\nIn the past 16 years, Jon Stewart has reshaped both comedy and journalism around the world. This may seem an unlikely pairing, but if you think about it, it makes a certain sense: the jester's job, like the reporter's, is to tell uncomfortable truths out loud. Tonight he signed off from his show for the last time, and closed it with a speech worth remembering.<\/p>\n
I look forward to the day when schoolchildren are reciting this for their history classes. <\/p>\n
Since there isn't yet captioning available, I'll transcribe it here:<\/p>\n
"Bullshit is everywhere.<\/p>\n
There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bullshit.<\/p>\n
Not all of it bad; your general, day-to-day, organic free-range bullshit is often necessary, or at the very least innocuous. "Oh, what a beautiful baby! I'm sure it'll grow into that… head." That kind of bullshit in many ways provides important social contract fertilizer, and keeps people from making each other cry all day.<\/p>\n
But then there's the more pernicious bullshit: your premeditated, institutional bullshit, designed to obscure and distract. Designed by whom? The bullshitocracy. It comes in three basic flavors.<\/p>\n
One, making bad things sound like good things. "Organic, all-natural cupcakes." Because "factory-made sugar-oatmeal balls" doesn't sell. "PATRIOT Act." Because "are you scared enough to let me look at all<\/i> your phone records act" doesn't sell. So whenever something's been titled "Freedom-Family-Fairness-Health-America," take a good long sniff. Chances are, it's been manufactured in a facility that may contain traces of bullshit.<\/p>\n
Number two: hiding the bad things under mountains of bullshit. Complexity. "You know, I would love to download Drizzy's latest Meek Mill diss," (everyone promised me that made sense) "but I'm not really interested right now in reading Tolstoy's iTunes agreement. So I'll just click 'Agree.' Even if it grants Apple prima noctae<\/i> with my spouse."<\/p>\n
Here's another one: simply put, banks shouldn't be able to bet your pension money on red. Bullshitly put: it's — hey! this! Dodd-Frank. Hey, a handful of billionaires can't buy our elections, right? Of course not. They can only pour unlimited anonymous cash into a 501(c)(4) if 50% is devoted to issue education. Otherwise, they'd have to 501(c)(6) it, or funnel it openly through a non-campaign-coordinating SuperPAC, with a coordinating…. [stage whisper<\/i> I think they're asleep now. We can sneak out.]<\/p>\n
And finally, it's the Bullshit of Infinite Possibility. These bullshitters cover their unwillingness to act under the cover of unending inquiry. "We can't do anything, because we don't yet know everything! We cannot yet take action on climate change, until everyone in the world agrees gay marriage vaccines won't cause our children to marry goats who are gonna come for our guns. Until then, I say, teach the controversy!"<\/p>\n
Now, the good news is this: Bullshitters have gotten pretty lazy, and their work is easily detected. And looking for it is kind of a pleasant way to pass the time. Like an I Spy of Bullshit. <\/p>\n
So I say to you, friends: The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something."<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\n“Bullshit Is Everywhere”: Watch Jon Stewart’s Final Rant as Host of The Daily Show<\/a><\/span>
\nIn his 16 years as host of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made a career out of critiquing the hypocrisies, contradictions, and general stupidity of the world around us. It’s only fitting, then, that Stewart’s last big speech conveyed this simple message to viewers: “Bullshit is everywhere.” In a brief,…\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\nView on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
