{"id":12708,"date":"2008-02-20T21:46:05","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T04:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/02\/20\/florida-evolves.html"},"modified":"2008-02-20T21:46:05","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T04:46:05","slug":"florida_evolves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/20\/florida_evolves.html","title":{"rendered":"Florida evolves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Florida&#8217;s state board of education has (gasp!) adopted new guidelines that (shock! horror! dismay!) require that <a href=\"http:\/\/seattletimes.nwsource.com\/html\/education\/2004191001_evolution20.html\" target=\"_blank\">evolution be taught in schools<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What sort of crazy-ass atheistic commie regime are they running down there, anyway?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A bitter debate over how to teach evolution in Florida&#8217;s public schools ended &mdash; at least temporarily &mdash; with a compromise Tuesday. The state Board of Education voted 4-3 in Tallahassee to adopt new science standards that for the first time require evolution to be taught.<\/p>\n<p>The majority selected a last-minute alternative rather than the original document created by scientists and science teachers after months of work. That compromise, introduced late last week, inserts the phrase &#8220;the scientific theory of&#8221; in front of evolution and certain other concepts.<\/p>\n<p>Opponents, who disliked both options, plan to shift their fight to the state Legislature.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Remember, this was by a mere 4-3 vote.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The adopted version, as the original, spells out for the first time that evolution must be taught in schools as the &#8220;fundamental concept underlying all of biology&#8221; and one that it is &#8220;supported by multiple forms of scientific evidence.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;] More than 10,000 people logged onto the Florida Department of Education&#8217;s Web site to comment on the new standards. Many wrote that teaching evolution &mdash; the theory that all living things evolved from a shared common ancestry &mdash; was in direct conflict with their religious faith.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No doubt God will smite those 4 wicked state school board members any moment now.<\/p>\n<p>I would critique the whole &#8220;it conflicts with my religious faith so it shouldn&#8217;t be taught as science&#8221; thing, but my vision just goes all red whenever I contemplate it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Florida&#8217;s state board of education has (gasp!) adopted new guidelines that (shock! horror! dismay!) require that evolution be taught in schools. 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