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Cool new GMail feature!

This just got released today — GMail Custom Time. Now you can send pre-dated e-mail to other folks through GMail. The mail will appear in their mailbox with the earlier…

This just got released today — GMail Custom Time. Now you can send pre-dated e-mail to other folks through GMail. The mail will appear in their mailbox with the earlier date/timestamp, optionally flagged already read. Result? When Grandma bugs you about having missed her birthday, you can say, “I sent you an e-mail about it — didn’t you see? Go back and look!”

As with all GMail features, it’s a Beta, and you can use it up to ten times per year. It’s not clear how long this feature will be offered (perhaps only for today), so check it out!

And don’t forget the bit about “Fiber One”

While playing Galactic this afternoon, some conversation about alien probes reminded Randy of an old comedy bit which I immediately remembered, too — the “Rigid Sigmoidoscope” routine done by the late…

While playing Galactic this afternoon, some conversation about alien probes reminded Randy of an old comedy bit which I immediately remembered, too — the “Rigid Sigmoidoscope” routine done by the late comedian Dennis Wolfberg (who died in ’94 at the age of 44 of melanoma). 

Well, through the blessings of YouTube, I give you a three-part Dennis Wolfberg set (1, 2, 3), recorded in 1990 (the year he won the American Comedy Award for best male stand-up); the Sigmoidoscope piece is in the third installment, Randy.

Triffic stuff. Would have loved to have seen him live.

Zoom, zoom, zoom!

Creepy Google Maps … (via Google Blogoscoped)…

Creepy Google Maps

(via Google Blogoscoped)

A fine practical joke

A fellow who’s vacationing in Poland during the holidays is auctioning the opportunity to drive someone crazy: During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one…

A fellow who’s vacationing in Poland during the holidays is auctioning the opportunity to drive someone crazy:

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish. “How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?”

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can’t possibly be you because you’ll have the perfect alibi: you’re not in Poland. You’re home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international mischief.

Further muddying the tracks, two of the postcards will be from 1995-96 (though obviously not postmarked then), just like (if you want to play it up) they’d been lost in some Polish post office since then.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn’t talked to in years.  “I know this will sound weird,” they’ll say, “but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe… twelve years ago… right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?”

Excellent.  Reminds me of a similar prank pulled on me a few years back.

Bidding is currently over $200.

(via BoingBoing)

Stop me if you heard these

I don’t know if it really is the world’s worst joke (with a couple of appropriately awful lead-ins), but it is pretty bad. (via De)…

I don’t know if it really is the world’s worst joke (with a couple of appropriately awful lead-ins), but it is pretty bad.

(via De)

Potpourri for the Feast of St Olga

Yikes … need to clear off some tabs … Who is St Olga? The Roman Catholic Church is the “one, holy, apostolic church of Christ” –according to the Roman Catholc…

Yikes … need to clear off some tabs …

  1. Who is St Olga?
  2. The Roman Catholic Church is the “one, holy, apostolic church of Christ” –according to the Roman Catholc Church’s official doctrine office.  Though it allows that other folks (e.g., Episcopalians) who “suffer from defects” may share “elements” of “sanctification and of truth,” and most likely their congregants are saved.  Whew! 
  3. The real story of the “Heroes of Telemark.”
  4. On the other hand — the folks at the airport security may be able to find your water bottle, but are a lot less likely to find your bomb.
  5. Meanwhile, looks like only one asteroid was responsible for the K-T Extinction Event, not two.  Did that increase or decrease the odds of another one hitting us?
  6. What if the human population vanished overnight? And there’s a similar book, too. Days after our disappearance, pumps keeping Manhattan’s subways dry would fail, tunnels would flood, soil under streets would sluice away and the foundations of towering skyscrapers built to last for centuries would start to crumble. At the other end of the chronological spectrum, anything made of bronze might survive in recognizable form for millions of years—along with one billion pounds of degraded but almost indestructible plastics manufactured since the mid-20th century. Meanwhile, land freed from mankind’s environmentally poisonous footprint would quickly reconstitute itself, as in Chernobyl, where animal life has returned after 1986’s deadly radiation leak, and in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea, a refuge since 1953 for the almost-extinct goral mountain goat and Amur leopard. (via kottke) Which reminds me of this classic.
  7. How do you get off a plane stuck on the tarmac for four hours with no a/c?  Simple — get the police to haul you away“I figured if I started recording and asking the pilots what was going on and why they couldn’t make a decision to get people off the plane that the police would come and take us off — and that is exactly what happened,”  (via J-Walk)
  8. The Lamest Edit Wars on Wikipedia.  Yes, Wikipedia has an entry on it.  And, yes, they are pretty lame.
  9. What do all those wine ratings mean?
  10. An interesting article on George Bush as a person, and how he handles the job, the defections, the disapproval ratings.  (It sounds like, at this point, with a healthy dose of “history will approve of me, eventually.”)
  11. Yes, with age you do become a grumpy, humorless old person.  So get off my lawn, you darned kids! (via Avocet)
  12. Graphic design and terrorist organizationsSo terrorist organizations have logos. It recently occurred to me that someone had to actually design those logos. But how did they decide who gets to do it? Did the job go to whichever terrorist had a copy of Adobe Illustrator?
  13. The F-14 may be out of service for the US, but they’re being shredded to keep still-valuable bits and pieces out of the arms market.
  14. I suppose it’s good news graphic design if it’s informative and you want to keep looking at it.  Regardless, tips for spotting folks carrying handguns is fascinating.  Lots of other nice graphics by the same illustrator further down in the article.
  15. The EFF reports on the first umpteen thousand pages of Freedom of Information Act releases on National Security Letter usage by the FBI.  Not surprisingly, lots of goofs, misuse, and CCs to Alberto Gonzalez that he “failed to recall” during testimony about it. 
  16. The Ultimate D&D Flowchart looks very amusing — a pity the link has gone dead (the BoingBoing Effect?).
  17. Photo gallery of the “new” Seven Wonders of the World.
  18. The Zorse.

Abuse

I was reading this aloud to Margie this evening … and Katherine shouted from the next room, “Hey, you guys, I’m right over here listening!” The poll, whose findings are…

I was reading this aloud to Margie this evening … and Katherine shouted from the next room, “Hey, you guys, I’m right over here listening!”

The poll, whose findings are part of a 700-page report released Tuesday by a coalition of child abuse monitoring and prevention organizations, indicts nearly 95 percent of American parents. It documents abuses ranging from less severe offenses, such as children being denied snacks just before dinner, to more egregious, long-term cases of neglect, such as never ever getting what they want, ever.

“My parents always tell me that I have to finish all my math homework or I won’t be allowed to watch TV,” said study participant and abuse victim “Derek,” 10, who told researchers that some of his earliest memories were of this kind of mistreatment. “They’re so mean. I hate them.”

“I hate them, I hate them, I hate them,” he added.

We had a discussion about sarcasm afterwards.

The Donny and Al Show: “White and Nerdy”

A first take of the “Weird Al” music video, with Donny Osmond joining him in front of the green screen.  Hi-larious … and the song is pretty funny, too. (via…

A first take of the “Weird Al” music video, with Donny Osmond joining him in front of the green screen.  Hi-larious … and the song is pretty funny, too.

(via Kate)

UPDATE: I actually had a link to the lyrics, but the odd bug in ecto that duplicates sequentially applied links meant that rather than something that said “and the song is pretty funny, too” (with a link to the lyrics), it turned out as “and the Kate is pretty funny, too” (with a duplicated link to her blog page). Not that she isn’t funny (in a good way), but that’s not what I meant. Really. 🙂

Galactus is Coming!

A collaboration between Stan Lee and Jack Chick. (Well, not really, but …) (via DOF)…

A collaboration between Stan Lee and Jack Chick. (Well, not really, but …)

(via DOF)

Microsoft-sanctioned cruelty to PC owners and techies

Yes, you, too, can now have the Blue Screen of Death Screensaver … straight from MS Technet. One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The…

Yes, you, too, can now have the Blue Screen of Death Screensaver … straight from MS Technet.

One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) will pop up on an NT system whenever something has gone terribly wrong. Bluescreen is a screen saver that not only authentically mimics a BSOD, but will simulate startup screens seen during a system boot.

  • On NT 4.0 installations it simulates chkdsk of disk drives with errors!
  • On Win2K and Windows 9x it presents the Win2K startup splash screen, complete with rotating progress band and progress control updates!
  • On Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 it present the XP/Server 2003 startup splash screen with progress bar!

Bluescreen cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Virtually all the information shown on Bluescreen’s BSOD and system start screen is obtained from your system configuration – its accuracy will fool even advanced NT developers. For example, the NT build number, processor revision, loaded drivers and addresses, disk drive characteristics, and memory size are all taken from the system Bluescreen is running on.

Use Bluescreen to amaze your friends and scare your enemies!Bluescreen runs on Windows NT 4.0, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Server 2003 and Windows 9x (it requires DirectX).

Funny.

(via GeekPress)

“It is with regret, Doctor Jones …”

Indiana Jones and the Denial of Tenure: In his nine years with the department, Dr. Jones has failed to complete even one uninterrupted semester of instruction. In fact, he hasn’t…

Indiana Jones and the Denial of Tenure:

In his nine years with the department, Dr. Jones has failed to complete even one uninterrupted semester of instruction. In fact, he hasn’t been in attendance for more than four consecutive weeks since he was hired. Departmental records indicate Dr. Jones has taken more sabbaticals, sick time, personal days, conference allotments, and temporary leaves than all the other members of the department combined.

The lone student representative on the committee wished to convey that, besides being an exceptional instructor, a compassionate mentor, and an unparalleled gentleman, Dr. Jones was extraordinarily receptive to the female student body during and after the transition to a coeducational system at the college. However, his timeliness in grading and returning assignments was a concern.

Technology Marches On!

Stories That Would Have Turned Out Differently If the Protagonists Had Had Cell Phones….

Stories That Would Have Turned Out Differently If the Protagonists Had Had Cell Phones.

“Long-time listener, first-time caller”

Calls for Cthulhu….

Calls for Cthulhu.

Everything you ever wanted to know about male restroom etiquette …

… but didn’t have a Sims (modded) video to ask….

… but didn’t have a Sims (modded) video to ask.

This one’s for Randy

You can recall this the next time someone makes a “going postal” joke to you: Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers…

You can recall this the next time someone makes a “going postal” joke to you: Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers

“The Pig is Dead”

Humor is, one might say, a funny thing. How one laughs about life, and what parts of life one laughs about, tells a lot about you. I find particularly interesting…

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Humor is, one might say, a funny thing. How one laughs about life, and what parts of life one laughs about, tells a lot about you.

I find particularly interesting humor of people under stress or under strange conditions. Certainly my own sense of humor gets a bit warped when things get weird. How much moreso for people living in places like the Soviet Union — or, in this case, Nazi Germany.

Rudolph Herzog has released a new book about jokes and humor in the Third Reich, titled, Heil Hitler! The Pig is Dead! I listened to an article about it on the radio on Friday, and it sounds fascinating. Herzog’s thesis is that most German humor about the regime was less of a direct criticism, than bitching about the usual kind of stuff — funny mannerisms, corruption, things like that — at best, it was an uncomfortable admission about recognizing the excesses of the government without really being able or willing to do much about it. As the war progressed and things got harder, the humor became more dark (and the regime tended to become more likely to use jokes as an excuse for doing away with “dissidents”).

The title of the book, by the way, comes from the punch line of one of the jokes in the volume:

Hitler and his chauffeur take a drive in the countryside. All of a sudden, boom! They drive over a chicken. Hitler tells the chauffeur, “We have to tell the farmer. Let me do it. I’m the Fuehrer, he’ll understand.” After two minutes, Hitler runs back holding his backside – the farmer had given him a thrashing.

The two drive on. Again, boom! They run into a pig. Hitler barks, “You go to the farmer this time!” The chauffeur follows his orders but comes back a half an hour later, falling-down drunk with a basket filled with sausages and presents.

Hitler is stunned. “What did you tell the farmer?” And the chauffeur says, “I just said, ’Heil Hitler, the pig is dead!’ and they gave me these gifts!”

Unfortunately, it looks like this book is (currently) only available in German (the only reference I could really find to it was on the Das Spiegel page, and neither Amazon nor B&N have any record of it). I hope it makes it over here, eventually.

Acronyms 2.0

New Internet acronyms. I think ICSRG (“I Can Still Reach Google,” i.e., my Internet access is working) and BWPWAP (“Back When Pluto Was A Planet”) have real possibilities….

New Internet acronyms. I think ICSRG (“I Can Still Reach Google,” i.e., my Internet access is working) and BWPWAP (“Back When Pluto Was A Planet”) have real possibilities.

“Armageddon, Armageddon …”

Not quite sure how all these sorts of End of the World Scenarios work? Here’s the flow chart. (via Solonor)…

Not quite sure how all these sorts of End of the World Scenarios work? Here’s the flow chart.

(via Solonor)

The Internet is for …

… posting Google Videos of World of Warcraft characters singing about what the Internet is really for … (NSFW)…

… posting Google Videos of World of Warcraft characters singing about what the Internet is really for … (NSFW)

The Final Inspirational Frontier

Star Trek “Inspirational” Posters. Pretty funny. If I were in the Inspirational Poster biz, I’d be really worried, because the proliferation of this meme as “something to poke fun…

Star Trek “Inspirational” Posters. Pretty funny.

If I were in the Inspirational Poster biz, I’d be really worried, because the proliferation of this meme as “something to poke fun at” is getting pretty wide-spread.

(Of course, I should be worried that not only did I instantly recognize the episode from above, but music and dialog started playing in my head. And I’m pretty certain the fellow’s name wasn’t “Ensign Ricky,” but that makes the joke better.)

(via Amanda)