{"id":129808,"date":"2016-02-11T12:48:39","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T19:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/11\/poor-jeb-part-2.html"},"modified":"2016-02-11T12:48:39","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T19:48:39","slug":"poor-jeb-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/11\/poor-jeb-part-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Poor Jeb! (Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, really, I am feeling sorry for him. It&#39;s one thing to be mocked (like Trump) for something you&#39;ve done, and another to be mocked for something you were sure you could do but, so far, haven&#39;t managed to pull off.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, my sympathy only goes so far, but it&#39;s still vaguely sad (though funny at the same time).<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"sm2wpreshared\">Originally shared by <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930'>+The Onion<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='http:\/\/onion.com\/1RtJ4xS'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/sMODe1fJi-zyId9c6WZ9HPccFb6sn1HpuNi5C-xP4dCxGNTE5Vdmu_nrUW_JWZim81vhLPN-WWh-cti2zI159geiaQ=w506-h910' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='http:\/\/onion.com\/1RtJ4xS'>Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He&rsquo;ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nCHARLESTON, SC&mdash;Pleading for more time as the group of men advanced on him in a Charleston alleyway, GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush assured a gang of pipe-wielding thugs Thursday that he would have the delegates he had promised them by next week, sources reported.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/DzybfWrMhDP'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, really, I am feeling sorry for him. It&#39;s one thing to be mocked (like Trump) for something you&#39;ve done, and another to be mocked for something you were sure you could do but, so far, haven&#39;t managed to pull off. Okay, my sympathy only goes so far, but it&#39;s still vaguely sad (though funny &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/11\/poor-jeb-part-2.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poor Jeb! 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