{"id":13010,"date":"2008-08-20T11:26:51","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T18:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/08\/20\/bike-racks-of-terror.html"},"modified":"2008-08-20T11:26:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T18:26:51","slug":"bike_racks_of_terror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/20\/bike_racks_of_terror.html","title":{"rendered":"Bike Racks of <i>Terror!<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Received from building management at my office today:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags\" \/> On Friday, August 22, 2008 we will be removing the two bike racks located between&nbsp;<st1:Street w:st=\"on\"> <st1:address w:st=\"on\">[my building]<\/st1:address> <\/st1:Street> &nbsp;and&nbsp;<st1:place w:st=\"on\"> <st1:PlaceName w:st=\"on\">[the plaza in front of the building]<\/st1:PlaceName> <\/st1:place> &nbsp;temporarily do [sic] to the DNC. One of the bike racks will be located in the dock for tenant use, there will be limited space available. It will be located near the Dock masters office when entering into the dock. Please inform all employees that if there are bikes left chained to the bike racks on the plaza Friday morning, that the chain will be cut, and the bike will be moved to the dock. &nbsp;We are also allowing during the week of Aug. 25<sup>th<\/sup> thru Aug. 29<sup>th<\/sup> that employees may bring their bikes to their floor using <b>ONLY<\/b><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/> the freight elevator.<o:p><\/o:p> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The bike racks will be put back on the plaza September 1, 2008.<o:p><\/o:p> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So &#8230; worries about exploding bicycles? Oh, I suppose about packs\/satchels on bikes, but this seems kind of lame.<\/p>\n<p>And, um, our building is on the opposite edge of downtown from any of the DNC action. Is there a real risk we should be concerned about? Is someone so likely to attack our building with an explosive device left on a bicycle <em>only <\/em>during the DNC?<\/p>\n<p>Feh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Received from building management at my office today: On Friday, August 22, 2008 we will be removing the two bike racks located between&nbsp; [my building] &nbsp;and&nbsp; [the plaza in front&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homeland-security","category-job-jollies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12996,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/25\/dnc_report_1.html","url_meta":{"origin":13010,"position":0},"title":"DNC Report #1","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 25-Aug-08 6:05am","format":false,"excerpt":"Reporting on business life in Downtown Denver during the days of the Democratic National Convention. 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