{"id":11453,"date":"2007-08-24T07:48:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T14:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/08\/24\/now-i-am-six.html"},"modified":"2014-11-10T09:58:01","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T16:58:01","slug":"now_i_am_six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/24\/now_i_am_six.html","title":{"rendered":"Now I am Six!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When I was One, I had just begun;
When I was Two, I was nearly new;
When I was Three, I was hardly me;
When I was Four, I was not much more;
When I was Five, I was just alive;
But now I am Six, I’m as clever as clever,
So I think I’ll be Six now for ever and ever!
           — A.A. Milne<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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So here’s a self-congratulatory Happy Sixth Birthday<\/a> to ***Dave Does the Blog<\/strong>.  That’s 11,465 posts (not counting htis one), 20,557 comments (not counting the ones from the pre-native-comment-capable Blogger days), a whole lot of bad jokes, comic reviews, pointless screeds, pointless day-in-the-lifes, and a variety of loyal readers who obviously get something out of being here. <\/p>\n

My only regrets are that I didn’t get into blogging until well after Katherine was born.<\/p>\n

And to the future?  Well, I don’t have any plans on stopping doing this.  My posting rate and my political\/cultural relevancy have diminished a scosh over the past couple of years (i.e., I’m writing less and being less political), so the readership has dropped a bit.  I’m only a Slimy Mollusc<\/a> in the TTLB Ecosystem, whereas once I romped as a Flappy Bird and even an Adorable Rodent<\/a>, etc. <\/p>\n

According to Google Analytics, I’m still drawing about 173 visits (133 unique visitors) a day, which isn’t InstaPundit, but isn’t bad at all if you think about it.  (Those numbers include all the hill-kleerup.org blogs here, including Blog of Heroes and Margie’s Kitchen, but the vast majority are to this blog.)<\/p>\n

A little over half the visitors come here once; the rest return for more, remarkably enough.  The vast majority are from the US and the rest of the English-speaking world, but I actually get visits (legit or not) from all around the globe.  A bare sliver more use IE than Firefox\/Mozilla.  Most are on Windows, though about 10% are on Macs and there are a few others.<\/p>\n

The front page, of course, gets by far the most traffic.  But besides that, the most visited (non-recent) posts in the last month or so?<\/p>\n

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  1. Comcast DVR and TiVo<\/a> (Dec. 2004)<\/li>\n
  2. The Rules of Jaywalking<\/a> (Sep. 2002)<\/li>\n
  3. Why U.S. Bank sucks, and Margie is marvelous<\/a> (Jun. 2002) <\/li>\n
  4. Home Depot’s Service Desk Sucks<\/a> (May 2005) <\/li>\n
  5. Disney’s Magical Express<\/a> (Jun. 2006)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Obviously consumer information is something folks come here a lot for.  If I wanted popularity, that’s probably the direction I’d go.  Good thing I don’t want popularity, right?<\/p>\n

    Most commented-upon posts:<\/p>\n

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    1. Why U.S. Bank sucks, and Margie is marvelous<\/a> (Jun. 2002):  152 comments<\/li>\n
    2. The Rules of Jaywalking<\/a> (Sep. 2002):  44 comments<\/li>\n
    3. The Worst Part … <\/a>(Nov. 2004):  41 comments<\/li>\n
    4. Suing our own fat asses off<\/a> (May 2002):  31 comments<\/li>\n
    5. Root causes<\/a> (Nov. 2004):  30 comments<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      And a host of others.  The period around the beginning of the Iraq War was hot stuff for comments.<\/p>\n

      What’s ahead for DDtB in the next year?  I do very much want to get into MT4 in a few months, which will bring with it a change in the page layout and (hopefully) a simplified formatting scheme to keep up.  I expect I’ll be nattering more about the US Presidential Elections for the next year and a half, along with the usual potpourri of whatever shiny thing catches my eye.<\/p>\n

      Thanks to all, though, for your support — especially to Doyce for getting me started on this whole blogging thing in the first place, and to Margie for putting up with it since then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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