{"id":136606,"date":"2018-05-27T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-28T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=136606"},"modified":"2018-05-30T07:16:24","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T13:16:24","slug":"trailers-before-solo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/05\/27\/trailers-before-solo.html","title":{"rendered":"Trailers Before &#8220;Solo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s what the stuidos thought the <i>Solo<\/i> audience would be interested in &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Robin Hood<\/i><\/b> &#8212; Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, it&#8217;s <i>Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves<\/i> meets <i>Assassin&#8217;s Creed<\/i> meets <i>King Arthur: Legend of the Sword<\/i> meets <i>Kingsman,<\/i> with an excess of bullet time shots, some awful-looking archery, and a bizarre anachronistic mixture of contemporary dress and medieval stuff. Good God, no.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Adrift<\/i><\/b> &#8212; This trailer about shipwrecked-at-sea survival drama focused more on her than him, this time around. I still have no desire to see it.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>The Sisters Brothers<\/i><\/b> &#8212; An offbeat Western comedy? I guess? Pass.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Mission Impossible: Fall Out<\/i><\/b> &#8212; I don&#8217;t know if this is precisely the same trailer I have previously seen, but it didn&#8217;t bring anything new to the table. This one&#8217;s for streaming a year from now.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom<\/i><\/b> &#8212; Same as last one I saw. I&#8217;ll catch up with this series. Some day. I do like the music.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Mowgli<\/i><\/b> &#8212; I presume Kipling has fallen into Public Domain, as I am pretty sure we didn&#8217;t need another live-action <i>Jungle Book<\/i> movie so close to the Disney release, but are getting one anyway. Voice cast of very prominent actors, but the trailer is kind of a hot mess.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Ant-Man and the Wasp<\/i><\/b> &#8212; Previously seen trailer, still eager for its arrival.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Incredibles 2<\/i><\/b> &#8212; Previously seen trailer, still eager for its arrival.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and before the trailers formally started, there was a featurette about <i>Crazy Rich Asians,<\/i> a rom-com about just what it says on the tin, which I will also be passing on.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone have some good reasons for me to change my mind about any of the above?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/6560495193700637393\/6560495191624841282\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 650px;\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-sv5Dxw7blis\/WwuPnid0-EI\/AAAAAAAFFik\/J1ormHiZ94QpCSPs8ci613TjtO-LMo_zACJoC\/movie%2Btrailers%2Btheater.jpg?imgmax=660\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/9LX1RX6QHYt\">Original Post<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s what the stuidos thought the Solo audience would be interested in &#8230; Robin Hood &#8212; Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, it&#8217;s Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves meets Assassin&#8217;s Creed meets King Arthur: Legend of the Sword meets Kingsman, with an excess of bullet time shots, some awful-looking archery, and a bizarre anachronistic mixture of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/05\/27\/trailers-before-solo.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trailers Before &#8220;Solo&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":136607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,41],"tags":[128,1638],"class_list":["post-136606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-media-movies","tag-movies","tag-trailers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/movie+trailers+theater.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":128227,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/10\/05\/trailers-before-the-martian.html","url_meta":{"origin":136606,"position":0},"title":"Trailers before &quot;The Martian&quot;","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 5-Oct-15 12:14am","format":false,"excerpt":"It's weird -- most movies I go to are genre enough that I get to see some movie trailers that look, at the very least, intriguing. 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