{"id":541,"date":"2006-04-26T17:43:18","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T23:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp\/2006\/04\/how-to-tell-if-you-are-a-superhero\/"},"modified":"2006-04-26T17:43:18","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T23:43:18","slug":"how-to-tell-if-you-are-a-superhero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/2006\/04\/how-to-tell-if-you-are-a-superhero.html","title":{"rendered":"How to tell if you are a superhero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drinkatwork.com\/art032706.html\" target=\"_blank\">very amusing list<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For someone with several billion dollars who can sleep with anyone they desire you\u2019re kind of a doleful son of a bitch.<br \/>\nWhen you say you\u2019re driven by a \u201cpersonal vendetta\u201d you don\u2019t conclude with \u201cagainst Kinkos.\u201d<br \/>\nYou have to remember to say \u201cOw\u201d when shot.<br \/>\nYour MySpace page has 43,287 friends, all in peril.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>RTWT.<br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/solonor.com\/archives\/005039.html\" target=\"_blank\">Solonor<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long, very amusing list: For someone with several billion dollars who can sleep with anyone they desire you\u2019re kind of a doleful son of a bitch. When you say you\u2019re driven by a \u201cpersonal vendetta\u201d you don\u2019t conclude with \u201cagainst Kinkos.\u201d You have to remember to say \u201cOw\u201d when shot. Your MySpace page has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/2006\/04\/how-to-tell-if-you-are-a-superhero.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to tell if you are a superhero&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":352,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/352"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}