{"id":10637,"date":"2006-12-04T15:28:10","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T22:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2006\/12\/04\/how-more-piercing-than-a-serpents-tooth.html"},"modified":"2006-12-04T15:28:10","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T22:28:10","slug":"how_more_piercing_than_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/04\/how_more_piercing_than_a.html","title":{"rendered":"How more piercing than a serpent’s tooth …"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Top5 Parenting list<\/a>. <\/p>\n

\n

The Top 10 Signs Your Teen Has Too Many Piercings
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. He can receive satellite radio for free just by tilting his head and looking south.<\/p>\n

9. Her morning makeup routine doesn’t need much in the way of Clearasil but requires plenty of Brillo and silver polish.<\/p>\n

8. When skinnydipping, he caught four bream and a water moccasin.<\/p>\n

7. His audition for the Tin Woodsman in “The Wizard of Oz” was naked.<\/p>\n

6. When the wind blows just right he whistles in harmony.<\/p>\n

5. She trips over her earlobe.<\/p>\n

4. You realize the best way to keep her in the house is by installing a giant magnet in her bedroom.<\/p>\n

3. He’s not worried about the “no calculator” rule at school. He has a built-in abacus.<\/p>\n

2. None of his friends will come over during a thunderstorm.<\/p>\n

\nand the Number 1 Sign Your Teen Has Too Many Piercings…<\/em><\/p>\n

\n1. When she laughs, milk squirts out of her nose. And eyebrows. And lips.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let’s hope this particular fashion trend blows over in the next, oh, seven or eight years. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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