{"id":129646,"date":"2016-02-05T17:18:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-06T00:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/05\/the-horrors-of-stock-photo-university.html"},"modified":"2016-02-08T15:07:55","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T22:07:55","slug":"the-horrors-of-stock-photo-university","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/05\/the-horrors-of-stock-photo-university.html","title":{"rendered":"The Horrors of Stock Photo University"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/nathanwpyle\/27-worst-things-about-going-to-stock-photo-university#.yuYvNWq91Y'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/actK9L9y2zrznhMTJVOuZEQEw5m08Ot25GjbyrgPQLqmPPnvMgvaDwX1E7oZuYT7NnfTG6ACCL23-S_ZUSZVXLoageagQsEP4fkQiXZc1D0XXvkZ7ftlfgVvAf7c9eMgN9V32bfUblJ_kFc7TI6fb2cgslXt0W6-uE0jAUZ1nhB2uj408U-n8a8=w506-h910' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/nathanwpyle\/27-worst-things-about-going-to-stock-photo-university#.yuYvNWq91Y'>27 Worst Things About Going To Stock Photo University<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nWhy are we always sitting on the stairs?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/KkMxqNKtDi5'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. 27 Worst Things About Going To Stock Photo University Why are we always sitting on the stairs? 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