{"id":13093,"date":"2008-07-25T17:22:53","date_gmt":"2008-07-26T00:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/07\/25\/comic-book-battles-subsequent-rounds-and-conclusion.html"},"modified":"2008-07-25T17:22:53","modified_gmt":"2008-07-26T00:22:53","slug":"comic_book_battles_subseq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/25\/comic_book_battles_subseq.html","title":{"rendered":"Comic Book Battles &#8211; subsequent rounds and conclusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gah &#8211; forgot all about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/08\/comic_book_battles.html\" target=\"_blank\">this one<\/a> (still need to trot over and do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boulderdude.com\/2008\/07\/get_ready_to_rumble_round_two.html\" target=\"_blank\">BD&#8217;s latest update<\/a>, but, for the moment).&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/08\/comic_book_battles.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chicago Trib Super-Hero contest<\/a>, my votes (ex post facto, as the tallies have already been made) for the Second Round:<\/p>\n<p>STAN LEE REGION<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Superman vs. No. 4 Capt. America <\/strong>&#8212; Cap&#8217;s the best there is of his sort, but he&#8217;s basically got nothing that would stop Supes.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 2 Wonder Woman vs. No. 3 The Thing <\/strong>&#8212; I think Ben would hesitate too long to slugfest with with a woman. Strengthwise, too, I think WW has the edge, and is a better warrior than Ben&#8217;s brawling. Advantage: Wonder Woman.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>KEVIN SMITH REGION<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Batman vs. No. 5 Buffy Vamp. Slayer <\/strong>&#8212; Buffy&#8217;s good, but she&#8217;s not Batman good.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 2 The Flash vs. No. 3 Silver Surfer <\/strong>&#8212; SS has enough cosmic mojo to cause the Flash serious problems with, like, changing the laws of time and space. SS has enough of an edge to win here.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>NICOLAS CAGE REGION<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Spider-Man vs. No. 5 Punisher <\/strong>&#8212; I&#8217;d go with Spidey, assuming he was willing to be brutal enough and the Punisher didn&#8217;t have a chance to prep the battleground.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 2 Iron Man vs. No. 3 Green Lantern <\/strong>&#8212; With yellow no longer an issue, Hal takes Tony apart at the seams.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>ROSARIO DAWSON REGION<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Wolverine vs. No. 5 Daredevil <\/strong>&#8212; Potentially a pretty close battle, except I can&#8217;t think of much DD can do to take Wolvie down. I give it to Logan.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 3 Hulk vs. No. 7 Kitty Pryde <\/strong>&#8212; The unstoppable force against the intangible object? Sooner or later, Hulk connects and that&#8217;s all she wrote.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Results, and the rest of the competition,&nbsp;below:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I win all the votes&nbsp;except for Buffy beating Batman (!), and Kitty baaaarely beating the Hulk.<\/p>\n<p>Feh.<\/p>\n<p>ROUND 3<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Superman vs. No. 2 Wonder Woman<\/strong>: Classic. Have to give it to Supes, though I would accept the opposite argument.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 3 Silver Surfer vs. No. 5 Buffy Vamp. Slayer<\/strong>: Battle of the angstmeisters! Silver Surfer in about three nanoseconds.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Spider-Man vs. No. 3 Green Lantern<\/strong>: This should be Hal&#8217;s battle, but Spidey&#8217;s enough of a chaos-bringer that I&#8217;m going to go with the underdog here.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Wolverine vs. No. 7 Kitty Pryde<\/strong>: He taught her everything she knows about fighting. Wolvie takes her, unless he allows sentiment to make him stupid.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Final tally: I win 3 of 4, with Buffy somehow defeating the Surfer. It&#8217;s whacky.<\/p>\n<p>ROUND 4:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Superman vs. No. 5 Buffy Vamp. Slayer:&nbsp;<\/strong>Clearly Buffy has the popular vote here, but I refuse to go along with it. Superman has her wrapped up, even with his vulnerability to magic.<\/li>\n<li> <strong>No. 1 Spider-Man vs. No. 1 Wolverine: <\/strong>I have to go with Spidey here. He&#8217;s dealt with lunatics with blades and regnerative factors before.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Final tally: The Buffyistas magically make up a victory for their girl.<\/p>\n<p>ROUND 5:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> <strong>No. 5 Buffy Vamp. Slayer vs. No. 1 Spider-Man<\/strong>: Given that she&#8217;s defeated Phoenix, the Silver Surfer, and Superman so far, she should win. But Spidey&#8217;s the perennial underdog victor, and dagnabbit, I will not concede defeat for him. Spidey by a mask-covered nose.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Final tally: Buffy gets 85% of the vote. 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