{"id":130642,"date":"2016-05-10T16:39:32","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T22:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/10\/the-ten-best-caddy-remarks.html"},"modified":"2016-05-16T17:32:52","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T23:32:52","slug":"the-ten-best-caddy-remarks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/10\/the-ten-best-caddy-remarks.html","title":{"rendered":"The Ten Best Caddy Remarks"},"content":{"rendered":"

A bit of golf humor sent to me from +<\/span>Gloria Hill<\/a><\/span>:<\/p>\n

No. 10
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”<\/p>\n

No. 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”<\/p>\n

No. 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”<\/p>\n

No. 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”<\/p>\n

No. 6
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”<\/p>\n

No. 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch — it’s a compass.”<\/p>\n

No. 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”<\/p>\n

No. 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”<\/p>\n

No. 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago."<\/p>\n

No. 1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”<\/p>\n

[My personal preference is actually No. 10, thus the picture, largely because it strikes closest home.]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A bit of golf humor sent to me from +Gloria Hill: No. 10Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” No. 9Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” No. 8Golfer: … Continue reading “The Ten Best Caddy Remarks”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":130643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-golf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/golf+drowning.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16665,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/02\/04\/tweets-from-2010-02-04.html","url_meta":{"origin":130642,"position":0},"title":"Tweets from 2010-02-04","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 4-Feb-10 11:30pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Just finished watching Doctor Who \"End of Time\" finale. 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