{"id":131469,"date":"2016-09-09T04:40:37","date_gmt":"2016-09-09T10:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/09\/how-to-look-presidential-an-exhaustive-primer.html"},"modified":"2016-09-09T00:36:39","modified_gmt":"2016-09-09T06:36:39","slug":"how-to-look-presidential-an-exhaustive-primer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/09\/how-to-look-presidential-an-exhaustive-primer.html","title":{"rendered":"How to Look Presidential: An Exhaustive Primer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fashion suggestions for Hillary Clinton to overcome Donald Trump&#39;s scathing criticism that She Does&#39;t Look Presidential. Fashion suggestions from each previous President of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>Or, alternately, if we want to <i>really<\/i> decode what Donald Trump is saying, she should chop off Bill&#39;s penis and wave it around, smirking the entire time. Because, truth be told, Trump only thinks smirking bullies waving around their penis for the admiration of others look truly presidential.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/compost\/wp\/2016\/09\/07\/how-hillary-clinton-can-get-that-presidential-look\/?utm_term=.3b9864c1af58'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/4al-DW309E5PqyXyXi9Yj6-LPHwoMBVBUpCP0UU2Lei_GFOc7gr1knLjGr5dc-Can2UpOsALckcma8ZR-qyHDgss6cT86gBKe1PTRYdbUGCdUL2u9N-z914RafiPpJy5vF42zNO1QTaHD9vehjM8tllQIJD7uozg67DM9qEBCeAqyEFUdZ4uzfg3SlotzWwlpPVlPYzWJSpAhJAxvtug8CIWdd8pYGlreSk_mcWnaefrsjEiQ8az9YAvyi-yN4oaMPGF2MFove12vJy_vW85AoTjNHE=w506-h910' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/compost\/wp\/2016\/09\/07\/how-hillary-clinton-can-get-that-presidential-look\/?utm_term=.3b9864c1af58'>How Hillary Clinton can get that &lsquo;presidential look&rsquo;<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nForty-four classic looks to emulate!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/WQUDFFGRui7'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fashion suggestions for Hillary Clinton to overcome Donald Trump&#39;s scathing criticism that She Does&#39;t Look Presidential. Fashion suggestions from each previous President of the United States. Or, alternately, if we want to really decode what Donald Trump is saying, she should chop off Bill&#39;s penis and wave it around, smirking the entire time. Because, truth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/09\/how-to-look-presidential-an-exhaustive-primer.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to Look Presidential: An Exhaustive Primer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,532,348],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-elections-2016","category-women"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":132143,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/12\/01\/the-cult-of-personality-trump-edition.html","url_meta":{"origin":131469,"position":0},"title":"The Cult of Personality, Trump Edition","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 1-Dec-16 10:38pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Big \"look at me, look at me, aren't I great\" rallies on the campaign road? 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