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On both floors, the bathrooms are tucked behind the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>On the third floor, if you go straight back, you are in the Women&#39;s Room; you have to go back then turn right to go into the Men&#39;s Room.<\/p>\n<p>On the fourth floor &#8230; pretty much the other way around (though there&#39;s a Family Bathroom in-between the two there).<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#39;t been nabbed by security or startled by shrieking ladies &#8212; yet &#8212; for the multiple times I&#39;ve inadvertently walking into the wrong bathroom (two steps, at least, before I realize the stall arrangement is &quot;wrong&quot;), but I feel confident \/ concerned it will happen sooner or later.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style='text-align:center'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/6332444398385981937\/6332444399229458178'><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-nL2ap5SgOAQ\/V-FcoV_71wI\/AAAAAAAEG7c\/JrbUs55r1qwKhU5u0gzzQOjXgu7WouGHACJoC\/2009lmadzonkgoat%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=660' style='max-width:650px;' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style='text-align:center'>\n<a href='' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url();'><\/a>\u00a0\n<\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/6vFKDNRLfTK'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my new office, I&#39;m on the 3rd floor of our building, but I spend a lot of time on the 4th floor. On both floors, the bathrooms are tucked behind the elevator. On the third floor, if you go straight back, you are in the Women&#39;s Room; you have to go back then turn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/20\/and-whats-behind-door-number-2.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And what&#039;s behind Door Number 2?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":131582,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/2009lmadzonkgoat5B15D.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5906,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/01\/aw_how_cute.html","url_meta":{"origin":131581,"position":0},"title":"Aw, how cute","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 1-Jul-04 6:51am","format":false,"excerpt":"Note to self: Hissing from the second floor bathroom window at a cute trio of raccoons waddling atop the side yard fence will cause them to hesitate for a moment...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Personal&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Personal","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/personal"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":20456,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/15\/where-is-the-hole.html","url_meta":{"origin":131581,"position":1},"title":"Where is the hole?","author":"Margie","date":"Tue 15-Mar-11 6:09pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Indy's favorite hole in the bathroom wall has been repaired. 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