{"id":131697,"date":"2016-10-01T09:11:59","date_gmt":"2016-10-01T15:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/10\/01\/chicken-fries.html"},"modified":"2016-10-01T09:11:59","modified_gmt":"2016-10-01T15:11:59","slug":"chicken-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/10\/01\/chicken-fries.html","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Fries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons not worth going into , I tried some BK Chicken Fries last night.<\/p>\n<p>They taste like ash, and sponge, and despair.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, even the chicken on the box has given up any hope in this life or the next.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style='text-align:center'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/6336514369600184081\/6336514372991624610'><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-QeBOdMlbpmo\/V-_SP_xSpaI\/AAAAAAAEHws\/Knn3JMfuW50i2CU-Tx2wDUVzsuzQdZ4tgCJoC\/CF-BK%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=660' style='max-width:650px;' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style='text-align:center'>\n<a href='' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url();'><\/a>\u00a0\n<\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/dD6mL9dhLB2'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons not worth going into , I tried some BK Chicken Fries last night. They taste like ash, and sponge, and despair. Hell, even the chicken on the box has given up any hope in this life or the next. \u00a0 View on Google+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":131698,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/CF-BK5B15D.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9533,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/13\/when_is_a_biggi.html","url_meta":{"origin":131697,"position":0},"title":"When is a Biggie not a Biggie?","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 13-Jun-06 7:32am","format":false,"excerpt":"When it's a Medium, of course. 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