{"id":12052,"date":"2007-12-01T11:51:13","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T18:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2007\/12\/01\/stop-me-if-you-heard-these.html"},"modified":"2007-12-01T11:51:13","modified_gmt":"2007-12-01T18:51:13","slug":"stop_me_if_you_heard_thes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/stop_me_if_you_heard_thes.html","title":{"rendered":"Stop me if you heard these"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if it really is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinctanc.co.uk\/overflow\/worlds_worst_joke_01.html\" target=\"_blank\">the world&#8217;s worst joke<\/a> (with a couple of appropriately awful lead-ins), but it is pretty bad.<\/p>\n<p><small><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/secret-hideout.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/worst-joke-in-world.html\" target=\"_blank\">De<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if it really is the world&#8217;s worst joke (with a couple of appropriately awful lead-ins), but it is pretty bad. 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