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While I’m sure it was very tragic for the family, it’s … kind of … difficult to … refrain  from …<\/p>\n

Oh, what the heck:  Zookeeper killed by anteater<\/a>.<\/p>\n

By … an … anteater!<\/p>\n

Okay.  Tragic.  But, still … “Chuckles Bites the Dust<\/a>” comes to mind.<\/p>\n

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While I’m sure it was very tragic for the family, it’s … kind of … difficult to … refrain  from … Oh, what the heck:  Zookeeper killed by anteater….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":48108,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/11\/14\/and-now-for-your-daily-dose-of-baby-pangolin-cuteness.html","url_meta":{"origin":11059,"position":0},"title":"And now for your Daily Dose of Baby Pangolin Cuteness","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 14-Nov-14 3:54pm","format":false,"excerpt":"No day is complete without it! 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