{"id":129831,"date":"2016-02-12T10:41:02","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/12\/wait-until-i-have-grandkids.html"},"modified":"2016-02-12T10:41:02","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:41:02","slug":"wait-until-i-have-grandkids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/12\/wait-until-i-have-grandkids.html","title":{"rendered":"Wait until I have GRANDKIDS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They will have to build a whole new Internet for all the media that will be posted. <\/p>\n<p>(And, no, I don&#39;t expect that to be needed for another decade or two.)<\/p>\n<p>(Original at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/social-media-before-kids\/\">http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/social-media-before-kids\/<\/a>; bonus panel at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/social-media-before-kids-bonus-panel\/\">http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/social-media-before-kids-bonus-panel\/<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style='text-align:center'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/6250461007297230465\/6250461006161981858?authkey=CKf53I2Nl7nQWg'><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-t3uUs4CDdVA\/Vr4ZKzK3MaI\/AAAAAAADrmw\/atXUC3fX_p4\/social-media-before-kids%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=660' style='max-width:650px;' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style='text-align:center'>\n<a href='' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url();'><\/a>\u00a0\n<\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/Vs9XB9QBqSY'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They will have to build a whole new Internet for all the media that will be posted. (And, no, I don&#39;t expect that to be needed for another decade or two.) (Original at http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/social-media-before-kids\/; bonus panel at http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/social-media-before-kids-bonus-panel\/) \u00a0 View on Google+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":129832,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/social-media-before-kids5B15D.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":128674,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/11\/10\/toy-talk-on-talking-toys.html","url_meta":{"origin":129831,"position":0},"title":"Toy Talk (on Talking Toys)","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 10-Nov-15 1:22pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Not so much of an issue for us these days -- but I remember. Oh, Lord, do I remember. 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