{"id":130533,"date":"2016-05-02T14:19:27","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T20:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/02\/the-unspeakable-horror-of-gasp-bread-crusts.html"},"modified":"2016-05-02T17:01:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T23:01:53","slug":"the-unspeakable-horror-of-gasp-bread-crusts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/02\/the-unspeakable-horror-of-gasp-bread-crusts.html","title":{"rendered":"The unspeakable horror of (gasp) Bread Crusts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#39;s genetic, though, because neither my brother nor I were adverse to crusts, nor was my daughter. <\/p>\n<p>And, heck, if I <i>had<\/i> told my mom I wanted her to cut the crusts off of bread, she&#39;d have told me (1) I can pick them off myself if I choose to, and (2) then I can eat them anyway because <i>we don&#39;t waste food.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>[Original: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/bread-crust\/\">http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/bread-crust\/<\/a>]<br \/>[Bonus panel: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/bread-crust-bonus-panel\/\">http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/bread-crust-bonus-panel\/<\/a>]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style='text-align:center'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/6280188651830627233\/6280188652068489842'><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/--4ALVMtV1no\/Vye2TiD7SnI\/AAAAAAAD4qQ\/-npobN53YoUm9tqBDLABOPqKG3_SATgBg\/bread-crust%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=660' style='max-width:650px;' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style='text-align:center'>\n<a href='' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url();'><\/a>\u00a0\n<\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/PVXHZ5rPxPy'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#39;s genetic, though, because neither my brother nor I were adverse to crusts, nor was my daughter. And, heck, if I had told my mom I wanted her to cut the crusts off of bread, she&#39;d have told me (1) I can pick them off myself if I choose to, and (2) then I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/02\/the-unspeakable-horror-of-gasp-bread-crusts.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The unspeakable horror of (gasp) Bread Crusts!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":130534,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,38,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-food-drink","category-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/bread-crust5B15D.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":51722,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/07\/12\/is-it-really-broken-or.html","url_meta":{"origin":130533,"position":0},"title":"Is it really broken, or &#8230;?","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 12-Jul-15 6:46pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Haven't gotten to that point ... quite yet ...(Original: http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/is-it-really-broken\/ ... bonus panel http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/is-it-really-broken-bonus\/ ...) \u00a0 View on Google+","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dont-understand-shit5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dont-understand-shit5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dont-understand-shit5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":132130,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/11\/30\/on-vacations.html","url_meta":{"origin":130533,"position":1},"title":"On Vacations","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 30-Nov-16 10:08pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Oh, I remember some Disney World trips, I do ...[Original: http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/comic\/vacation\/Bonus Panel: http:\/\/www.fowllanguagecomics.com\/vacation-bonus-panel\/] \u00a0 View on Google+","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/vacation5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/vacation5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/vacation5B15D.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":131950,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/11\/06\/in-need-of-a-time-out.html","url_meta":{"origin":130533,"position":2},"title":"In Need of a Time Out","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 6-Nov-16 7:42pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Yeah. 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