{"id":1149,"date":"2001-10-10T15:32:54","date_gmt":"2001-10-10T20:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2001-10-10T15:32:54","modified_gmt":"2001-10-10T20:32:54","slug":"if_it_bleeds_it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2001\/10\/10\/if_it_bleeds_it.html","title":{"rendered":"If it bleeds, it leads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"block\"><i>When people think that they, or their guru, have The Truth &#8212; &#8216;This is It!&#8217; &#8212; they are what Nietzsche calls &#8216;epileptics of the concept&#8217;: people who have gotten an idea that&#8217;s driven them crazy.<\/i><br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8212; Joseph Campbell (1904-1987)<\/p>\n<p>Well, my interview bit led off the video montage. No laughter, but I wan&#8217;t struck by lightning, nor has my e-mail stopped working.<\/p>\n<p>OTOH, the interviewers did refer to my question specifically a few times. The question of MS&#8217; behavior came up repeatedly during Ballmer&#8217;s segment. <\/p>\n<p>Ballmer is a big, jolly, balding, teddy bear of a man. He looked and sounded like someone whom it would be fun to have over to dinner, fun to work with, or even for.  He reminded me of some of my friends.  <\/p>\n<p>And listening to him and his answers and resposes and statements, I had an epiphany. <\/p>\n<p><i>Microsoft is not evil, any more than a shark or a bear or a scorpion is evil. Not evil, just very, very dangerous. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Because they&#8217;re geeks. They&#8217;re in this business, most of them, because they like to see people using the neat stuff they&#8217;ve built. They&#8217;re convinced they have the right answers, and they are enthusiastic about spreading, not to mention enforcing those answers. <\/p>\n<p><i>Enthusiasm <\/i>is an interesting word. It literally means embued with the divine spirit. You&#8217;ve got God on your side, rooting you along. <\/p>\n<p>MS isn&#8217;t really intrested in quashing the competition. They just want people to use their stuff. They don&#8217;t mind other peoples&#8217; products or standards.  It&#8217;s just no fun, no source of pride, unless they can improve on them. <\/p>\n<p>(The only animus I heard from Ballmer was toward Sun. Real anger there over the Java litigation. Although, even there, Ballmer made it clear that it was not enough to simply license a Java VM &#8212; if they could not &#8220;improve&#8221; it, then they could not feel &#8220;pride of ownership.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>MS realizes it is not liked. Ballmer seemed a bit confused as to why, but recognizes it. He said they were &#8220;humbled&#8221; by the lack of support from their friends during the anti-trust proceedings. <\/p>\n<p>They just want to be liked. In a way they remind me very much of the United States. We want to be liked. We don&#8217;t understand why people don&#8217;t like us, why they reject the ideas and products we impose on them as the &#8220;best&#8221; way. We&#8217;re willing to cooperate with others &#8212; as long as we get our way. <\/p>\n<p>Because we&#8217;ve got the right idea, and we want to &#8220;see people use our stuff,&#8221; right?<\/p>\n<p>In the best light, Microsoft is the big, geeky friend who comes over to your house, takes over your keyboard, downloads a bunch of software, and reconfigures your PC to be &#8220;better.&#8221; As a &#8220;favor.&#8221;  And then leaves, sure he&#8217;s done the right thing, while you try to figure out how the heck to connect back to the Internet again, and what happened to your old e-mail.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been there. I&#8217;ve had it done to me. Hell, I&#8217;ve done it myself. <\/p>\n<p>In the worst light, they are holy warriors, out to spread the Word, and willing to sadly (but with some bewilderment) behead anyone who won&#8217;t convert. <\/p>\n<p>Ballmer was quite clear on it. &#8220;Nobody wants to be the 800 lb. gorilla,&#8221; Ballmer said (in response to <i>my <\/i>question, hoo-hah). But &#8230; what motivates his people?  &#8220;To see people use their stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not to serve mankind. Nor to make lots of money. To see people use their stuff. <\/p>\n<p>Thqt&#8217;s ego, sure. But it&#8217;s true. I&#8217;ve done application development. It&#8217;s 100% true. The worst thing a creator, an author, can face is being ignored, having yor work shelved. You live to have your &#8220;baby&#8221; used. <\/p>\n<p>Sure, there are greedy people at MS. And there are power-seekers. But I&#8217;m willing to give the company as a whole the benefit of the doubt. They think they know the best answer to everything, and they want to give it to us. Hard. <\/p>\n<p>If only we&#8217;d lie back and enjoy it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When people think that they, or their guru, have The Truth &#8212; &#8216;This is It!&#8217; &#8212; they are what Nietzsche calls &#8216;epileptics of the concept&#8217;: people who have gotten an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-tech","category-job-jollies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":131411,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/02\/an-important-question-about-reply-all.html","url_meta":{"origin":1149,"position":0},"title":"*An important question about &quot;Reply All&quot;","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 2-Sep-16 1:41pm","format":false,"excerpt":"\"The New York Times's internal email system contributed to this report.\"Heh. 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