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Scene: Margie and Dave step out in front of the house to see Katherine off to the school bus.<\/em><\/p>\n

DAVE: (Glances at the neighbors house across the street) Oh. That’s not a good sign when a “Mr. Electric” repair van is parked in front of your house at 8 a.m.<\/p>\n

MARGIE: I can think of a worse sign.<\/p>\n

DAVE: Right. When it’s a “Mr. Sewer” van parked in front of your house at 8 a.m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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