{"id":135921,"date":"2018-02-23T15:07:44","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T22:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=135921"},"modified":"2018-03-20T08:20:15","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T14:20:15","slug":"cruz-says-dems-lisa-gop-homer-marge-maggie-bart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/02\/23\/cruz-says-dems-lisa-gop-homer-marge-maggie-bart.html","title":{"rendered":"Cruz says the the Dems are Lisa, the GOP are Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Bart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>At CPAC (the annual Conservative Political Action Committee conference), Ted Cruz said in his speech, &#8220;The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the Dems are a mature, intelligent, agency-filled, loving girl, and the GOP are the generational icon of a doofus, his juvenile delinquent son, his pacifier-sucking baby, and his confused, enabling wife?<\/p>\n<p>Tell us more, Ted.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p><a style=\"display: inline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.salon.com\/2018\/02\/23\/ted-cruz-baffles-the-world-by-saying-democrats-are-lisa-simpson\/\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 650px;\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/R2YNWsNXR-Fi_Kv69fWyHwBSv6OW3kITwQB6S205hxDVozMB4hg_MBPYMuVt_6_jS9BfdOjHwkTEKgZizuml__Dul9F5Hd7RXg=w506-h910\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.salon.com\/2018\/02\/23\/ted-cruz-baffles-the-world-by-saying-democrats-are-lisa-simpson\/\">Ted Cruz claims &#8220;The Simpsons,&#8221; minus Democrat Lisa, for Republicans \u2014 and gets roasted for it<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nNot sure if Cruz intended for the remark to be a compliment, but Lisa is by far the smartest character on the show<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/gVzdMCWjVnK\">View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What? At CPAC (the annual Conservative Political Action Committee conference), Ted Cruz said in his speech, &#8220;The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge.&#8221; So the Dems are a mature, intelligent, agency-filled, loving girl, and the GOP are the generational icon of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/02\/23\/cruz-says-dems-lisa-gop-homer-marge-maggie-bart.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cruz says the the Dems are Lisa, the GOP are Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Bart&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":48091,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,45,100,9],"tags":[1437],"class_list":["post-135921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-media-cartoons","category-dolts","category-politics-law","tag-simpsons"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Ted-Cruz.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11034,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/20\/i_think_thats_the_plutoni.html","url_meta":{"origin":135921,"position":0},"title":"I think that&#8217;s the Plutonium Anniversary","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 20-Apr-07 7:22pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Yesterday, The Simpsons turned twenty years old. 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