle schoolers are remote and elementary kids are distanced in classrooms spread out across the district. Things like that. Rather than Trump sitting on his tiny hands all summer and then, when the fall rolled around, insisting that schools should just open and not worry about COVID-19.

Note that most schools are closing again. Not because the government is “stealing your freedom,” but because kids were getting sick. And teachers were getting sick. And staff were getting sick.

The idea that this is a binary decision between “we shut everything down and never go to school again” and “let the plague run its course and we’ll mourn them this winter” is as doltish as framing this as a “freedom” issue.

Your freedom to have friends in your home

So, how many people have been arrested for having friends in their home. Anyone? Anyone?

Zero.

States and localities have offered guidance, suggesting that, y’know, right this moment, having only a limited number of people at your house, from maybe another single household / “bubble” would be a really good idea, along with still maintaining social distance and masks and all that.

But the Social Distancing Police aren’t kicking in doors looking for gatherings. At most, big parties that break those guidelines (when those guidelines are actually put forward as civil restrictions) that force themselves into public view are, again, at most, broken up by any police that are called to them.

And, yes, these kind of events (et al.)  have spread the disease and led to deaths. Great party!

Note: we have had friends in our home. We have followed the guidelines. We have socially distanced on the back porch. We’ve limited the households visiting at a time. We’ve rearranged things in our dining room, and living room, for social distance. We’ve done masks.

And we’ve also called off all sorts of events that normally would have had a bunch of friends over. Because we don’t want to die. And we don’t want any of them to die. And it would be one thing if the government was saying, “No friends over at your house FOREVER, because we HATE FRIENDSHIP, bwah-ha-ha.” But they are not. They are saying, “During this pandemic, this behavior puts yourself and others at risk, as well as the ripples of still others that might be infected by the attendees. Don’t be a lethal jerk.”

Don’t be a lethal jerk. Doesn’t seem to be a high bar.

Your freedom to leave your home

This goes right with the previous one. I’ve seen restrictions on (a) places you might go, and (b) distances you should limit yourself to traveling — but all of these have had plenty of exceptions, and only been under the most extreme circumstances.

Which, y’know, during a pandemic, as a temporary measure, makes perfect sense. Kind of like a curfew during an emergency (which has plenty of precedent). And as I don’t see checkpoints on the interstate, pulling people over and asking for their travel papers, I really have a problem taking this fearmongering seriously.

Your freedom to dance at your daughter’s wedding

I know a lot of people who have put off weddings. Or wedding receptions. Or postponed funeral gatherings. Or major anniversary celebrations (cough). Or a dozen other social gatherings of this sort, big or small, happy or sad.

And I know others who have said, “Screw this, let’s have a big wedding, and a faboo reception, and drink and laugh and –” — ended up with the Masque of the Red Death, with attendees (or, worse, workers at the shindig) getting infected and dying.

People who are putting these gatherings off are guided by the restrictions — voluntary or (again, imposed through business restrictions) legal — aren’t just doing it because their spirits have been crushed and they feel compelled to obey the government. They’ve done it because these things aren’t safe, and people will get sick and die, and some of those people won’t even be the folk who got to enjoy themselves.

Nobody is happy about putting these things off. No bureaucrat, no petty tyrant, is chortling over imposing these disruptions. My wife and I didn’t say, “Whew! Now we have an excuse not to celebrate our 25th anniversary with all our friends and family, and then spend a few weeks in Hawaii! Thank God we dodged that bullet!”

You know what will be there next year, or even the year after that? Hawaii. And, one hopes, our friends and family. It simply wasn’t worth it having even one person die or face long term health issues, just to celebrate our anniversary. We can have a big shindig down the road. We had a satisfying personal shindig just in our household.

If your daughter decides to get married during COVID-19, there will be time to dance at a reception in 2021. Or, maybe, she had a small ceremony with just the immediate family, not two hundred of her and your closest friends, and you snuck in a dance anyway. This is an emergency. Suck it up. Guys who were serving overseas in war time didn’t get to dance with their daughters at their weddings, either, and they didn’t complain the government was stealing their freedom.

Your right to celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving

See above, only more so.

I mean, I plan to celebrate Thanksgiving. And Christmas.

Will it be the same as the celebrations of past years? Nope. But, then, if I had broken my back, it wouldn’t be the same. If it was in the aftermath of a tornado, it wouldn’t be the same. If family loved one had died, it wouldn’t be the same.

And, guess what? It’s never the same. Things change, always.

So, yeah, we won’t have Thanksgiving dinner for 20. We won’t have our Christmas party. We’ll be restrained in gift-giving occasions.

We’ll work it out. We’ll make it meaningful because the meaning of those holidays is not in matching the guest list from last year. If it is, you’re doing it wrong.

The government isn’t canceling Thanksgiving. Or Christmas. They are asking people to be smart and responsible about it, and remember the risks of people dying because you wanted that big dinner get-together.

So why is Jim Jordan being a dolt about this?

Who knows? Maybe because he’s drunk the Trump Kool-Aid and denying the potentially harmful/lethal consequences of irresponsible behavior makes sense to him. Maybe he thinks it’s to his political advantage. Maybe he’s just a bad person.

But painting reasonable (if unpleasant) temporary measures to help slow down our edition of a global pandemic that has already killed at least a quarter million Americans (most likely far more) as some sort of government conspiracy to steal your freedoms is disingenuous at best. And to the extent that it encourages people to partake of actions that are dangerous to themselves, their friends and loved ones, and anyone else they come in contact with … it’s morally criminal.

No, nobody is enjoying the COVID-19 crisis

I don’t enjoy wearing masks. But I do so anyway, because I’m a damned grown-up.

This started as a Twitter thread, but I wanted to get it down in my blog for the longer term.

There seems to be this weird myth going along amongst the anti-maskers, anti-distancing, anti-treating-#COVID19-as-a-serious-public-health-threat crowd, that their “opposition” are getting some special joy out of forcing people to obey all these restrictions, regulations, and shutdown activities that they are doing themselves.

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Because the Founders, who regularly evacuated big cities during the summer, would have found mask-wearing a terrible, existential affront.

The idea that we’re all chortling over people being forced to wear masks, shut down businesses, and juggle questions of safety for ourselves, our kids, our parents, our friends, our communities … that idea is not just wrong, not just insulting, but this is maddeningly offensive.

I hate this. I hate all of this. Wearing masks. Treating my mom and in-laws like precious china and restricting myself to things that won’t, in passing, threaten them. Not traveling on vacation. Not having folk over for game day, or BBQs, or (99% likely) Thanksgiving. I HATE it.

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Not knowing what is happening next, or when things will return to normal, or what normal will look like, is pretty awful, too.

And I say that as an introvert who, normally, would just as soon cocoon from the world and recharge my batteries. That little green “recharge is complete, better unplug or else you’ll damage the circuits” light is blinking.

This needful isolation is driving even me bats. So I sympathize with those who hate it even more than I do.

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Too much of an often good thing.

Y’know what I hate more? People taking the measures I feel are moral imperatives to protect my family, my friends, myself … and spitting on them as some kook conspiracy, as some libtard craziness, as a hoax, as a political ploy.

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Yeah, NOW they want to “be like Sweden.” Which only pursued its strategy because it had a robust, publicly funded, universally available health care system that it thought couldn’t be overwhelmed.

Spitting on science AND my own sacrifices as some unbelievable plot to steal some kindergarten sense of FREEDUMM! from people. And, in so doing, making this problem worse, and last longer.

Tantrums are unbecoming a nation that prides itself on strength and a history of resolve. Yet, here we are.

I have screen savers and digital frames of photos of the cool things our family has done: fun travel, enjoyable parties, get-togethers and the like. And I love those pix for the memories they recall, but they also taunt me because I can’t do things like that right now, because they are DANGEROUS to myself and my loved ones.

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Probably not revisiting Greece any time soon. Assuming they’d let Americans back in the door in the first place.

And, again, introvert talking here. I am not the party-three-nights-a-weekend type. But even I need more direct social contact than I am getting.

For various folk to take having to wear a mask to visit their local Costco as some intolerable personal offense, when I am watching the clock run out on being able to travel with my mom to some of the places she’s always wanted to go … is infuriating.

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Tantrums are unbecoming for [see previous caption]
Nobody wants this. Everyone hates this. And in some cases that translates into redirected hate, or at least anger, against people who are making the situation worse, by being self-indulgent, rebelling against sensible measures, and helping further spread this disease. Throwing away the sacrifices already made. Killing and crippling more people, and forcing shut-downs to last longer.

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Yes, please, record your stupidity for posterity. Assuming you have one.

Or worse, those who encourage such irresponsible behavior in their words and deeds, to politically benefit themselves at the cost of goddamned freaking HUMAN LIVES.

This guy. THIS guy.

I am an adult. As such, I acknowledge I cannot do everything I want, and, in fact, am at times morally restrained from doing things that are attractive, things I want to do, things that would be fun, because the cost to myself and (most importantly) others would be too high.

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A lesson we all learn. Sometimes repeatedly.

And sometimes, when temptation is too high or the risk too great, we actually restrict people from doing things. Sometimes temporarily — closing a road because of a possible slide, taping off a crime scene, check-points to find drunk drivers on a holiday weekend — and sometimes permanently.

That’s what being a mature adult is about. Not about stamping one’s foot and demanding “FREEDOM!” from restriction. That’s what six-year-olds do, because their worldview is strictly about them and their wants. Adults are supposed to be different.

We all do, honey. Now shut up and go to your room.

Liberty is not libertinism. Freedom is not about ignoring the freedom of others. We live in a society, not some Libertarian / Hobbesian war of all-against-all. Unless we want our lives to be nasty, brutish, and short.

Ah, the social contract. What we agree to do for each other, for mutual safety and prosperity. I remember those days. Good times, man, good times.

Argue, if you care to, about the facts. About what is actually needed. About how we get to the point where the survival-needful restrictions on our liberty (and economy and convenience and pleasure) can be eased. Have an honest, serious, greater-good discussion about that.

But don’t act like this is a cosmic battle between the Defenders of Liberty and the Right to Party Hearty vs. the Cackling Evil Hordes of Burka-Mandating Authoritarianism. Because you are not only profoundly wrong, but you are being profoundly insulting.

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People Unclear on the Concept

Apparently lavish Roaring 20s-style weddings inspired by The Great Gatsby are a thing. Even if they are kinda-sorta completely missing the point of Fitzgerald's novel.




Gatsby-Themed Wedding Ideas That Say, ‘I Didn’t Read The Book’
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GOP Congressman Has Figured Out Why Ocean Level Are Rising!

Nothing to do with silliness like climate change, of course. The answer is simple! It’s because of erosion.

A Republican lawmaker on the House Science, Space and Technology Committee said Thursday that rocks from the White Cliffs of Dover and the California coastline, as well as silt from rivers tumbling into the ocean, are contributing to high sea levels globally.

Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) made the comment during a hearing on technology and the changing climate, which largely turned into a Q&A on the basics of climate research. […] “Every time you have that soil or rock or whatever it is that is deposited into the seas, that forces the sea levels to rise, because now you have less space in those oceans, because the bottom is moving up,” Brooks said at the hearing.

And, yes, this shining star of the House Science, Space, and Technology Committee (egads) was just one of the Republicans floating their own counter-theories to climate change and the effects being seen due to it.

Nero fiddled …

[h/t +James Hill]




GOP lawmaker says rocks falling into ocean to blame for rising sea levels
A Republican lawmaker on the House Science, Space and Technology Committee said Thursday that rocks from the White Cliffs of Dover and the California coastline, as well as silt from rivers tumbling into the ocean, are contribu

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John Bolton isn’t just a dolt, he’s a danger

At a time when we have no Secretary of State (and the State Dept. has been largely gutted and thrown to the curb anyway), this is the (hand-picked) person who’s advising Trump on diplomacy and the dangers of the world.

From 2013 until last month, Bolton was chairman of the Gatestone Institute, a New York-based advocacy group that warns of a looming “jihadist takeover” of Europe leading to a “Great White Death.”

The group has published numerous stories and headlines on its website with similar themes. “Germany Confiscating Homes to Use for Migrants,” warned one from May 2017, about a single apartment rental property in Hamburg that had gone into temporary trusteeship. Another from February 2015 claimed the immigrants, for instance Somalis, in Sweden were turning that country into the “Rape Capital of the West.”

Of course, it’s perhaps no surprise if all that would be considered a bonus to the President, whose personal national security policy often seems in the same orbit as Gatestone’s rhetoric. It’s certainly made Gatestone a popular retweeting and amplifying target of Russian trolls.




John Bolton presided over anti-Muslim think tank

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Rick Santorum Is a Dolt

I would never suggest kids shouldn’t learn CPR, but that’s beside the point. It’s not an either/or, of course, any more than “petition for a stop light at that dangerous intersection” and “learn defensive driving” are a binary choice.

And the suggestion that collective political action is useless, and in fact worthy of ridicule, is particularly pernicious from a former elected official.

Originally shared by +Kee Hinckley:

“How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that.”—Santorum Translation. “We’re going to let you get shot at, and if you die, it’s your fault.”




Rick Santorum: Students should learn CPR, not seek gun laws

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Cruz says the the Dems are Lisa, the GOP are Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Bart

What?

At CPAC (the annual Conservative Political Action Committee conference), Ted Cruz said in his speech, “The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge.”

So the Dems are a mature, intelligent, agency-filled, loving girl, and the GOP are the generational icon of a doofus, his juvenile delinquent son, his pacifier-sucking baby, and his confused, enabling wife?

Tell us more, Ted.




Ted Cruz claims “The Simpsons,” minus Democrat Lisa, for Republicans — and gets roasted for it
Not sure if Cruz intended for the remark to be a compliment, but Lisa is by far the smartest character on the show

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Rush Limbaugh is a Dolt (Great Big Wind Edition)

What, me worry?

Yes, I know. We all thought Rush was gone. Yet he keeps bobbing back up like a bad penny. Or … something large and fatty that keeps bobbing back up.

Anyway, in this bit of blather, Rush manages to convey all of the following points viz the impending Hurricane Irma:

  1. Hurricane warnings are a conspiracy of ratings-hungry media, hardware and grocery store owners, and liberal climate change conspirators. You can’t trust them because they are always changing.
  2. He is not a meteorologist / climatologist, but they’re all goofballs anyway, but he has a special model that he personally uses to predict hurricane tracks, but he won’t tell you what it is.
  3. Evacuations and states of emergency shouldn’t be announced until right before a hurricane hits, because why panic people?
  4. The next hurricane after Irma is Jose! Isn’t that funny? Insert Hispanic joke here!
  5. You can’t trust anyone but him, and all this hurricane stuff is just a conspiracy against Trump by the Deep State and the Fake Media and Big Climate. Did he already mention that a few times?
  6. Sure, Harvey was bad, but it wasn’t as bad as it could have been, and probably the media is exaggerating just to push climate change and an anti-Trump policy. Make sure you remember that this time.
  7. Oh, sure, they keep talking about “Category 4” and “Category 5,” but you know there are parts of the hurricane that aren’t that powerful. See! Fake meteorology designed to panic you! Nothing to worry about!
  8. He would ride out Irma at home in Florida, but they expect to lose electricity, which would stop him broadcasting, even though he has a backup power source, though he can’t tell you what it is because of security, so he’ll be somewhere else when the fake hurricane hits.
  9. Remember, he’s not a meteorologist and therefore can’t predict anything, but he can so predict all of this stuff.

I mean, honestly, as an example of Poe’s Law [1], it’s hard to tell whether this is really Rush Limbaugh or if The Onion has somehow stolen his web domain.

Yeesh.

 

My Analysis of the Hurricane Irma Panic
RUSH: I am not a meteorologist, and nothing I say today should be considered to be a forecast or a prediction. I am not the National Hurricane Center. I am not a climatologist or meteorologist. All I do is analyze the data that they publish. Just as I am the go-to tech guy in my family and here on the staff, when it comes to a hurricane bearing down on south Florida, I’m the go-to guy.

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Bryan Fischer Is a Dolt (Satan Is Eating the Sun! Edition)

Bryan Fischer, Dolt

Bryan, hi! Long time no chat with!

Hey, I’ve heard that you’re kind of worried about a completely natural and predictable (and long-predicted) astrological phenomenon indicating Something’s Satanic in the World Today. That’s kind of … um … an interesting and challenging point of view. So let’s go look at it.

(Look at the story. Not the eclipse. That could be dangerous.)

Does God have a message for us in the total eclipse of the sun?

If so, I think it would be, “Hey, look, astronomy works. Science works. You can predict when things like this are going to happen thousands of years in advance. There is order to the universe, isn’t that cool?” Which I think is a pretty awesome thing.

The Bible makes it clear that God created the sun and the moon to serve as “signs.” “And God said, ‘Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens…and let them be for signs and for seasons…’” (Genesis 1:14).

So what is a “sign?” It is something that points beyond itself. It is not reality itself, but simply points to it, like a sign out in front of a restaurant that lets you know you’ve reached your destination. A sign is a symbol, a pointer, a indication, a token of something beyond itself.

Peter echoes Genesis 1 in Acts 2, where he quotes Joel at length. “And I will show wonders in the heavens above, and signs on the earth below…the sun shall be turned to darkness…” (Acts 2:19-20a).

So what happens with the interplanetary bodies, particularly the sun and the moon, are intended to signify things beyond themselves, which invites us to consider what those things might be.

That’s really interesting, Bryan. Especially since we can predict what they are going to do, so we can therefore predict … the signifying of things?

I mean, there’s going to be a total solar eclipse in Australia in 2030. What does that signify? Or does the US alone get portents and prophesies?

Now in the thoughts I express here, I am not all pretending that I have received some form of revelation from God about the meaning he wants us to attach to a total eclipse of the sun.

But I’ll bet you’re going to try, Bryan.

This is simply an effort to ponder this sign in the heavens and speculate as to its possible spiritual implications.

Why does it have to have spiritual implications? I mean, the sun and the moon are frequently in the sky doing interesting stuff. Is there a spiritual implication around each phase of the moon, or each crater, or each sun spot or solar flare, or how the sun rises and lowers in the sky due to the Earth’s wobble?

Which phenomena are worth spiritual implication pondering, Bryan?

God knew that this precise event would come at this precise moment in our nation’s history, and it is entirely appropriate for us to ponder its significance.

Science knew that this precise event would come at this precise moment in our nation’s history, too. So …

It is intriguing that when God speaks of the role of the sun and the moon in Genesis, the sun is identified as the heavenly body designed to “rule the day,” while the moon is designed to “rule the night” (Genesis 1:19).

Yes, it is intriguing. Because when the sun is up, it’s “day” and when the sun is down it’s “night.” And even though the moon isn’t up all the time at night, it can be up during the day, but it is far less bright than the sun during the day.

Come to think of it, how is that intriguing?

The sun, if it is a symbol of anything, is certainly a symbol of God’s radiant truth, which is intended to reveal, to illuminate, and to enlighten every soul on planet earth. John uses this as a metaphor to describe the advent of Christ. “In him was life, and the life was the light of men” (John 1:4). Jesus is further described as “the true light, which enlightens everyone coming into the world” (John 1:9).

Well, “light” certainly seems to be an important metaphor here. It’s not clear that we’re talking about the sun as the same metaphor as the Son (unless we’re watching an old Star Trek episode)

The night, on the other hand, is a symbol of spiritual darkness, deception, and error. Jesus himself used this metaphor when he said, “This is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil” (John 3:19).

Again, Jesus is talking about light and darkness, not day and night.

And, um, as you note, it’s a metaphor. Light in the day is important because it provides heat and lets us grow food and helps us see when we’re walking.  Darkness means cold, it means danger, it means tripping hazards.

So, yeah, light and darkness are frequent metaphors (and not just in Scripture, Bryan). Day and night are sometimes used as analogous metaphors. But I suspect you’re going to try to make that even, um, clearer.

The path of this total eclipse of the sun is remarkable, in that it crosses over the entire continental United States, almost perfectly bisecting America from the Northwest to the Southeast. And in that path, the sun will be perfectly blotted out, by the ruler of the night, plunging all of America in its path into virtual total darkness.

The path is remarkable because total eclipses are so rare and so often happen where it does. But the path its not remarkable per se, as it is predictable by the motion of the Moon, Sun, and Earth.

Now, what would be remarkable, perhaps even miraculous, would be if the eclipse started precisely on the shore of the United States, and ended similarly on the other shore. Or maybe on the international territory line out at sea. But … it doesn’t. It just does what it does because that’s how it’s set up to do it.

And the sun will not be “perfectly blotted out” or lead to “virtual darkness.” It will get dark, certainly, but it’s not like folk will be going blind or something.

This is a metaphor, or a sign, of the work of the Prince of Darkness in obscuring the light of God’s truth. Satan, and those who unwittingly serve as his accomplices by resisting the public acknowledgement of God and seeking to repress the expression of Christian faith in our land, are bringing on us a dark night of the national soul.

And here I thought you were just going to “speculate as to its possible spiritual implications” (or even that it had any).

I mean, there was a total solar eclipse in March 2016 that was visible across the Indian Ocean, Southeast Asia, and into Australia. Was that a sign of the Prince of Darkness and his servants repressing Christianity in those areas?

We, as God’s people, must resist this eclipsing of God’s light by engaging in spiritual warfare against “the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places” of which Ephesians 6:12 speaks. We must fight, using the weapons of our warfare, which are “not of the flesh but have divine power to destroy strongholds” (2 Corinthians 10:4), to resist the encroaching darkness through prayer and proclamation.

We must fight the darkness that we may return this nation to an unapologetic acknowledgement and embrace of the God of the Founders and his transcendent standard for human behavior as enshrined in the Ten Commandments. It is through these two classic, foundational American ideals – reverence for God and for his standards for life – that we can reclaim this land from spiritual darkness.

If you wait for a few minutes, the darkness will go away, Bryan.

Also, we’ve gone from (a) speculation, to (b) assertion, to (c) call to spiritual arms.

I see what you did there, Bryan.

As the Creator of the universe, God has designed the movement of the heavenly bodies such that an eclipse of the sun lasts only for a short season, after which the sun emerges once again in all of its powerful, resplendent, and unquenchable glory. What God will do in the heavenly world we can see can and must be mirrored in the heavenly world we cannot see.

Frankly, I think God designed all of this to flush out the folk who are so insecure in their faith that they feel obliged to apply their personal metaphors to any natural phenomena that occur.

By his grace, may his glorious truth emerge once again from the darkness and fill this land with his pure, unfiltered,and radiant light.

Until the next eclipse. Or, you know, sunset each day. Or even cloudiness.

I mean, really, Bryan. The problem with applying spiritual divination to natural phenomena is that you then have to assert that there have been similar messages in analogous phenomena (all the other total eclipses), or else explain away why not. Also, you have to wrestle with other folk who have their own spiritual interpretations. E.g., “This eclipse is an assurance that the darkness which is passing over this nation through the election and presidency of such a man as Donald Trump will, in the natural course of things, pass, and we’ll be able to stop throwing shade on and mooning our governmental institutions.”

Why is my “speculation” any less valid than yours?

If you are sincere about your prophesying here, Bryan — that God intentionally set up this particular eclipse, in this particular configuration, at this particular moment in our history, for your particular message — I really do think you’re a dolt.

If you are insincere, and are instead simply prophesying falsely, putting into it what you want it to mean … well, I think the Bible has something to say about that, too.

Mike Huckabee is a dolt

Mike Huckabee is a dolt And not many years of avuncular Daily Show appearances can overcome that. https://twitter.com/PoliticalLine/status/654117563115393024

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Elk Selfies are Darwin at work

Criminy, people, have you seen what these critters do with their antlers? Do you think they are audio-animatronics, or tame pets that are trotted out by handlers into picture-taking distance?

The last thing you will catch me doing is getting up close to a wild animal with a head full of spikes, then turning my back to get a picture with it. But if you want to do so, please, go right ahead. The human genetic pool could use some sweeping.

(Psssst! I hear that bears love to take selfies with the tourists! The cubs are especially cute — their mommas love it when you hold them on your lap for a picture!)

((Yeesh. Please don't do this, people.))




Cops warn against elk selfies after antler incident
Elk selfies. Not a good idea.

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If your pooping causes wildfires, you are doing it wrong

Remarkably, the article indicates it's not the first time this has happened around there.

(h/t +Yonatan Zunger)

Originally shared by +Rugger Ducky:

In the Girl Scouts and later in the Army, I learned the correct way to poop in the woods.

You dig a small hole, squat over it, do your doody, then wipe with a minimal amount of toilet paper. Drop paper in hole. Cover hole with dirt. Leave.

At no point is fire ever involved.

The entire line of thinking here is weird. He set the poopy toilet paper on fire, rather than litter. Dude, you just shit on the side of the road without burying it. A little biodegradable toilet paper is not littering if you're pooping correctly.

Do we need to start having wilderness poop training?




BLM: Pooping cyclist started foothills fire
BOISE — Bureau of Land Management officials say a cyclist who couldn’t hold it is responsible for starting a fire that scorched more than 73 acres

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Bryan Fischer is a Dolt (Dreaded Scott Edition)

Bryan Fischer - Dolt
Bryan Fischer – Dolt

If there was one person, Bryan, whom I could count on to approach the issue of religious liberty in a diverse society in a calm, insightful, and level-headed fashion, I knew it … well, it probably wouldn’t be you. Your screed at OneNewsNow exemplifies the best of compassionate, contemplative, and Christ-like attitude that has prevailed in this debate thus far.

Christians are the new Dred Scott

Or not.

Frankly, Bryan, I don't see the resemblance.
Frankly, Bryan, I don’t see the resemblance.

So, tell us, Bryan, how are Christians — a majority population in this country, mind you — suddenly in the position of Dred Scott, victim of a pernicious Supreme Court ruling leading up to the Civil War, which stripped him and his family and, in fact, all African-Americans, from a claim to citizenship in the US, and declaring slavery as a constitutional right that could not be regulated by the federal government? Do tell!

Religious liberty is being squashed in America at a frightening pace. The Supreme Court decision tyrannically and unconstitutionally imposing sodomy-based marriage on the entire country against the will of its citizens has only accelerated the trend to warp speed.

Whoa, a lot to unpack there, Bryan.  Let’s see …

Well, we’ll assume the “squashing” of religious liberty will be spelled out further on.

The 14th Amendment ... you may have heard of it, Bryan.
The 14th Amendment … you may have heard of it, Bryan.

Whence the Supreme Court’s tyranny, though, or its unconstitutional actions?  It found that, under the clear language of the 14th Amendment to the Constitution (established, ironically, to protect former slaves like Dred Scott and his family), that all Americans are entitled to equal protection under the law: that neither the federal nor the state governments can treat people differently without a compelling reason for doing so.

Both the argument and the power of the SCOTUS to make such a ruling is Constitutional Law 101, Bryan. Railing against it as “tyrannical” or “unconstitutional” is about as coherent as, say, threatening to hold your breath until you turn blue.

Your labeling of same-sex marriage as “sodomy-based marriage” is a charming nuance, but a bit goofy. It’s like calling traditional heterosexual marriage “vaginal intercourse-based marriage”. If that’s the primary foundation of your particular marriage, Bryan, my condolences to Mrs. Fischer.

Not quite tyrannizing over the entire nation
Not quite tyrannizing over the entire nation

Your analysis of “imposing … on the entire country against the will of its citizens” is also interesting, Bryan, from both truthiness and a propriety perspectives. First, it’s clearly not an imposition on the entire country; there were already states that had chosen to support marriage equality, and others that accepted the rulings of federal and state courts in the matters without pitching a hissy-fit. There’s also been plenty of indication, from public opinion polls that, despite the rush of anti-gay marriage laws several years back, a majority of the nation (slim, but there) actually now favors marriage equality.

Are there particular states and regions that aren’t gung-ho on the prospect?  Sure. But that brings up an important consideration, Bryan: the Supreme Court (any court, for that matter) is not out to do what is popular and widely supported. Indeed, when it comes to civil rights, that’s when they are least needed. Instead, they are to rule based on the law. If the courts worked on popularity … well, then we wouldn’t really need them, as we already have legislatures.

The problem of the shrinkage of religious liberty was bad enough before the Supreme Court meddled in it, and now religious liberty is on pace to vanish any place outside the four walls of a church building or a home. And it may not even be safe there.

Yes, clearly you are being oppressed in your ability to speak out and worship as you choose, Bryan. QED.

Liberal pundit Sally Kohn, after attacking me, Todd Starnes, and Rod Dreher by name in a piece in the Daily Beast, expresses her fervent wishes for our complete marginalization: “Will anti-gay Christians be politically and socially ostracized? I sure hope so.”

Social ostracism is one thing. This means not being invited to parties and social clubs and being snubbed by neighbors.

But political ostracism is another thing entirely. Political ostracism means being excluded from the political sphere. It means being excluded from participatory democracy. As I wrote last week, it means in time that Christians will be forbidden to hold public office, or serve in any public capacity, including fire chief (ask Kelvin Cochran of Atlanta all about that) or even school teacher.

You know that whole "personal responsibility" thing that conservatives are so hep about ...?
You know that whole “personal responsibility” thing that conservatives are so hep about …?

Ostracism is generally a social thing. It’s people deciding, “Y’know, Joe-Bob over there is an outspoken racist. I’m not going to invite him to my party. I’m also not going to vote for him for city council.”  That’s not a law thing, Bryan, with Joe-Bob being shot by police when he tries to vote. Instead, that’s how democracy works.

Fifty years ago, an openly gay man would have been socially and politically ostracized. Heck, fifty years, an openly Catholic man faced political ostracization because of his religion. You’ve certainly suggested that gays, and Muslims, to name two populations, should be ostracized. Heck, you’ve gone further and suggested that Muslims should be required to renounce their religion or be denied civil rights (including freedom of religion, which you’ve asserted in the past doesn’t apply to Muslims anyway).  Before you start accusing others of having motes in their eyes, you might consider that beam in our own.

Um ... no, not it's not.
Um … no, not it’s not.

As for Mr Cochran, when you are a manager over personnel, you are required not to create a hostile environment for your employees. You can’t hang Penthouse centerfolds on the brak room wall. You can’t use racial epithets in the locker room. You can’t make jokes about Jews at the water cooler. And, surprise-surprise, you can’t hand out your self-written book talking about how homosexuals are naughty and evil and abominations before the Lord to your employees, and proclaim the goal of your department to establish God’s Kingdom on Earth.

Subscribing to pro-homosexual orthodoxy will become the new criterion for participating in society at large.

Just like subscribing to pro-Japanese-are-humans-too orthodoxy is (in most civilized places in the America) a criterion for participation in society at large. Egads.

Readers are by now familiar with Aaron and Melissa Klein, who were fined $135,000 by a bureaucrat (no trial by jury, no judge, no right to confront accusers in open court, etc.) for politely declining to violate their own Christian conscience in the conduct of their business.

Ah, the “Sweet Cakes by Melissa” case. I might suggest this as a bit less jaundiced rendition of the case and a discussion of the “politely declining.”

Sweet Cakes
Sweet Cakes

No, the fines were not in a court of law. They were, like quite a bit of law, based on administrative law and regulations. A company that get fined for refusing to hire women? Yeah, that’s administrative. A company that gets fined for dumping toxic liquids down the drain? That’s administrative, too.

As to the size of the fine — well, that same agency recently gave an even larger award to a Christian woman whose boss was harassing her into going to a Scientology conference. I didn’t hear you criticizing that “bureaucrat” for not holding a trial by jury, judge, or open court, Bryan.

To add constitutional insult to constitutional injury, this bureaucrat slapped a gag order on the Kleins so they are not allowed even to talk to anybody about this travesty. Their right to the free exercise of religion, gone. Their right to free speech, gone. Their right to free association, gone.

In other words, this bureaucrat just issued a binding decree that the First Amendment applies to everybody in America except Christians. Christians, according to this man, have no First Amendment rights of any kind.

For what it's worth, Bryan, Oregon would have fined and "gagged" these people, too.
For what it’s worth, Bryan, Oregon would have fined and “gagged” these people, too.

Yes, that would indeed be an outrage, Bryan — if true. In fact, the judge ordered “Sweet Cakes” to not advertise that they would not serve gays; that’s part of Oregon law, and it’s the same thing that keeps a racist from putting a “Whites Only” sign on the restaurant window.  There is nothing stopping the Kleins from talking to whomever they want about the legal case, their Christian beliefs, etc.

A baker in Colorado, Jack Phillips, is going to court today for similarly declining to use his expressive gifts to bake a cake which included a message of support for same-sex marriage. For his effrontery, having the nerve to actually believe the First Amendment applied to him, he too has been fined, ordered to bake cakes that violate his conscience, sent to re-education camp, and ordered to provide quarterly “compliance reports” to show that he is sufficiently servile to the lords of political correctness.

Yes. He violated the law, the same as if he decided God told him not to bake cakes for Women, or Baptists, or the elderly, or Chinese. Claiming it’s a religious belief doesn’t trump every other consideration, any more than if he decided that Jesus wanted him to kill all the Muslims.

So, yes, he’s been told if he’s baking cakes for straight couples, he has to bake cakes for gay couples. He needs to train his employees about public accommodation law. And he has to demonstrate that he’s complying with the law he has to provide reports on the people he turned away and on what basis.

I have said from the very beginning of the debate about special rights based on sexual deviancy that it is a zero sum game. Every advance of the homosexual agenda has to come at the expense of religious liberty. Every time the homosexual cause advances, religious liberty is forced into retreat.

Remarkably enough, Bryan, life and liberty aren't quite as clear-cut as this.
Remarkably enough, Bryan, life and liberty aren’t quite as clear-cut as this.

Y’know, Bryan, there is, remarkably enough, a nugget of truth there. To the extent that someone has religious beliefs in opposition to gays, rights and protections recognized for gays restricts how those religious beliefs can be expressed.

But that’s true for anyone. The First Amendment pushed forward the “Baptist agenda,” meaning you couldn’t run Baptists out of town on a rail  or throw them in jail for not paying a preaching fee. It infringed on the “religious liberty” of the previously established churches and their members. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 imposed on the religious liberties of people opposed to the “black agenda” and the “Jew agenda” by preventing discrimination in employment and public accommodation.

The more we see ourselves as a society, the more we value freedom and liberty for all, the “liberty” of the majority to keep people out of society is diminished. That seems to me, by and large, to be a good thing. In the end, it’s not a zero sum game because we all, win, both from the benefits of diversity and because, in one way or another, we are all minorities.

Religious liberty will only at last find refuge inside the four walls of church buildings, if it is even allowed there. Tax-exempt status may soon be stripped from every church that will not toe the line, churches may be forced to host gay weddings, and pastors may be forced to conduct them.

Pastors that teach a biblical view of homosexuality from the pulpit may soon be brought up on hate speech and hate crimes charges. While you may think this is an exaggerated fear, it most certainly is not. It’s already happened in Sweden and has happened to street preachers in the UK. It’s only a matter of time before it happens here.

Because if there are re-education camps to be opened, Bryan, you know who they'll be opened by.
Because if there are re-education camps to be opened, Bryan, you know who they’ll be opened by.

Yes, Bryan, we know, and next come the re-education camps and the mandatory gay marriages. Let me know when it does happen here (as opposed to, say, after the Loving decision, which similarly and controversially said that states could not prevent interracial marriage, even though many citizens opposed such a decision, and many people spoke out about how it violated their religious beliefs to mix the races). Pastors have never been forced to perform a sanctified wedding (or any other sacrament) by law. Nor have they been silenced for refusal to do so. (Yes, yes, I read the Sweden case above, and disagree with it — but until Sweden takes us over, I’m not worried.)

Jazz Shaw, a sodomy-based marriage supporter who writes for the supposedly conservative website Hot Air, is stunned at the rapidity with which religious liberty is vanishing in the wake of the Supreme Court decision. He did not see it coming, and now it’s too late.

“I don’t regret my long held position that the government shouldn’t be involved in marriage, but I admit yet again that I didn’t foresee how wide the litigants would push the door in the other direction if they prevailed in proving that it was…

“When two ‘rights’ conflict in the eyes of the court, one of those sets of rights will have to give way. And the courts have shown repeatedly that they are generally willing to be a reflection of political winds of change rather than adherence to founding principles. The way the breeze is blowing today, if it comes down to a choice between that crusty old freedom of religion and the newly discovered right to marriage, the new broom sweeps clean. It’s a very ugly thing to watch unfolding before our eyes.”

Well, Mr. Shaw, we did see it coming. This is what we warned you about from the beginning of this controversy.

If by this you mean that the freedom to be a bigot in employment, service, or any other endeavor, whether regarding gays or women or other faiths or races, using religion as the excuse, is likely to give way, then, yeah, I think that’s probably accurate. And the only ugliness I see, Bryan, is from the folk who think Jesus gives them the authority to snub others.

The abominable new reality is that Christians have been stripped of every meaningful constitutional right under the First Amendment.

An enslaved minority man stripped of his citizenship and freedom is precisely the same as members of the majority religion being restrained from discrimination in public accommodation.
Yes, Bryan, an enslaved minority man stripped of his citizenship and freedom is precisely the same as members of the majority religion being restrained from discrimination in public accommodation.

Let me know when you are arrested for your column, Bryan. I’ll pitch in for your defense fund.

Bottom line: the Christian man has no rights which the liberal man is bound to respect. We are the new Dred Scott.

I have to say, Bryan, the “we are Dred Scott” theme is a bit fresher than the “the other side are Nazis” shtick you’ve used for years, but no less offensive.

And, though I know you’d hate to agree to it, “liberal” is not the antonym for “Christian.” You no more speak for every Christian than I do.

Again, be sure and let me know when that knock on the door in the middle of the night comes, Bryan. You’ll be in my prayers.

DO NOT TAUNT THE MONKEY

One has the sense that Dude taunts a lot of people who he thinks won't face kick him. He miscalculated this time.

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The Gentleman Doth Protest Too Much

It happens so often that not only is it approaching cliché status, but makes me really wonder about some of those other, most stridently anti-gay voices. And is it that the only way to advance in the GOP is to denounce people like (secretly) yourself, or is it just self-loathing, or what?




Anti-Gay GOP Lawmaker Outed After Sending Explicit Photo To Another Man
A Republican state legislator in North Dakota who used a smartphone app to send unsolicited explicit photos to another man has revealed that he is bisexual after the recipient leaked the photos to the

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On American Exceptionalism and eccentric dolts

I suspect that the ever more strident cries of the United States being unique and superior to all other nations ever come because of a growing realization that we are not.

There are a lot of things I love about my country, and many of our ideals are second to none. That said, a number of our vices and realities are stains upon what we claim to be, and belie the idea that we are somehow a paragon of nations, and that we can safely ignore what other countries do — because, of course, they are other countries.

And that, perhaps, is the greatest danger in our exceptionalism — not that we are too fond of the answers to the human condition we have come up with (or stumbled into), but that we are far too quick to ignore, dismiss, or ridicule the answers that others have. From little things like the metric system to greater things like how our citizens obtain health care, not only do we not pay attention to solutions that other countries — even the vast majority of other countries — have developed, but the fact that it is not home-grown is seen as at least two strikes, if not three, to accepting it. "Well, that's how they do it in Europe [eyes rolling]."

It's not just a silly and prideful attitude to take, but a self-destructive one. Someone who never took advice from anyone else — indeed, was a contrarian to any advice given — would be considered an eccentric dolt at best, a dangerous sociopath at worst. Yet that's how a lot of Americans feel about the rest of the world, justifying our preeminent position for the last seventy-odd years as God-given and well-deserved, ignoring the lessons of hubris, of empires past, and of ideological (not just geopolitical) isolationism.




Requiem for American Exceptionalism
If the United States no longer seems so different from other developed nations, and if perhaps it never did, then it has lessons to learn from them.

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On Climate Change, Ted Cruz, and Piling Up

And by piling up I mean that Ted Cruz is usually at enough of a reality disadvantage talking about stuff, but when he starts going off about climate change, he ventures way into cloud-cuckoo land.

And yet, there he is, in a leadership position in the Senate, pressuring NASA to stop looking so much at, y'know, Earth and what's going on there. And he thinks he could be our next president, too, which would be a barrel of laughs and/or tears.




Ted Cruz Goes Full Orwell
In case you haven’t heard, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not a fan of reality. The reality of science, that is. He has a history of saying global warming–denying talking points and used some of his political power just this past week to pressure NASA into downplaying its role in…

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Thanks, Cory Gardner, for being my Senatorial Dolt

Yeah, there's Cory Gardner's name on the list, bold as brass.

I tried to send the following message off of his website. Oddly enough, it threw an error.

I am deeply disturbed that your were one of the co-signers of the open letter to the Iranian government essentially telling them to ignore any overtures by the President to negotiate a peaceful resolution to concerns over Iran's nuclear program. I remember when the rule was that political debate extended to the waterline, and there is certainly any number of ways that the US Senate can, if it desires, include itself in any sort of agreement between the US and Iran. By publicly acting in this fashion, however, you make US foreign policy out to be a simple extension of our internal political squabbles, and do far more damage to US reputation than any action the President is likely to pursue.

I find this action to be against the interests of the United States, and emblematic of the Republican effort to delegitimize a president that has won two elections. For shame.

Remind me again, Cory, how your candidacy was all about "jobs".

(A few notes. First, I'm not ready to use the word "traitor" in this context, but it's certainly, in my opinion, reprehensible behavior. Second, sabotaging foreign policy for political gain is hardly unprecedented by the GOP; consider Reagan's outreach to, yeah, Iran, about the hostage crisis to help seal the deal in the 1980 campaign against Carter.)

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On being charitable toward hawkish dolts

I will give Senator Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) the benefit of the doubt in thinking that his concern over the Evil That Is Iran That Warrants Bypassing the President is sincere, and not a reflection of the support given him by the National Defense Industrial Association, which would certainly appreciate some munitions expenditures against, yes, Iran.




Tom Cotton Bows Down to Weapons Lobbyists Day After Letter Sabotaging Iran Deal
Iran’s foreign minister schooled Republicans on the US Constitution, and the GOP bows down to weapons lobbyists.

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