{"id":13518,"date":"2008-11-24T07:51:22","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T14:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2008\/11\/24\/naming-names-3.html"},"modified":"2014-11-06T08:24:26","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T15:24:26","slug":"naming_names_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/11\/24\/naming_names_3.html","title":{"rendered":"Naming Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Internet meme that&#8217;s &#8230; um &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/trishdoller.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/do-re-meme.html\" target=\"_blank\">rocking<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/ktbuffy.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/stunning-list-of-fake-names.html\" target=\"_blank\">the<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/secret-hideout.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/fabulous-fake-names.html\" target=\"_blank\">Internet<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother&#8217;s &amp; father&#8217;s middle names):<br \/> Walter Marie<\/p>\n<p> 2. 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