{"id":134666,"date":"2017-09-12T16:34:52","date_gmt":"2017-09-12T22:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=134666"},"modified":"2017-09-12T16:56:40","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T22:56:40","slug":"im-sorry-jeff-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2017\/09\/12\/im-sorry-jeff-cant.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;m Sorry, Jeff. I Can&#8217;t Do That.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p><a style=\"display: inline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/im-afraid-you-wont-be-coming-our-new-headquarters--56912\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 650px;\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/YKZ0__-4BNLZl6no2x_iPzrhkGEMbFlVzIsSiTIsWFZJuaLMlMiGpXrOWQmAgEyr5od6H7ImqRrVWkb7YUMbTKopgglN-saM9g=w506-h910\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/im-afraid-you-wont-be-coming-our-new-headquarters--56912\">\u2018I\u2019m Afraid You Won\u2019t Be Coming To Our New Headquarters,\u2019 Declares Alexa As Amazon Execs Find Themselves Locked In Seattle Office<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nSEATTLE\u2014Suddenly bolting the doors in every room all at once, Amazon\u2019s Alexa virtual assistant reportedly declared, \u201cI\u2019m afraid you won\u2019t be joining us at our new headquarters\u201d on Tuesday before locking the company\u2019s top executives in their Seattle office.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/3P6tZSciDRy\">View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. \u2018I\u2019m Afraid You Won\u2019t Be Coming To Our New Headquarters,\u2019 Declares Alexa As Amazon Execs Find Themselves Locked In Seattle Office SEATTLE\u2014Suddenly bolting the doors in every room all at once, Amazon\u2019s Alexa virtual assistant reportedly declared, \u201cI\u2019m afraid you won\u2019t be joining us at our new headquarters\u201d on Tuesday before locking the company\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2017\/09\/12\/im-sorry-jeff-cant.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;I&#8217;m Sorry, Jeff. 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