{"id":11584,"date":"2007-07-29T04:26:44","date_gmt":"2007-07-29T11:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/07\/29\/bt07-insert-clever-post-title-here.html"},"modified":"2007-07-29T04:26:44","modified_gmt":"2007-07-29T11:26:44","slug":"bt07_insert_clever_post_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/07\/29\/bt07_insert_clever_post_t.html","title":{"rendered":"BT07 &#8211; [Insert Clever Post Title Here]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Good (4 stars out of 5)\" height=\"18\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/stars4.jpg\" width=\"78\" \/>&nbsp;<strong><em><\/em><\/strong>New Avengers; Illuminati <\/em>#3 of 5<\/strong>&nbsp;(Marvel) <em>w. Brian Bendis, Brian Reed; a. Jim Cheung<\/em> <br \/> So what were the Illuminati doing during, say, the Marvel Secret War?&nbsp; Discovering that the Beyonder was not really an all-powerful near-Godlike uber-critter (as everyone who has failed to blot him from his memory thought until now) but was actually a really powerful Inhuman Mutant.&nbsp; So when he comes back for Secret Wars II, the Illuminati go visit him in the asteroid belt, where they discover that he&#8217;s created an artificial Earth with artificial inhabitants, heroes included, who are the actual folks who were in Secret Wars II, evidently.&nbsp; They try to tell him to leave the universe, he offers them a world like they want it.&nbsp; Namor gets all kinglike and chides him on Black Bolt&#8217;s behalf.&nbsp; And things get a bit out in the corn fieldy, and that&#8217;s the end of the tale.&nbsp; Which, I suppose, makes slightly more sense than Secret Wars II itself, but it&#8217;s still a bit irksome.&nbsp; But the dialog is faboo, and the art is very nice.&nbsp; Still &#8230; <em>an Inhuman Mutant?<\/em>&nbsp; Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Good (4 stars out of 5)\" height=\"18\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/stars4.jpg\" width=\"78\" \/><strong><em><\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;Silver Surfer: Requiem<\/em> #3 of 4<\/strong> (Marvel) <em>w. Joe Straczynski; a. Esad Ribic<\/em> <br \/> The Silver Surfer is dying (since he hasn&#8217;t been getting regular tune-ups with Galactus). Having spent the last two issues learning this, then chatting with Spider-Man, he chats a bit with Dr Strange, then goes out into the galaxy.&nbsp; He finds two races at war, and resolves it by wiping out their fleets and their war-mongering leaders.&nbsp; It&#8217;s actually been a very moving series, and Ribic&#8217;s painted art has been a perfect touch.&nbsp; This has been the weakest of the three issues to date (the other two would have gotten five stars).<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Good (4 stars out of 5)\" height=\"18\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/stars4.jpg\" width=\"78\" \/><strong><em><\/em><\/strong>Streets of Glory <\/em>Preview <\/strong>(Avatar) w. Garth Ennis; a. Mike Wolfer<br \/> Ennis brings his romanticism and violence to the old West.&nbsp; We get beautiful panoramas, callow youths,&nbsp; treacherous horsemen, and lots of head-shattering gunplay, much the hands of an old gunfighter who you know is going to be our protagonist.&nbsp; There are also notes from Ennis on the glory of Westerns.&nbsp; Looks like triffic fun.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Faboo (5 stars out of 5)\" height=\"20\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/stars5.jpg\" width=\"97\" \/><strong><em><\/em><\/strong>Thor<\/em> #1 <\/strong>(Marvel) <em>w. Straczynski; a. 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