{"id":11352,"date":"2007-09-14T07:11:06","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T14:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/09\/14\/now-theres-some-admirable-determination-for-you.html"},"modified":"2007-09-14T07:11:06","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T14:11:06","slug":"now_theres_some_admirable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/14\/now_theres_some_admirable.html","title":{"rendered":"Now there&#8217;s some admirable determination for you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p><small>Razors pain you, Rivers are damp,<br \/> Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp.<br \/> Guns aren&#8217;t lawful, Nooses give,<br \/> Gas smells awful. You might as well live. <\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>&#8212; <\/small><small>Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) American writer<br \/> <em>Not So Deep as a Well, <\/em>&#8220;R\u00e9sum\u00e9&#8221; (1937) [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wist.info\/p\/parker_dorothy\/021657.html\" target=\"_blank\">WIST<\/a>]<\/small>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Or, perhaps, you might as well <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clickondetroit.com\/news\/14099445\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">build yourself your own guillotine<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;] Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct,&#8221; he said. &#8220;This man obviously was very determined to end his life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to investigators, the man had to make several trips to carry the wooden and metal parts to the area in the woods.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren&#8217;t lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. 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