{"id":11478,"date":"2007-08-19T19:15:45","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T02:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/08\/19\/backpack-backpack.html"},"modified":"2007-08-19T19:15:45","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T02:15:45","slug":"backpack_backpack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/19\/backpack_backpack.html","title":{"rendered":"“Backpack, backpack!”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When they remake Dora the Explorer<\/a><\/em> as a gritty live-action thriller, no doubt someone will be jonesing to add this particular product<\/a> to the mix in the role of Backpack.<\/p>\n

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Finally there is a product that will help you take an active step towards safeguarding yourself and the people you care about from shooting incidents.<\/p>\n

MJ Safety Solutions has developed, for the first time ever, a full size, lightweight ballistic protection back pack that is affordable and practical.<\/p>\n

Now you can provide on the spot protection against guns and knife violence!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yes, it’s a bullet-proof backpack for your kid to protect him or her from the “plague” of school violence.  DOF has an engineering, practical, and statistical analysis<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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 …divided by the vague subset of those<\/em> cases where your child could turn around and present his or her backpack to the line of fire or the path of a knife at just the right instant to stop a bullet. I think that works out to about a one in 792 skabillion chance this backpack would ever do anything except be damned uncomfortable on the school bus.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yeesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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