{"id":699,"date":"2006-09-07T21:57:01","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T03:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp\/2006\/09\/par-tay\/"},"modified":"2006-09-07T21:57:01","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T03:57:01","slug":"par-tay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/2006\/09\/par-tay.html","title":{"rendered":"Par-tay!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Top5 Comics list<\/a>, 1 September 2006:<\/p>\n

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The Top 7 Things Overheard at a Superhero Party<\/strong> <\/p>\n

7> “HULK WANT HEAR ‘PURPLE RAIN!'” <\/p>\n

6> “Do you think anyone should tell Sue Storm only her costume goes invisible when she’s drunk?” <\/p>\n

5> “I found out the hard way that (a) the red chair was PlasticMan, and (b) he was really happy to see me.” <\/p>\n

4> “Sure, they can fight crime, but just look at the Teen Titans now: Boys lined up along one wall; girls lined up along theother.” <\/p>\n

3> “Supergirl and Powergirl came in the same outfit this year? Awk-ward!” <\/p>\n

2> “With great power comes great responsibility… and my world-famous Spidey-Tater-Salad!”<\/p>\n

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Superhero Party… <\/p>\n

1> “And let’s give everyone just back from the dead a big hand!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And Honorable Mention to the Runners-Up List:<\/p>\n

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“Can you believe Elektra’s wearing white after Labor Day?”<\/p>\n

“Hey! Whose idea was it to play Twister with Plastic Man, Mr.Fantastic and Elongated Man?”<\/p>\n

“Maybe they wouldn’t put you to work in the kitchen every time, Cap, if you didn’t carry around a giant serving tray.”<\/p>\n

“Please, Logan! Not in front of the Runaways.”<\/p>\n

“So, what kinda mileage does the Batmobile get?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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From the Top5 Comics list, 1 September 2006: The Top 7 Things Overheard at a Superhero Party 7> “HULK WANT HEAR ‘PURPLE RAIN!’” 6> “Do you think anyone should tell Sue Storm only her costume goes invisible when she’s drunk?” 5> “I found out the hard way that (a) the red chair was PlasticMan, and … Continue reading “Par-tay!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":352,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/352"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/heroes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}