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And she already knows how to open the door of her room.<\/p>\n<p>Hilarity ensues.<\/p>\n<p>Though perhaps Margie&#8217;s stint downstairs in the family room with her until 2:30 a.m. was not so hilarious.  <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve lowered the crib rail (so she can climb out more easily).  We&#8217;ve also installed a lock on her door, so that she <i>can&#8217;t <\/i>get out.  Which really sounds bad, but it&#8217;s the only thing we can think of to keep her safe until this phase passes.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Keep saying that to yourself, Dave.  &#8220;It&#8217;s a phase.  It&#8217;s a phase.  It&#8217;s a phase.&#8221;)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two interesting developments in the World of Katherine. 1. 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