{"id":4037,"date":"2017-08-20T18:04:46","date_gmt":"2017-08-21T00:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/margie\/?p=4037"},"modified":"2019-02-23T11:24:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-23T18:24:50","slug":"koa-june-27-30-1997-trashy-trailer-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/margie\/koa-june-27-30-1997-trashy-trailer-park.html","title":{"rendered":"KOA June 27-30, 1997 Trashy Trailer Park"},"content":{"rendered":"

We\u2019re movin\u2019 the trailers to the mountains \u2013 Quaking Aspen in Sequoia National Forest.\u00a0 Our pad sits in a right purdy stand of pines next to a sweet little meadow by the Tule River (No fishin\u2019 though \u2019cus there ain\u2019t much river.)\u00a0 Plenty of room for everyone (\u2018cept cousin Billie Bob \u2013 you know how he likes loooots of space.)\u00a0 Hot showers at the bath house.\u00a0 The food will be good (as good as Sarah Jane and her crew can do) and the company will be down home.\u00a0 No tellin; what the skeeters are going to be like so bring your fly swatter. <\/em>
\n Saturday we will be celebrating\u2019 Gramma Laycine Deat\u2019s 100th birthday so bring her somethin\u2019 nice.\u00a0 She already has Elvis on velvet.<\/em>
\n The park had 65 folks in 39 trailers (or tents).<\/em><\/p>\n

Friday Dinner<\/strong><\/p>\n

*Long Island Iced Tea
\nBeer
\nWine<\/p>\n

Cheese & Crackers
\nPate
\n*Crab Pizza
\n*Margie\u2019s Salmon Dip
\n*Traditional Salad Bar
\nBaked Potatoes \u2013 bake at home, bring in an ice chest
\n*Quick Chili
\nBread
\n*Mud Slides
\nCookies
\nMilk, Coffee, Tea, *Cappuccino, Brandy<\/p>\n

Saturday Brunch<\/strong><\/p>\n

Champagne
\nStrawberries<\/p>\n

Assorted Cereal
\nAssorted Juice<\/p>\n

*Puff Pastry Braid
\n*Rack of Spam
\n*Post Grape Nuts Lorraine
\n*Way Out There Grits
\nBagels\/Lox\/Cream Cheese
\nMilk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows<\/p>\n

Draw for FJS teams (Some call it \u201cFavorite Jello Salad, some F**kin\u2019 Jello Salad)<\/p>\n

Saturday Dinner<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sippin\u2019 Al Bob\u2019s Wine Tastin\u2019 – Wine In A Brown Paper Bag
\nBourbon And Branch Water
\n*Lyndia Lu\u2019s Trailer Trash Dip<\/p>\n

*Everybody\u2019s (Lipton) Onion Chip And Dip
\n*Billie Ronda\u2019s Famous Bourbon Franks (Happy Dogs)
\n*Goo Francice Jan\u2019s
\n*Margie Lu\u2019s Garlic Stuff
\n*Mt Nebo Mock Lobster
\n*Uncle Bubba\u2019s Barbecue Ribs
\n*Aunt Bertha\u2019s Bbq Chicken
\nDeep Fried Turkey Canceled Due To The American Heart Association Objections
\nKraft Dinner
\n*KOA BBQ Beans
\nCorn<\/p>\n

FJS (F***in\u2019 Jell-O Salad according to the majority)
\n*Momma\u2019s Favorite
\n*Iris Salad
\n*Crimson Tide Cherry Salad
\n*Molded Strawberry Salad
\n*Jimmy\u2019s Beet\/Pineapple Salad
\n*Quick Tomato Aspic
\n*Rum Pineapple Delight<\/p>\n

Corn Bread \u2013 box mix, butter, honey<\/p>\n

*Big Molly\u2019s Peach Cobbler (Cobbler with Cake Mix)
\n*Brown Bears in the Apple Orchard\u00a0 (Same as above)
\nMilk, Coffee, Tea, *Cappuccino, Brandy<\/p>\n

Sunday Brunch\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

*Screw Drivers
\n*Bloody Mary’s
\nCranberry Juice
\nVodka<\/p>\n

Assorted Cereal
\nAssorted Juice
\nMuffins \u2013 Box mix
\n*Omelet Bar
\n*Biscuits
\nCantaloupe, Pineapple
\nMilk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows<\/p>\n

Dinner<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wine
\n*Margaritas
\nMexican Beer<\/p>\n

*Quesadillas
\n*Layered Fiesta Dip
\n*Marinated Shrimp
\nStrips\/Salsa
\n*Gazpacho by Margie
\nKabobs-Beef – *Tequila Marinade
\nKabobs – Chicken – *Citrus Pepper Marinade
\n*Chili And Cheese Rice
\n*Caesar Salad by Jack
\nTortillas
\n*Cheater Fondue – Chocolate or Caramel<\/p>\n

Monday Brunch\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

What ever is left: Cereal, Juice, Dessert, Cookies<\/p>\n

*Apple Coffee Cake
\n*French Toast a la Dave
\nSausage
\nMilk Coffee, Cocoa, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows<\/p>\n

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