{"id":12615,"date":"2008-03-10T20:58:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T03:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/03\/10\/buying-privileges.html"},"modified":"2008-03-10T20:58:35","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T03:58:35","slug":"buying_privileges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/03\/10\/buying_privileges.html","title":{"rendered":"Buying privileges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So once upon a time, United had frequent flier awards. If you flew X miles with them, you could trade in those miles for flights, but, more important, as you reached various tiers, you got access to various privileges &#8212; early seating, better seats, access to the spiffy flight lounge, etc.<\/p>\n<p>But times change, and now it&#8217;s not just enough to offer these as rewards for regular customers &#8212; to turn a profit (or less of a loss), the &#8220;honors&#8221; need to be for sale, too.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve mentioned before how I lost my Premier status because I didn&#8217;t fly enough miles last year. I could have, for an extortionate (four figure, as I recall) price have <em>bought <\/em>the miles to do so &#8212; sort of like Indulgences, I guess (literal indulgences, as far as that goes), but I simply could not justify the cost.<\/p>\n<p>Now it turns out that those &#8220;Economy Plus&#8221; seats &#8212; the ones that give you an extra five inches of leg room &#8212; well, originally they were sort of, &#8220;see what nice things we&#8217;re doing for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then it became &#8220;and if you&#8217;re a premier or higher member, you can get an upgrade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.unitedpromotions.com\/epahome\/control\/epaHome\" target=\"_blank\">you can also just pay money to get access to them, otherwise fuggedaboudit<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But, wait, there&#8217;s more. Yeah, for $350 you can buy access to Economy Plus seating (which, honestly, is quite likely worth it).&nbsp; But for $750 you can get that access to the Red Carpet Room. Or for $800 you can get Economy Plus access plus reduce the miles you need to fly in order to get Premier membership (again, for me).<\/p>\n<p>Get it? You&#8217;re paying extra money, not to actually get anything, but to make it easier for you to get something (by paying more).<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>The airlines and the TSA seem to be racing to see who can make air travel more intolerable first. And that way, we&#8217;ll all win, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So once upon a time, United had frequent flier awards. 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