{"id":11748,"date":"2008-02-12T06:30:58","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T13:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/02\/12\/um-no.html"},"modified":"2008-02-12T06:30:58","modified_gmt":"2008-02-12T13:30:58","slug":"um_no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/12\/um_no.html","title":{"rendered":"Um &#8230; no &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes these guys don&#8217;t even seem to be trying very hard:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>From: Internal Revenue Service<br \/> Subject: Tax Notification<\/p>\n<p>Internal Revenue Service (IRS)<\/p>\n<p>United States Department of the Treasury<\/p>\n<p>After the last annual calculations of your fiscal<br \/> activity we have determined that you are eligible<br \/> to receive a tax refund of $184.80.<\/p>\n<p>Please submit the tax refund request and allow us<br \/> 6-9 days in order to process it.<\/p>\n<p>A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.<br \/> For example submitting invalid records or applying<br \/> after the deadline.<\/p>\n<p>To access the form for your tax refund, use the following personalized link:<br \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/0xCA.0x80.0x1D.0x2\/www.irs.gov\/\"><u><font color=\"#0000ff\">http:\/\/[gobbledygook redacted]\/www.irs.gov\/ <\/font><\/u><\/a>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<br \/> Internal Revenue Service<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Document Reference: ([more gobbledygook])<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Riiiiight. I&#8217;ll just click right through, accept any downloads, tell you my SSN and bank account number (so you can &#8220;deposit my refund&#8221;), and then wonder what happened to my bank balance and why does my computer keep crashing &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If the above <em>doesn&#8217;t <\/em>look suspicious to you, you probably shouldn&#8217;t be on the Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes these guys don&#8217;t even seem to be trying very hard: From: Internal Revenue Service Subject: Tax Notification Internal Revenue Service (IRS) United States Department of the Treasury After the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":133237,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2017\/04\/10\/the-tax-man-cometh.html","url_meta":{"origin":11748,"position":0},"title":"The Tax Man Cometh","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 10-Apr-17 10:23am","format":false,"excerpt":"Started my taxes yesterday, finished them today. 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