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Specifically, in the Old Testament reading, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.io.com\/~kellywp\/YearC\/Epiphany\/CEpi3.html\" target=\"_blank\">Nehemiah 8:2-10<\/a> (or an excerpt thereof) &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The scribe Ezra stood on a wooden platform that had been made for the purpose; and beside him stood Mattithiah, Shema, Anaiah, Uriah, Hilkiah, and Maaseiah on his right hand; and Pedaiah, Mishael, Malchijah, Hashum, Hash-baddanah, Zechariah, and Meshullam on his left hand. [&#8230;] Also Jeshua, Bani, Sherebiah, Jamin, Akkub, Shabbethai, Hodiah, Maaseiah, Kelita, Azariah, Jozabad, Hanan, Pelaiah, the Levites, helped the people to understand the law, while the people remained in their places.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, yeah, baby!  Nailed it in one.  Margie told me the chalice ministers all thought I should get a round of applause, and the priest echoed it (and noted that, lector-wise, the reading did what I quoted in the title), and I had several people (even at our brunch restaurant) come up and congratulate me.<\/p>\n<p>It was &#8230; funny.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So one of the things I do at our church is serve, on occasion, as lector. 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