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Polar coordinates

The new CG movie The Polar Express is getting some early “creepy” reviews. From having seen the trailers, I think it’s as much a matter of a somewhat stiff drawing…

The new CG movie The Polar Express is getting some early “creepy” reviews. From having seen the trailers, I think it’s as much a matter of a somewhat stiff drawing style turning into a stiff animation style (that, and trying to pad out a very thin book into a full-length film). But other folk are blaming the “Uncanny Valley” (discussed here before):

Though originally intended to provide an insight into human psychological reaction to robotic design, the concept expressed by this phrase is equally applicable to interactions with nearly any nonhuman entity. Stated simply, the idea is that if one were to plot emotional response against similarity to human appearance and movement, the curve is not a sure, steady upward trend. Instead, there is a peak shortly before one reaches a completely human ?look? . . . but then a deep chasm plunges below neutrality into a strongly negative response before rebounding to a second peak where resemblance to humanity is complete.

In other words, folks like the Incredibles are cartoony enough to be adorable, but the not-altogether-realistic denizens of the Polar Express are just a bit … off, and, therefore, creepy.

The Incredibles is … er, are!

In a world where super-heroes once saved the day, but are now outlawed and “relocated,” what happens to a super who just wants to help people, and his equally-powerful wife…

In a world where super-heroes once saved the day, but are now outlawed and “relocated,” what happens to a super who just wants to help people, and his equally-powerful wife who just wants to raise their family without any trouble?

It’s funny. It’s poignant. It’s not terribly deep, but it’s not just a laff riot. And it is freakin’ beautiful.

The Incredibles.

(No spoilers below.)

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Best. Cartoon. Ever.

I have to admit to a frisson of glee that Katherine is enjoying my Jonny Quest DVD set as much as I am. Sure, it’s all B-movie plots, and wildly…

I have to admit to a frisson of glee that Katherine is enjoying my Jonny Quest DVD set as much as I am.

Sure, it’s all B-movie plots, and wildly incorrect, politically, but the art is fine, the music rocks, and Dr. Quest had the best toys ever. And characters like Race Bannon and Doctor Zin — well, ’nuff said.

I was about as old as Katherine is now when JQ first came out, and it’s still the archtypal adventure cartoon for me.

She decided last night that she wanted to watch another episode instead of Kim Possible. And she and Mommy had a JQ marathon this morning.

Exxxxcellent ….

Your Kim Possible trivia for today

Dr. Drakken is voiced by John DiMaggio, better known as Bender on Futurama. Ron Stoppable is voiced by Will Friedle, better known to many as the voice of Terry McGinnis…

Doctor_Drakken.gifDr. Drakken is voiced by John DiMaggio, better known as Bender on Futurama.

Ron Stoppable is voiced by Will Friedle, better known to many as the voice of Terry McGinnis in Batman Beyond.

Shego is voiced by Nicole Sullivan, of MadTV and Buzz Lightyear Mira Nova fame.

And now you know.

Movies

It’s the meme that’s sweeping the natiion the blogosphere bored bloggers! Take the following list of movies and boldface the ones you’ve seen. Then count ’em up and post the…

It’s the meme that’s sweeping the natiion the blogosphere bored bloggers! Take the following list of movies and boldface the ones you’ve seen. Then count ’em up and post the list! That’ll prove, um, how many of them you’ve, uh, seen! That’s it! That’s the ticket!

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Faded photographs …

Ghost of a Flea brings up memories not only of Battlestar Galactica, but two staples of my childhood, Rocket Robin Hood and, in the comments, The Mighty Hercules. Good Lord….

Ghost of a Flea brings up memories not only of Battlestar Galactica, but two staples of my childhood, Rocket Robin Hood and, in the comments, The Mighty Hercules. Good Lord.

Softness in his eyes,
Iron in his thighs,
Virtue in his heart,
Fire in every part
Of the Mighty Hercules!

And people wonder why I think The Teen Titans is a pretty decent cartoon …

(Clips courtesy of the Classic Cartoons page.)

Princess Brides

At the Princess Breakfast this morning, there were Snow White, Mary Poppins (who is not usually considered a princess, but who knows?), Belle, Jasmine, and Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty). The…

At the Princess Breakfast this morning, there were Snow White, Mary Poppins (who is not usually considered a princess, but who knows?), Belle, Jasmine, and Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty).

The amusing thing is, of course, that just as the kids have their favorites (assuming they do — Kitten is still just coming to recognize some of the figures), so do the adults.

So, just to play a probably improper game … which princess would be my favorite?

… well, I’ve never actually watched Sleeping Beauty, so Aurora is probably out of the competition. Besides, I need someone who is willing to wake up early with Kitten, at least every other Saturday.

Snow White never struck me as anything special. I mean, sure, great domestic skills and all, but a bit too Betty Boop brainless, if y’know what I mean. Lovable, but not a lot of lights on in the attic.

Mary Poppins is right out. She would intimidate the hell out of me.

Jasmine? Well, she’s definitely the looker of the bunch, especially in that outfit. She’s spirited, if sometimes spoiled. But, really, not much to relate to there.

Yeah. If I were gonna set my sights on one of the princesses, it would have to be Belle. She smart, pretty, independent, and likes to walk along with a book in her hand. What’s not to like? Well, aside from being torn to bits by her husband, of course, but, well, this is a thought exercise only, and I’d be in a lot bigger danger from Margie than from the Beast.

And, come to think of it, Margie is smart, pretty, independent, and smart enough to sit down when she reads, so it looks like I chose pretty well.

This-or-That: The Movie!

It’s the Tuesday This-or-That:…

It’s the Tuesday This-or-That:

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Space Ghost

I have many fond memories of Hanna-Barbera action cartoons, a phase the company went through between the early successes of limited animation (Quickdraw McGraw, Huckleberry Hound, the Flintstones) and the…

Space Ghost!

I have many fond memories of Hanna-Barbera action cartoons, a phase the company went through between the early successes of limited animation (Quickdraw McGraw, Huckleberry Hound, the Flintstones) and the later, sadder days when anything that smacked of violence or adventure was considered far too evil for impressionable youths.

It was the days of Jonny Quest. Of The Herculoids. And, in 1966, of Space Ghost.

I loved Space Ghost. He was great. His voice, done by the inimitable Gary Owens, was heroic. His costume design, by Alex Toth, was classic and still looks great today — mostly white, with the black cowl and nebulous yellow cape. No boots — that made it look cool, different, sleek and etherial.

The music — an eerie wail, and then the HB jazzy brass mixed with spooky electronic sounds. Great stuff.

And the power bands. I loved SG’s power bands. No one, single, easily-defeatable power for him. Dozens of rays, dozens of special effects, deus ex machina and the perfect gimmick. I used to run around pushing imaginary buttons on my wrist to make energy beams of all sorts shoot out. SG could do anything.

The Phantom Cruiser (from a comic book)

And his ship, the Phantom Cruiser. Way, way, way cool, sleek and sinister.

The shows were 8 minute episodes, barely long enough for the Sinister Villain to capture SG and/or his sidekicks, Jan and Jace and Blip, and then for a thrilling rescue/escape that spelled doom for the villain’s plans (and, often, the villain).

We’re not talking Homer (the poet) here. Or maybe we are — there was something archetypically simple and straightforward and powerful about those stories. At least for a five-year-old. Today they seem really hokey … but it’d difficult to disentangle my current adult sophistication from the little kid who was awed and amazed.

It all went downhill from there. First HB was forced out of the “serious” super-hero biz by the same folks who snipped and clipped Roadrunner cartoons for excess violence. SG came back in the early 80s, but it was only a pale specter of himself — the Phantom Cruiser, for example, had taken on the same blocky, chunky lines of the cars of that period (K-Car, anyone?).

And then, of course, the 90s and 00s have brought “Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast,” a late-night comedic “talk show.” Imagine doing the same with a Franklin Roosevelt look-alike, or a John Kennedy double, or an animated Abraham Lincoln. That’s how much it grates on my nerves every time I see it.

Because, you see, Space Ghost was my hero. He fought hard, he protected the innocent, he defeated the evil. He didn’t give up. He didn’t shrink back from danger. He took his duties seriously. He used brains, brawn, and super-science to take down those who would hurt or enslave others. Even though the producers of SGC2C have loads of yucks poking fun at that simplistic earnestness, it really meant something to me in those days.

Space Ghost was my hero. In some ways, he still is.

PC or not PC, that is the question

One of the most popular attractions at either Magic Kingdom in the States is Splash Mountain. (My company actually did engineering work on the one in Anaheim. Could I tell…

One of the most popular attractions at either Magic Kingdom in the States is Splash Mountain. (My company actually did engineering work on the one in Anaheim. Could I tell you some wild stories. But I digress.)

Anyway, while Splash Mountain is popular because it’s a fun flume ride, the window dressing on the ride is the tale of Br’er Rabbit (though somewhere in the translation to the Disneyverse the apostrophe was dropped).

The Disney connection there is with the Disney film you will never see on VHS, let alone on DVD. Song of the South was an early (1946) Disney foray into mixing live action and animation, based on the book by Joel Chandler Harris with the tales of Uncle Remus. It also has, so I am led to believe, some portrayals of blacks and race relations that are quite un-PC. Not in a mean way or a violent way — this is Disney, after all — but condescending, paternalistic, insulting to modern sensibilities.

I don’t know for sure, because I’ve never seen it. And likely never will in this country. Though evidently the tape is available in the UK and Germany.

So standing I line for the ride Sunday, I see one kid asking his mom what “brer” means. She doesn’t know. I also hear a couple discussing how it’s all based on, uh, the Oz books.

Disney has a valuable property here, and they can’t do anything with it. Heck, they couldn’t even re-edit and PCize the movie, because half the vocal populace would yell at them for knuckling under, the other half for not going far enough.

It is a puzzlement. It is a shame. And it is a fun (bowdlerized) ride, too.