{"id":11388,"date":"2007-09-08T21:11:56","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T04:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/09\/08\/im-a-man-of-many-needs.html"},"modified":"2007-09-08T21:11:56","modified_gmt":"2007-09-09T04:11:56","slug":"im_a_man_of_many_needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/08\/im_a_man_of_many_needs.html","title":{"rendered":"I’m a man of many needs …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Enter “yourname <\/em>needs” (with the quotes) into Google.  “Dave needs<\/a>” …<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. … to work one of these into his live appearances.<\/li>\n
  2. … a hug.<\/li>\n
  3. … a timeout.<\/li>\n
  4. … help walking through doors.<\/li>\n
  5. … a vacation.<\/li>\n
  6. … Firefox and BugMeNot.<\/li>\n
  7. … Tailrank Mobile.<\/li>\n
  8. … AA Real Bad.<\/li>\n
  9. … more volunteers for the following campaign activities.<\/li>\n
  10. … to make a pit stop on the way home.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And if I include my last name … “Dave Hill needs<\/a>” …<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. … idea (concepts) for the MTA Board meeting in October.<\/li>\n
    2. … to be signed up on a 2 year contract as soon as possible.<\/li>\n
    3. … to step back and watch his team and get involved in sorting out the slackers and teh guys who seem to lack the will to give all for the club.<\/li>\n
    4. … to find new work since he can not seem to recognize market direction or customer needs in respect to interior dimensions.<\/li>\n
    5. … someone submitted tonight.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      I submit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Enter “yourname needs” (with the quotes) into Google.  “Dave needs” … … to work one of these into his live appearances. … a hug. … a timeout. … help walking…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14096,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/03\/10\/dave-needs.html","url_meta":{"origin":11388,"position":0},"title":"Dave needs …","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 10-Mar-09 6:54pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Type \u201c[your first name] needs\u201d into Google\u2019s search engine and list the first ten(ish) results. 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